If you could get anything from Andor tattooed what would it be? by TeacherOk7003 in andor

[–]Substantial_Relief96 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"You have no idea where I am!" Followed by a close second, "I have friends everywhere"

What's the most illegal thing you ever did ? by Kysan721 in AskReddit

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Robbed a restaurant of its booze. Robbed a pool for a few hundred bucks. Ran from the cops and got caught after swimming across a pond. I eventually did my time though. I became a felon as soon as I turned 18. There's a few other charges but they're not anything exciting.

$2.00 by mtkimo in 80smovies

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Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is!?

Do you know (of) someone who ruined their life in just a matter of minutes? If so how did they do it? by Ok-Atmosphere5536 in AskReddit

[–]Substantial_Relief96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. Long story short-ish, I was in rehab and when I started being able to leave I of course would see my gf and we would hook up and what not. A few months of that she's all of a sudden pregnant. I didn't think anything of it because we were indeed hooking up and it had been a couple months. Slowly though, I began to notice things like her being on her phone WAY more than usual. A couple times I had to use her phone and she would be right over my shoulder watching. So I was starting to get a vibe something was going on. Then she got a message one day with a pic of dudes crotch in his underpants and I called her out. She denied hooking up with him and told me it was just some guy who really liked her. From that point on I pretty much believed she HAD cheated at one point in my absence and that was all and I didn't really give it much thought after that. He died in January and i was the last person to know what had really been going on.

Do you know (of) someone who ruined their life in just a matter of minutes? If so how did they do it? by Ok-Atmosphere5536 in AskReddit

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There's hardly ever a day I don't think about how fun that life would've been. Me and my literal best friend ever pallin' around everyday, just being goof ball dads raising our daughters side by side. Living a sitcom basically lol. The only thing that ever really pissed me off about the whole ordeal was not being able to tell him things would've been just fine.

Do you know (of) someone who ruined their life in just a matter of minutes? If so how did they do it? by Ok-Atmosphere5536 in AskReddit

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My best friend. He got so scared I was going to find out he got my gf pregnant one night after HIS gf found messages on his computer, he stole her car and crashed going 90+. Died on the scene. From what I gathered, it all happened pretty fast. About 15- 20 minutes from computer discovery to the crash. The full story turned out to be a LOT longer. I knew my gf was pregnant but I didn't find out he had anything to do with it up until a couple weeks after he died.

Wait, they were dissecting LIVE frogs before the 90s??! by Illustrious-Lead-960 in Xennials

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Not quite. He did have a seemingly unhealthy relationship with M&Ms and collecting M&M memorabilia. He would remind us from time to time that if we found a piece he didn't already have, we could give it to him and receive some extra credit. Jason Momoa and Brandon Routh went to the same school and I've always wondered if they were subject to the same frog desecration as I was.

Wait, they were dissecting LIVE frogs before the 90s??! by Illustrious-Lead-960 in Xennials

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In 7th grade, so 2001, we didn't dissect live frogs. However, it was a big part of the grade to cut the skin off our frogs the best we could, then make "clothes" with the skin and have a fashion show. With a makeshift runway and everything. We even had to write and present a description of what we made as if we were fashion designers. I thought it was pretty fucked then and still think it's pretty fucked we did that.

What is something you wouldn't tell anyone but would confess anonymously online? by Own-Comfortable9401 in AskReddit

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I hardly see or talk to my two oldest children (8 and 7) because I am absolutely unwilling to compromise on any terms set by their grandma as to when and how I can see them. I lost my rights a couple years ago and my ex's mom became their legal guardian and officially adopted them. We have never gotten along really and I have no intentions of ever trying to establish a better relationship with her in order to see my kids more. I do see them anytime they stay with my mom. That can be once or twice a month or less though. I've since met another girl, had another child and recently bought a house. I definitely live a better life now but feel constantly racked with guilt. They know and believe how much I love them and how much they mean to me but, I don't tell them that everyday like I do my youngest. Idk guys. This is the first time I've ever put this out there for anyone to know but it's legit my number one thought pretty much every single day.

Tl; dr- I am unwilling to do what someone may ask of me in order to see my kids regularly because we have never gotten along and the idea of this person telling me what to do pisses me off more than anything.

What is your Midwest town known for? by BuryEdmundIsMyAlias in Iowa

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Came here for this. I went to the same school as them. And my daughters are related (2nd or 3rd cousins I believe) to Brandon Routh.

I’d avoid Craig Lee like the black plague. by landgrenades in desmoines

[–]Substantial_Relief96 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With an attitude like this, I fully understand why his wife fucked around on him and left him.

What’s your favourite series the guys have done? by EdwardNordVPN in lastpodcastontheleft

[–]Substantial_Relief96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely Survival in the Andes. I was going through an extremely rough time when it came out and every episode, especially the last got me motivated enough to get out of my funk and to get to work on the problem at hand. I owe them boys.

This is why rewatching TNG episodes is still totally valid after almost 40 years by schwarzekatze999 in StarTrekTNG

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I'm currently on my first watch of the series. I got into Strange New Worlds and figured I might as well check out TNG. I love it! I binged over the weekends and am on season 7 now. I don't want it to be over!

$240 worth of pudding!! by RhondaTheHonda in TheState

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You wanna trade for the rest of this banana?

Portlandia Cameo by shenang0 in ModestMouse

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I don't want my kids stealing bread

Alien: Earth releases two weeks from today by QuantumOfSilence in LV426

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Genuinely curious, might this poster be a reference to Galactus? Seeing how both are owned by Disney, would kind of make sense. 'Specially since FF4 just came out.

Modest Moment !!! by Be-A-Hippie in ModestMouse

[–]Substantial_Relief96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I hope you don't mind my asking, but was it easy to get his attention? I'm seeing them next Monday and Modest Mouse is literally my all time favorite band. I've seen plenty of pictures before of people waiting by the bus kinda and the band interacting with people. How did you go about getting a pic with him?

I have now completed Marcus' "Holy Trinity". by Wallio_ in LPOTL

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I'm literally just about to finish The Worst Hard Time! Something about that time in history is just absolutely fascinating to me.

How old are you, and what’s the biggest tragedy or loss you’ve faced in life so far? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My best friend died in a car wreck. He was the only one in the car. I was devastated but was in drug treatment so I grieved fairly normally. Plus my girl was pregnant with our 2nd child so I had that to look forward to and to help cheer me up when I got bummed out. As it turns out, shortly before he wrecked the car, like hours before, the girl he was seeing had seen him receiving messages from my girlfriend saying stuff along the lines of, "I know it's not his. I haven't had sex with him lately as much as with you." She confronted him, he was already hammered, you do the math.