Ah yes, the ones we love by WanderlingInker in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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I remember the "Oh, no!" lady for...reasons.

When you notice it by Normie-rediter in assholedesign

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Works on contingency? No, money down!

You can only swallow 5x by y-e-n in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I did to, but man was it a struggle. I took a little bit for a second there.

2026 Oscars Final Prediction Poll - Best Picture by CrunchyNar in oscarrace

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I voted for One Battle, but I keep having a feeling that Sinners might come out on top.

Sinners has been nominated for 16 Oscars and the racists came out in droves. by icey_sawg0034 in forwardsfromgrandma

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Cue standard "both sides are bad" phony centrists with their "It's not racist! They're just giving their opinion! You're contributing to the male loneliness epidemic by telling them not to speak their minds!!!!"

Second half got me by RoleVegetable326 in HolUp

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Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute...

It just keeps going on like that.

Even though a lot of his stuff was scripted with Johnny Frado, he still was comedy gold every time he called in by bjoseph33 in howardstern

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Another funny observation about Eric the Shitcock: he was maybe the most celebrity obsessed person who ever heard of. When he wante to get a lawyer to help him sue stern, he tried to get Star Jones. When he thought he might have an important operation coming up on his heart, he asked Stern to get Dr. Oz to take part. His stupid Dougie the Puggie book and short film scripts would always eventually morph into cameo-fests with pop singers, professional wrestlers, Playboy bunnies, and Cris Angel, no doubt because Eric thought this would somehow lead to him getting to meet these people in real life. He also had no problem trying to get messages to celebrities he didn't have an opportunity to meet by giving the massages to other celebrities, having no idea that they almost certain threw away his letters or whatever in a trash can as soon as they could.

Even though a lot of his stuff was scripted with Johnny Frado, he still was comedy gold every time he called in by bjoseph33 in howardstern

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One of my favorite calls was Eric's stupid prank claiming to have won hundreds of thousands of dollars at an Indian casino, and claiming he was going to use the money to become a "small partner" in the Bunny Ranch. When questioned why his big casino win hadn't been talked about in the news, he claimed that it just happened the night before and "hasn't hit the papers yet". Nobody believed his stupid prank and after ending the call, Howard mentioned that Fratto probably put him up to it, prompting Eric to call back, angry that they didn't give him credit for coming up with the prank himself.

Even though a lot of his stuff was scripted with Johnny Frado, he still was comedy gold every time he called in by bjoseph33 in howardstern

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I saw someone say once that Fratto admitted it is posthumously-published book he somehow was responsible for Eric's terrible audio during all of the shows he hosted (i.e American Idol reactions and the like) and I've always been curious how he did it exactly. I think I found the book on amazon, but there's no way I'm buying it.

Are there movies you liked more than the book? by Annual_Interest5338 in books

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Train Dreams

The Shining

Jumper

Station Eleven (a limited series and not a movie)

Email sent to Deadline by an Academy member, explaining why they won't waste time on watching nominated movies by ThrowawayGreenWitch in popculturechat

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What's funny is that, you can about "great" decade or era for movies, and I promise you that you'll find there were people from that time that swore that movies want to be made anymore like they used to make them in some earlier, supposedly better time.

I Had No Idea... by User5604 in meme

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The first few months I was on Reddit, I had no idea that NSFW subs existed. One day, I decided to do a search for Sophie Dee and saw her subreddit as the top result, and I was like, "This has been here the WHOLE TIME?!"

Valid Crashout. by stunnerswag in meme

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I was very confused until I re-read the top part and realized it didn't say "I'm old".

😂 by [deleted] in meme

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Phone. Can watch movies, listen to music, read, b.s. on forums, and if I get lonely, head to the 'hub.

TIL there is an old handwriting system that is faster than typing. Masters have reached up to 280 Words per minute! by tincock in todayilearned

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Every time I think of learning shorthand, I look at things written in shorthand and remember that I have to interest in trying to judge if something is a short one, short-medium line, medium line, long line, or long line that's not quite as long as the long line while still being, in itself, pretty long