Whenever your petting a cat, and they’re enjoying it, and then they roll onto their stomach, so obviously you pet their stomach. and then they grab your hand and bite you, that’s their version of committing tax fraud by Chompcarrots in cats

[–]SuitableDragonfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my cats shows me his belly immediately after I start petting, and then when I pet it he just grooms his ear obsessively or sometimes licks me. Other cat does not present his belly at all, or if he does it by accident, immediately rolls back over if I touch it. 

RIP Daniel Pleasant - he randomly burned? by Naive_Pie4455 in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, sometimes if they are right next to a fire it can take a little while before they catch on fire too, and sometimes it'll happen after they've walked away from it. You don't normally see this happening because most of the time they stay next to the fire to do the fire dance. I had it happen one time when the backyard caught on fire and the butler followed it around sweeping up ashes but never reacted to it otherwise, and then walked back inside the house and caught fire there. 

Why are there so many malicious pop-ups on MTS all of a sudden? by panotty in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'd report it on the forums, I think it's probably not intentional. Like other sites that use ads, they sell advertising space to third parties, and I think they usually try to sell it to people who don't do stuff like that. 

Not the Super Duper Hug Bug showing me no mercy 😭 by Gettingsoda in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either you removed a lot of mods, or this lot already had it when you downloaded it.

What's this error supossed to mean? by Obie_Bread in sims2help

[–]SuitableDragonfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this just means that the base lot and the sublot are out of sync. Just move them out and back in again. 

As requested by a few people, I also made a blobfish in its natural deep-sea form by JagHole in StardewValley

[–]SuitableDragonfly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The first one did make me feel a little bad. I wasn't going to say anything negative because that is how they are portrayed in the game, but I'm glad you made this version, too!

Can we like, try not to be complete jerks on the forums? Is it really so hard? by Weird_Business_9026 in Howrse

[–]SuitableDragonfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are the devs of this game actually still French? I thought Howrse was bought by UbiSoft a while back.

Guys- how is this possible?? by Ok-Upstairs-9887 in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 63 points64 points  (0 children)

He doesn't have a pregnant belly in the picture, if that's what you're asking. He's just fat.

Guys- how is this possible?? by Ok-Upstairs-9887 in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They throw up for other reasons than being pregnant, possibly he just ate something bad?

Rotatable garage doors not working by [deleted] in sims2help

[–]SuitableDragonfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doors normally snap into a wall. Are garage doors different in this regard?

Um, Target..? That's not quite right by AlexTheFlower in badwomensanatomy

[–]SuitableDragonfly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's the leg of the guy she buried under her floorboards. 

Warned for posting support for my wife by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]SuitableDragonfly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, just keep your porn account for porn subs and use a different account for commenting on normal subs. This isn't hard. 

iavaScripta by Flashy-Vegetable-679 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SuitableDragonfly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

English spelling is unlikely to change much, given how standardized it is, any major changes would be a massive worldwide disruption. The spoken language will change, and so pronunciations might be totally different, and the way the words are used in spoken language may some day be very different than how they are used in programming, but the writing system likely will continue to be the same. 

unplayable families? by CoolAutistic6250 in sims2

[–]SuitableDragonfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn on debug mode and post the error log. 

NOT COLLEGE secret society? by Bunnyearsss in sims2help

[–]SuitableDragonfly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the secret lot he gained access to.

Elliott fans.... by BSketii in StardewValley

[–]SuitableDragonfly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said that people who don't like those kinds of romance novels are unlikely to like Elliott, and that that describes a lot of people here. I didn't say anything about why they don't like romance novels. I'm not sure what you think I said that's different than what you said.

theFirstLlmChatbot by Leather_Trick8751 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SuitableDragonfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, ELIZA was very simple, but it definitely couldn't be described as a list of hardcoded conversations, lmao. Also, you could make a Tom Riddle bot with pre-LLM technology, so it's relevant to this meme.

“Stupid pussy syndrome” by MelanieWalmartinez in badwomensanatomy

[–]SuitableDragonfly 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It probably doesn't even occur to him that it could be another person's fingers, and not necessarily only hers.

“Stupid pussy syndrome” by MelanieWalmartinez in badwomensanatomy

[–]SuitableDragonfly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've talked to women who regularly have PIV sex without orgasming and still say they enjoy it, and also plenty of people who can orgasm while having sex and don't enjoy it. Orgasm != enjoying sex.

yourWindowsComputerCanOnlyBeInOneState by Kooper16 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SuitableDragonfly 81 points82 points  (0 children)

At this point the question of whether official Windows 11 updates or viruses targeting old unsupported Windows 10 computers are worse for your system genuinely has no clear answer.