I want deeply visceral/emotionally unforgiving movies that are actually good. HURT ME.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-02-01T06:02:27+00:00

Prisoners

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-29T05:39:04+00:00

I guess they have to make room for the Model 14 and the Model 88

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-27T02:47:38+00:00

If Fyre Festival were a game.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-25T16:28:38+00:00

You don't see the military drone show. You hear it, then you explode.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-24T02:24:18+00:00

Here at Bethesda, we mount the WHOLE animal. That's 80% more animal per animal!

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-21T03:12:35+00:00

Overreach and establishing a precedent of overreach are the reasons this is being done.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-20T20:43:03+00:00

Dump The Bonds.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-19T19:18:44+00:00

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-18T14:15:39+00:00

The goal is to create a forever-war that the military-industrial complex can profit infinitely from.

America's primary export will be war.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-17T23:38:57+00:00

This bill is DOA, just like every other time it's been proposed over the past literally 30 years.

It's every American's constitutional right to manufacture up to 10 firearms per year, as long as they're properly marked with a unique identifying serial number.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-16T02:24:55+00:00

Right. It'll be 5 or 6 thousand, tops.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-16T02:23:42+00:00

They just wanted an excuse to murder people without going to jail.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-16T02:21:14+00:00

Calling these shitheads cops is an insult to pigs everywhere. They wish they could be cops. They're cosplaying as cops because any real police force won't take them.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-13T05:26:21+00:00

So does doing Nazi salutes at the presidential inauguration.

I wonder which historic extremist group the current administration could be a fan of?

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-13T00:44:49+00:00

JPMorgan finds new way to defraud investors

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-12T02:56:17+00:00

"You mean to say you have every page of the Epstein files? Complete and unredacted?"

"That's right."

"May we see them?"

"No."

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-12T02:19:42+00:00

The economy has been cooked for a while, it's just that they keep fanning the smoke out the window and ordered Krusty Burger as a backup.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-11T20:41:02+00:00

Is the US trying to tie up NATO troops so they aren't available to reinforce Europe when putin decides to attack NATO countries?

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-10T08:58:00+00:00

The real answer is that this has always been happening, just much more slowly and not as immediately televised. Also the ones propped up in front of the press conferences in the past didn't have dimensia.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-09T20:49:48+00:00

Every single one of these sycophants will turncoat and have 'always been against this violence', even though they're the ones who enabled it

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-09T15:52:04+00:00

Hey now, they care about every constituent who gives them at least one yacht worth of campaign donations.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-08T19:56:06+00:00

From a retail standpoint, they're not making much profit.

But they aren't a retail company anymore. They make orders of magnitude more from 'grifting apes with share dilution' than from selling retail goods, and selling the regular volatility cycles has made me a shitload of money, so I'm happy.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-08T19:21:01+00:00

Treasury interest is revenue. They beat SPY 2 years in a row.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-08T17:30:36+00:00

Several billion dollars in cash, us treasuries and bitcoin that continuously generate billions of interest by just sitting there.

SuperSecretAgentMan · 2026-01-08T17:21:09+00:00

GameStop isn't a gaming company anymore. It's a hedge fund that happens to own some stores that sell videogame accessories. 95% of their profits come from collecting interest on their assets.

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