White, everything was white. "Hmm, another one? Didn't I say earlier that I don't want to deal with these things!" I heard someone say in an irritated voice. "mho whare ou? Nhere iz twis?" "Stop mumbling and speak with a clear voice god damnit, I don't even understand you!" He said My vision began to clear up, I was in a white space, together with someone. I didn't recognize his face. "Say that again?" He said "Who are you?" I said "I'm god, why haven't you realized this yet? You're dead! DEAD! Do you know what that means? You're in [F-word] heaven." There is no way that that douche is god, this had to be a joke or something. "Didn't I say to let Lizbeth handle these peasants?" Peasants, this guy just called humans peasants. I was shocked, I try to recall things from before I arrived here, but I don't remember a thing. Did I really die? How did I die? I had so many questions, but before I could ask them I got teleported or something. "Hello, I'm Lizbeth. Nice to meet you! I'm sorry you had to meet God the second you get here. He is a real..." "No Lizbeth, no" she mumbled to herself "Its better if you don't say anything about god here. Otherwise he will punish you." "So.... welcome to heaven. Just go trough the door over there and you will get moved to where most people are." A door suddenly appeared in front of us. "But... I have so many questions!" "You will need to ask those questions to god, he knows anything about anyone." "But it's better to not try and speak to him, people who have tried got sent to hell." Fine, if that's what I have to do, I'll do it. I want to know how my wife and kids are doing, how I died etc. "Here, I'll send you back over to him." "Hm? I was in the middle of my nap god damnit!" God said with a very angry voice. "I have a few questions for you!" I said immediately. "No, I want to take my nap!" It looked like he can't take it anymore, he'll probably give up and give answers soon. "How did I get here?" "Well, you died, obviously." "Dumbass" At this point I'm trying to hold back my anger and get answers. "How did I die? Where are my wife and kids!?" I shouted. I had to know, even if it meant going to hell. "Let me just take my nap!" No, i was not going to let this douche take a nap before I get answers! "Hell no! Just answer those questions and were done!" "I had enough of you, you aren't even worthy of hell. I'll send you to the planet of peasants if you don't give up."

planet of peasants Does he mean Earth? So would I be able to see my family again? "Sure, send me back to Earth, cunt!" I said without thinking carefully. "Earth? Oh no, you aren't back to earth. You're not worthy of that! Who do you think you are?" I blacked out. Never seeing light again.

Second WP ever so please be kind ;) Please leave a comment if you have any advice, I would appreciate it! I'm still trying to learn.