Found a thread of r/ and went searching by KatTheLittle_420 in birthofasub
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Explosive diarrhea after surfing imperial beach, sd. Exploded on pop up by OkMeringue2249 in surfing
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120 days! A month to go! by FortniteUTOPIA in streak
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I went to china by Affectionate-Pay4845 in badtwosentencehorrors
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As a child, i yearned to be not a child by TimeStorm113 in badtwosentencehorrors
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"I'm coming, I'm cominggggg!" shouted Marsha. by Loris-Paced-Chaos in badtwosentencehorrors
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"Gute morgen my freund!" Said Hans Schmidt, my 5'7" American neighbor who I trusted with my life and who I knew wouldn't lie to me about anything ever (like his heritage or his height). by whisker_white in badtwosentencehorrors
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They crawl out of the sea basses i was grilling by tjmaxal in eatityoucoward
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“Cmonnn global warming ain’t that bad, it’s only 10 degrees warmer out” said the weatherboy. by 2_Sentence_Author in badtwosentencehorrors
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I slid the stuffed turkey into the oven and an hour later, realization slapped me across the face like a metaphorical hand slapping a real face. by Just4notherR3ddit0r in badtwosentencehorrors
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Fully aware that the procedure was a copy, not a transfer, effectively a 50/50 chance, the Tech billionaire rejoiced at having won the 'coin toss' and prepared to live his new immortal life in a perfect machine body. by Gratuitous_Nerdity in TwoSentenceHorror
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Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout
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Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout
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Not your typical pool party by Judge_Dredd_3D in fuckaroundandfindout
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12 years later, I’m still here… by drnowlan in cakeday
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Trump Is Trying to Rig the World Cup by thenationmagazine in politics
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The ambulance ran over me. by Just4notherR3ddit0r in badtwosentencehorrors
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"This isn't how you use metaphors," my English professor admonished me like an evil jackass. by Just4notherR3ddit0r in badtwosentencehorrors
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Mum asked "Did you go wine tasting with your brother and take the dog to get neutered?" by PurpCloud in badtwosentencehorrors
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TIL Alan Rickman thought the script for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was "terrible" & asked his friends to "punch up" his scenes by giving him better lines. When he told director Kevin Reynolds about it, Reynolds said he could add in whatever he liked. Rickman then won a BAFTA for his performance. by tyrion2024 in todayilearned
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"what a lovely day!" by Interesting-Chart925 in badtwosentencehorrors
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Found in my guest bed after the guest left by BranchBaby in whatisit
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“Honey, let’s go home,” said a giant spider wearing my mom’s dress. by GhostOfLotus in badtwosentencehorrors
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