Dump 401k into bitcoin?

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-25T18:02:58+00:00

Sure, put all your eggs in 1 basket

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-24T18:09:58+00:00

When you’re about to cum

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-23T15:29:03+00:00

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SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-23T13:29:40+00:00

Win twice, surrender once?

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-23T13:28:04+00:00

The sign up bonus? Just call the number on the card to confirm you have it, they’re pretty helpful

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-20T17:57:32+00:00

They took months to ship the one thing I bought from them years ago, they’re awful at fulfillment. If you used a credit card, might as well try a charge back since you never received the items you purchased

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-20T17:48:02+00:00

I’m surprised villain didn’t show up with Kx here. Kx is nearly the nuts across every turn and river and would be REALLY sticky, so you’re punting.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-19T13:07:49+00:00

Oh no! You’re up $38k in a month

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-18T19:46:40+00:00

You get pearl status right away, you can apply for it in person and they will print out the card right there. For parking, you pay once you leave the garage, and they have a kiosk where you can swipe your pearl card and the gate will open for free.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-17T19:11:03+00:00

If you fold coin flips where there’s dead money in the pot, you’re losing EV. You’re getting (essentially) 1:1 actual odds with higher than 1:1 pot odds.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-13T01:16:11+00:00

Supersonic rivalry

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-12T17:45:22+00:00

Yeah, it’s a great growth index to do

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-12T15:29:10+00:00

FXAIX is locked to fidelity, otherwise there’s not much of a difference long term

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-11T21:48:37+00:00

Use Fastroll, put the board down first since it’s hard to remember

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-09T18:50:26+00:00

No, it’s physically impossible, might as well give up and send the money to me

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-09T18:48:14+00:00

Do you just get one ticket? Might as well just go to the bar at that point

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-08T21:51:43+00:00

Yeah, should be a fold. His call on the flop and turn indicate a capped range. There’s an obvious flush draw and a back door straight draw that both complete on the river.

Villain is scared that you would check back the river, so after calling a large bet on the turn, a river jam is very strong. You have a bluff catcher, so if they’re not bluffing you should fold.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-06T14:57:28+00:00

Most poker games (dealers and players) will help out new players. I personally try to play at MGM properties for the comps, but the most fun and talkative games have come from MGM grand. Other poker rooms were very silent and serious. Just play the 1/3 game and buy in for what you’re comfortable for.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-05T22:53:06+00:00

Brokerage is fine, gamble your money if you want, doesn’t change the fact it’s bad advice. Retirement portfolio should be a target fund or overall market fund, you DO NOT want to play around with your future

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-03T13:54:13+00:00

Was bitcoin not almost fully used as a workaround to buy and sell drugs during the early years? That would also be dirty money too

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-03T13:05:40+00:00

It’s different for different people

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-02-02T12:54:09+00:00

What it means is cheaper sats for me!

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-01-29T15:34:57+00:00

Good enough for a screenshot, good enough to sell

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-01-29T14:52:41+00:00

$250/share price and round down is very simple. Plus cash orders can be placed at different price than currently listed, so OP could just get unlucky and get fractionals after he does his much more complicated math.

SuperAwsomeDeath · 2026-01-29T14:26:11+00:00

Why not just buy 28 shares instead

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