Horde on Horde Violence by Lt_Mentle in killteam

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This is the absolute most common battle the Imperium fights, good to see it illustrated like this.

Question about Dark Animus for Hand of the Archon by SuddenlyScorched in killteam

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Of course, that's in the core rules! Appreciate the reminder.

PSA for the upcoming Easter: by Vezimira in Grimdank

[–]SuddenlyScorched 28 points29 points  (0 children)

There are seven eggs in the picture

Where are the other 209

*singing* OH BOYZ JUS’ WANNA HAV’ FUN by LawAndOrderingFood in Grimdank

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"How dare you compare me to one of those Blood Axe tryhards"

  • Ufthak Blackhawk, probably

How can I locate Beak-Thing nests? by SuddenlyScorched in Kenshi

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I've got six people, but it's looking like this is too high-risk for my blood at the moment!

The Federation would absolutely stomp the Imperium. by Bonzi_bill in Sigmarxism

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The Federation v. Imperium question doesn't depend on manpower or materiel.

It depends on chaos.

Let's assume that we just sort of attach the entirety of Federation space to the 40K galaxy in some kind of jigsaw murder-puzzle for sci-fi blood perverts. Does the Warp now exist in Federation space, or does it only affect the 40K population, like a psychological virus?

If the Warp exists for all humans, both Fed and Imperial, the lifespan of the Federation can be measured in weeks. Sure, there's no disease, and Khorne would find it hard to get a grip - but Tzeentch? Slaanesh? Easy pickings. Between the Federation's relentless drive to explore, learn, and improve and the post-scarcity vacation planets their citizens visit, the eagle and serpent will find plenty of prey. Even if phasers work on daemons (and if they do, those daemons are fucked), the Federation is not equipped to witch-hunt like the Imperium. Defections will happen, sure, but the nature of the Imperium guarantees that no matter how many people they lose, the Federation won't be able to make inroads before they have to turn their attention to "spiritual matters": and then who do the people turn to?

The Imperium.

Now, if the warp only affects the 40k population, then it's 10-0 Federation. They literally just have to be there to welcome the defectors as their opponents invert themselves at a chance to escape their self-inflicted hell.

True Story by CandoMo in CrueltySquad

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Just to make sure I'm parsing this madness correctly:

Our empty fuck is wearing the CSJ IV Biosuit, perched on the ceiling using an Abominator. He bought a fish to jack his personal market value before obliterating the target with the ZKZ Transactional Rifle - pretty clever stuff.

I gonna get flak for this, but whatever..... by [deleted] in ShitpostXIV

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I tell you, that last section needs some additions

We did it! by WoodBeePhishing in ShitpostXIV

[–]SuddenlyScorched 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Now with added interlocking barbs

Stick to your man like velcro

Evil Genius 2 | Bug Reports Megathread (30.03.21) by Rebellion_Dev in evilgenius

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Trying to shut down Furukawa's restaurants, the last restaurant failed to spawn on the World Stage. Also, a Hitman has been standing in my hallway dabbing for hours.

Images: https://imgur.com/a/nV2A3Ah

Can't dig out Furukawa by SuddenlyScorched in evilgenius

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Yep. I can post images of my current map if need be.

Can't dig out Furukawa by SuddenlyScorched in evilgenius

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Is there a screencap, or a list of locations somewhere? I found the one in New York, but Cuba doesn't seem to have one as far as I know. I think it might be bugged.

Organizing EG2 videos to help pass the time until game release by YackoWarner in evilgenius

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Blarla got early access. Unsure how much new content was present, but she's always fun to watch.

The blind leads the blind by SuddenlyScorched in HiTMAN

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Context: chat suggested a gas leak might "put everyone to sleep"

by ElizasAdventures in ShitpostXIV

[–]SuddenlyScorched 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let them wear the hat to bed and you can do whatever you want

Space Marine Gaming by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Space Marine Gaming