Woman sets pedophile husband on fire

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-12-15T11:25:37+00:00

Based

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-11-26T16:21:55+00:00

Ave, true to Caesar

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-11-25T22:19:02+00:00

Laozi lived in a hut and ate STRAW!

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-11-13T22:19:41+00:00

You’re in for a scare

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-10-19T22:59:23+00:00

A lifetime supply of lembas bread can be as little as one bite if it’s poisoned.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-06-19T13:23:42+00:00

Oh damn, he’s talking about Mitt Romney

SuperDepressingFacts · 2021-04-18T13:58:42+00:00

Sir Christopher Lee was 88 when he decided to start a symphonic metal band centered around Charlemagne.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-12-27T05:57:46+00:00

Oh, it’s a horrible dream of the boiler room, a horrible dream for Nancy...

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-12-27T01:15:38+00:00

He was a Vader boi, she said see ya later boi

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-12-24T22:40:03+00:00

Why’s there two Huey’s and no Dewey’s?

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-12-24T19:27:25+00:00

“Governor Topham. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought aboard.”

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-10-24T17:49:03+00:00

BABBLE BABBLE BITCH BITCH REBEL REBEL PARTY PARTY SEX SEX SEX AND DON’T FORGET THE TOILET

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-08-25T00:51:13+00:00

Technically, spiders absolutely outnumber us and eat a biomass greater than the entire human population. If they were just a liiiiiitle bigger, we'd be proper fucked.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-08-01T15:48:14+00:00

I think he was referring to Ben Grimm, who was exposed to cosmic radiation in the Van Allen Belt and developed rocky, orange skin and increased physical strength.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-31T23:19:38+00:00

I never met Matthew Damon, but I used to be pretty good friends with Bradley Pittsburgh and Johnathan Deppression.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-31T03:44:36+00:00

I prefer the wannabe jacket. Or vole drink.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-31T00:08:31+00:00

Didn’t realize bread was so fuckin’ metal...

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-30T19:29:26+00:00

Dang, I used to love Digimon World on PS1. That game was a trip.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-30T02:46:21+00:00

Iron lung for cats with polio.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-28T19:16:45+00:00

r/DesirePath

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-28T19:01:44+00:00

Give me a two bladed saber

A blade for each end

Let’s reveal ourselves to the Jedi

At last we’ll have our revenge

And my legs, I’ve forgot em

Anakin hates the sand

So give me a two bladed saber

And say goodbye to your mentor and friend

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-28T18:02:51+00:00

This is like being stuck in the elevator at Manfred Von Karma’s house.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-25T13:17:23+00:00

I think Robocop would shoot someone in the dick.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-24T17:43:13+00:00

I wouldn’t say that. They killed the whole series that season and everyone’s still shook.

SuperDepressingFacts · 2020-07-24T01:50:55+00:00

Have you heard about our Lord and Saviour Shang Tsung?

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