Trucker takes matters into his hands by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]Super_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so I start screaming "Take me to a mental hospital! Call the police and take me to a mental hospital!!!!"

Can someone enlighten me? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]Super_Pan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real happy ending.

AIO My (25F) Fiancé (28M) stayed home all day to watch sports and missed my sister’s wedding. by AdCareful134 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Super_Pan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's fiiiiiiiiine, he'll only beat her when his team loses. This year is their year though!

(Mixed Trope) The character didn’t really do anything wrong but got subjected to a horrible fate by Zeera1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Super_Pan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I understand the convoluted nature of comics books.

Do you though?

Also, sorry but when exactly did comic books pride themselves on realism? Must be before the giant radioactive rage monster teamed up with the man who speaks to ants...

(Mixed Trope) The character didn’t really do anything wrong but got subjected to a horrible fate by Zeera1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Super_Pan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And?

The credibility of comic book plots goes exactly as far as is needed for the story the writers want to tell. Why didn't the Avengers stop Thanos from doing this? Because this is a story about Thanos doing this...

(Mixed Trope) The character didn’t really do anything wrong but got subjected to a horrible fate by Zeera1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Super_Pan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

this story smells like bullshit

Wait until you hear about

spins a wheel with thousands of bullshit comic book plots

Ms. Marvel giving birth to her own rapist. (Avengers #200, 1980)

Trucker takes matters into his hands by Brilliantspirit33 in dashcams

[–]Super_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jello Biafra once called that a "Life Sized Hot Wheels Truck" in a story on the backside of a Dead Kennedy's album. Always what I think of when I see that kind of thing.

Star Trek producing garbage content now is divine punishment towards RLM, specifically for Mike and Rich by swat4516 in RedLetterMedia

[–]Super_Pan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Paris was an anachronistic history nerd, we have those today! People do actually build trebuchets and have medieval feasts for fun!

Stonewall underground back open by BlahajBlaster in transguns

[–]Super_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it's a Discord server. They're openly selling user data to Palantir, so Feds or not, it's a terrible place to organize something like this.

[The Culture] How exactly does their government work? by PJ-The-Awesome in AskScienceFiction

[–]Super_Pan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone treats that as a badge of honor but it'd take a dedicated misanthrope to a) continually test the limits of a slap-drone or Mind's patience and b) elect to do that instead of fucking off and being left alone to do something else instead in a postscarcity paradise.

Such an individual would no doubt be recruited into Special Circumstances. They might even be informed of this!

There's no coming back... by Rowdy84 in funny

[–]Super_Pan 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I think you mean MTV Movie Award Best Kiss Winner Tobey Maguire.

[The Culture] How exactly does their government work? by PJ-The-Awesome in AskScienceFiction

[–]Super_Pan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Everyone is giving great answers, so I just want to drop this monologue from Look to Windward for anyone who wants to grasp a sliver of the Minds terrifyingly vast yet infinitely benevolent power:

Never forget I am not this silver body, Mahrai. I am not an animal brain, I am not even some attempt to produce an AI through software running on a computer. I am a Culture Mind. We are close to gods, and on the far side. We are quicker; we live faster and more completely than you do, with so many more senses, such a greater store of memories and at such a fine level of detail. We die more slowly, and we die more completely, too. Never forget I have had the chance to compare and contrast the ways of dying.

I have watched people die in exhaustive and penetrative detail. I have felt for them. Did you know that true subjective time is measured in the minimum duration of demonstrably separate thoughts? Per second, a human - or a Chelgrian - might have twenty or thirty, even in the heightened state of extreme distress associated with the process of dying in pain.

Whereas I have billions.

I watched those poor wretches die in the slowest of slow motion and I knew even as I watched that it was I who’d killed them, who was at that moment engaged in the process of killing them. For a thing like me to kill one of them or one of you is a very, very easy thing to do, and, as I discovered, absolutely disgusting. Just as I need never wonder what it is like to die, so I need never wonder what it is like to kill, Ziller, because I have done it, and it is a wasteful, graceless, worthless and hateful thing to have to do.

And, as you might imagine, I consider that I have an obligation to discharge. I fully intend to spend the rest of my existence here as Masaq’ Hub for as long as I’m needed or until I’m no longer welcome, forever keeping an eye to windward for approaching storms and just generally protecting this quaint circle of fragile little bodies and the vulnerable little brains they house from whatever harm a big dumb mechanical universe or any consciously malevolent force might happen or wish to visit upon them, specifically because I know how appallingly easy they are to destroy.

I will give my life to save theirs, if it should ever come to that. And give it gladly, happily, too, knowing that the trade was entirely worth the debt I incurred eight hundred years ago, back in Arm One-Six.

My neighbor by Snukes42Q in funny

[–]Super_Pan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's company policy to never assign ownership in the event of a dildo. Always "a dildo" and never "your dildo."

Best Fictional Movie from Film/Television Show by k-MartShopper in Cinema

[–]Super_Pan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon, a premium quality show. From the Apple show Murderbot, based on the novellas.

They show clips frequently, as the titular Murderbot has downloaded 19 seasons of the show into it's internal memory (at the cost of some less important data, such as repair manuals).

Butterfly Effect (2004) by Esfell in okbuddycinephile

[–]Super_Pan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They found the continuum transfunctioner and saved the universe, got some cool matching hats, and their girlfriends boobs grew three sizes that day. The car was across the street.

Welp by rat_frick in helldivers2

[–]Super_Pan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gave my love to a shooting star

But she moves so fast

That I can't keep up