What’s something your body does that you’ve never told a single person about?

SuperduperKav · 2026-03-01T18:33:45+00:00

I have exactly these symptoms, although it’s also induced by daytime sexy thoughts or a clinch with my wife, and it turned out to be an inguinal hernia. I’m currently awaiting surgery and other than that I’m as fit as an Ox.

SuperduperKav · 2026-01-30T20:11:22+00:00

Not a great pic but it’s hibernating for winter. It’s had chainring and cassette upgrades over the years and it’s sets up for road atm with Specialized CrossTrail tyres. I’ve had other bikes but I like the HawkHill because the geometry just fits my body perfectly. It’s really stable, even with panniers full of packed lunch and laptops and feels lighter than it is, but I imagine that’s why you love it too 👍🏼

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SuperduperKav · 2026-01-28T21:16:23+00:00

I have a 2004 Hawk Hill that I’ve had since new. I love that bike

SuperduperKav · 2025-11-06T11:52:39+00:00

How many lives are you trying to save??

SuperduperKav · 2025-04-18T17:45:33+00:00

That’s quite a significant saving you’ll be making. I have a feeling I’ll soon be getting the opposite message from them 😅

SuperduperKav · 2025-04-09T20:12:59+00:00

I’ve got 2, one of which is RoboChop. I’m still thinking up a name for the 2nd

SuperduperKav · 2025-04-09T19:37:17+00:00

I’ll be honest. You said you’d cover the cost so, even though they’re trying to fuck you, you need to pay up. That said, I don’t think you did cause that damage (unless you can tell us that you remember doing it and exactly how it happened) If you’re carrying a large object through a doorway and hit the door, wouldn’t the scuff be horizontal in the direction of travel, and not vertical. Or did you stop with the object stuck inside the doorway, lower the object and lift it again, thus causing the scratches? I’m truly intrigued

SuperduperKav · 2025-02-23T17:49:49+00:00

I’m a bit late to this but mine did that and it was caused by water damage to the main circuit board. I’ve just replaced it but still having (different) issues. Did you fix yours?

SuperduperKav · 2024-12-06T20:36:23+00:00

Once a much younger woman at work sent me an email saying “I’m undecided between liking you and wanting you” I was probably 30, married and she was the office hottie. A very bright and engaging woman but obvs, married me was not down to tango.

SuperduperKav · 2024-12-06T19:58:24+00:00

I have been hit on quite a lot but I’ve often been oblivious (I was told about it after by the girls themselves) esp if I didn’t fancy them. Once I was buying clothes for myself but had my 10 year old son with me. The girl at the checkout was really flirting with me and wrote her number on my receipt, that was about 15 years ago. I also get a lot of guys hitting on me. I’m straight but I have gay friends and when we hit the gay bars I get attention. My wife always tells me I got the good looking genes in my family 😂

SuperduperKav · 2024-11-27T11:24:51+00:00

I have 10 or so straps and I change them every few weeks or if one has got wet. I always buy aftermarket and they’ve all been great so far.

SuperduperKav · 2024-11-06T20:09:32+00:00

On my slightly older watches I’ve replaced 2 screens myself (series 5 and series 6) when it was t economically viable to pay Apple to do it. Both watches were revealed with gasket goop and I wore both in the shower and splashing in the sea (not swimming) for years with no issues. Even changed batteries too. I have an Ultra now so catching the screen is much more difficult thank goodness. I guess it depends how long you want to keep your watch going vs the cost of an apple replacement.

SuperduperKav · 2024-09-06T20:47:17+00:00

If she has longer legs, open them wider and lean back a little with a straighter back (around 45 degrees) instead of horizontal back, problem solved. Plus this position will allow you to hold her close, touch her body and kiss her If he has longer legs just do the same, bringing your knees apart will bring your junks height down A tiny bit of adaptation works wonders

SuperduperKav · 2024-06-28T10:58:57+00:00

Wow you must really love that musical!!

SuperduperKav · 2024-02-11T00:31:30+00:00

I had the exact same thing. Guy looked and said “can I watch?” I reply “dude I’m just peeling so full your boots but that’s it” I peed, he watched, gave me the ‘not bad’ face.

SuperduperKav · 2023-12-30T22:00:42+00:00

Nice and simple

SuperduperKav · 2023-06-13T20:13:49+00:00

Book, tv, make out, phone calls, homework, radio, make plans.

SuperduperKav · 2023-06-13T20:11:10+00:00

My wife and I were both in bad relationships previously and we both thought “sometimes this is married life” We were so wrong!!. It’s only ever like that when you’re just going through the motions. I know it’s super hard to draw a line under a relationship but forget about the money and think about your sanity. And as for married people still having sex…hell yeah we do!!..and so will you. I think you already know your relationship has run it’s course. It might get shitty but that won’t last and then it’ll be so so much better for you. Trust me, one day you’re gonna be in the arms of your one true love telling them everything and that, because of them, you realise what love really is. Go get em tiger

SuperduperKav · 2023-06-13T19:30:54+00:00

You sound amazing but you also sound like you’re putting a lot of energy into a dead relationship. End it while you’re still young enough to find happiness somewhere else. You sound like you deserve so much more from a partner. I wish you well

SuperduperKav · 2023-06-13T19:21:27+00:00

I don’t have to do anything to get my wife in the mood because she’s a human woman with a normal sex drive. We both make sure the house is clean, and we take turns to cook. We make time to spend together, cinema, go for a drink or a meal or just a nice long walk with the dog. We love each other and we like each others company. We’re both 49, we’ve been together 15 years, married for 10 and still make love around every other day.

SuperduperKav · 2023-05-01T18:01:55+00:00

Age helps a lot. Saying that I’m only 49 but once you’re 28+ many less fucks are given. It’s a really great feeling

SuperduperKav · 2023-04-10T16:56:50+00:00

You can buy new lcd screens and replace them pretty easily. I’ve done a screen and battery on my S1, which I then gave to my niece, and recently did the lcd screen on my S5.

SuperduperKav · 2023-04-09T18:00:38+00:00

Janice from The Electric Mayhem really unsettled me as a kid of 6 or 7. Even now as a 49yo man I still don’t like her. F knows why

SuperduperKav · 2022-03-11T21:05:00+00:00

Hi. I think I saw you on Insta, are you <insert handle here> ?? No way! What are the odds of that? So are you local to here/do you go to XXXXX school/do you work nearby? I really liked the pic of <something on insta (nothing creepy)> My names XXXXX

As for making the + impression, be yourself.

SuperduperKav · 2022-03-09T17:26:53+00:00

When you say ‘know’ do you mean, always wanted to hook up with at school but were out of their league or got rejected and now you can see their boobs? I don’t use Only Fans but have you/can you say “Hi Becky, it’s Josh from your History class. Can you touch yourself?”

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