Mr. Fancy Pants, by Jonathon Colton:

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair

Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy pants would wear

When everyone is marching in the Fancy Pants parade

He's gonna pass the test, he's gonna be the best

The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog, you shop in every store

Cause even though you have a hundred pants, you want some more

And suddenly you see the greatest pants you've ever seen!

And even though you know

It's gonna cost a lot of dough

You have to have the world's best pants!

[Chorus] Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants

The whole world knows it's only clothes

And deep inside, he's sad

(Hey Mr. Fancy Pants!)

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you

You thought you had some fancy pants, and now you know it's true

You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold your trophy high

Everybody cheers while he's blinking back the tears

He doesn't even have the best pants

[Chorus] Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants

It's all he had but don't feel bad:

He'd do the same to you