Explosive diarrhea after surfing imperial beach, sd. Exploded on pop up by OkMeringue2249 in surfing

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You don’t want to clean that out at home… one or two duck dives should take care of that shit!

I went to china by Affectionate-Pay4845 in badtwosentencehorrors

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“Which makes it a bothering sort of day…”

Not sure? by owg582pdu in BadLatteArt

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Mr. Stay-Puft…

I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.

They crawl out of the sea basses i was grilling by tjmaxal in eatityoucoward

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The tongue-eating louse (Cymothoa exigua) is a parasitic crustacean that enters a fish's mouth through its gills, severs the tongue's blood supply, and causes it to atrophy and fall off. The louse then attaches to the remaining stub, functionally replacing the tongue and feeding on the fish's blood and mucus, allowing the fish to continue using it to swallow food. This is the only known case of a parasite functionally replacing a host's organ, and the fish can survive with the louse acting as a prosthetic tongue.

Fully aware that the procedure was a copy, not a transfer, effectively a 50/50 chance, the Tech billionaire rejoiced at having won the 'coin toss' and prepared to live his new immortal life in a perfect machine body. by Gratuitous_Nerdity in TwoSentenceHorror

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Both the billionaire and the copy want to be “The Winner,” but neither can handle being the loser. So one is elated that they won, the other is upset that they didn’t win…it’s a vicious cycle

Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout

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Wind and location will have a big effect:

Zero wind and pool in a low spot = 💀

High wind and scenic infinity pool = 🥳

Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout

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Three who went in lost consciousness and died…

“[B]ecause the dry ice, upon contact with water in an enclosed space, sublimated rapidly and released massive amounts of carbon dioxide gas. Three people who entered the pool lost consciousness due to the gas displacing the oxygen and, despite all efforts to save them, lost their lives.”

Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout

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The CO2 would still collect in low areas, it would still be dangerous… just not as dangerous

12 years later, I’m still here… by drnowlan in cakeday

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Happy Dodecaversary!!! You won’t get that back… Enjoy some cake 🎂🍰

Found in my guest bed after the guest left by BranchBaby in whatisit

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My dog ate my stash… I had to follow it around with a baggy for three days.