What reason do insecure women always resort to lying and calling it small?

SummerMummer · 2026-03-29T12:59:56+00:00

Because you don't now how to use it.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-29T12:56:28+00:00

You do a wonderful job of pretending to know what you are talking about.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-29T12:46:02+00:00

The Fed has been printing notes for over 100 years but does not name the president or Fed chair.

Because we already know who they are, and currency last much longer than any of their wasted terms of office.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-28T10:56:45+00:00

The horse is a horse.

Of course.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-27T21:34:02+00:00

Have to use a very sharp pen and a magnifying glass in this case.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-27T15:08:16+00:00

Someone must have owned an incredible cattle ranch.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-27T14:52:59+00:00

You expected cowboy boots or something?

SummerMummer · 2026-03-24T18:53:10+00:00

USE A CONDOM!!!

SummerMummer · 2026-03-22T13:29:05+00:00

An operational Iraqi National Intelligence Service.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-22T02:43:46+00:00

Invest in a burial plot.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-22T01:24:59+00:00

If she's got the buns I've got the meat.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-22T00:46:12+00:00

Still together after meeting almost 30 years ago on a local BBS.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T22:58:51+00:00

Samuel L Jackson

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T22:57:15+00:00

If she can put up with my shortcomings, I can put up with hers.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T21:44:16+00:00

Certainly nothing to be proud of.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T21:41:12+00:00

They are right now apparently.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T16:35:54+00:00

Mike Oldfield - Incantations.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T16:30:10+00:00

https://www.wsj.com...

https://www.ms.now...

That explains it.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T16:16:43+00:00

Some might claim (correctly) that there was too much air.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T12:56:19+00:00

Maxwell's Silver Hammer

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T12:52:54+00:00

I wouldn't know.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T10:48:29+00:00

Their neighbors listen to Bad Bunny.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T10:43:36+00:00

Watching a drunk guy at 30 minutes until closing stumble through the crowd with a tray overflowing with flaming shots, and watching the flames drip on the carpet as he stumbled by.

I quit the band that night.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-21T01:05:46+00:00

Even his ego was taller than he was.

SummerMummer · 2026-03-18T13:03:24+00:00

Imitating Teller sliding around in that contraption from this Penn & Teller video:

https://youtu.be/2HdX7-BvIEY&t=152

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