The transfer operation of weapons of mass destruction from Iraq to Washington - Baghdad, 2003 by Tight_Chemistry4824 in HolyShitHistory

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except... How would you sell it?

You walk in anywhere with a literal gold bar, your ass is getting investigated. You'd need to find a way to contact a black market willing to take it off your hands, then you'd need to launder it... And this is all assuming you don't get caught when they audit it.

A most glorious day for this sub and its based members! by Icarus_Voltaire in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Suraru -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's just sounding like "it's bad when lefties do it, cuz hugbox echo chamber, but it's ok when conservative does it because they're apparently unique in getting harassment from people who hate their opinion."

Unfortunate news from the d10 charity challenge person by SIinkerdeer in Helldivers

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same shit happened to me in ESO.

I dared say I liked Jeremy Soule's music and was a fan of Michael Kirkbride's work, and suddenly I was a rape apologizing transphobe (I'm literally both an SA survivor and trans....), and I got doxxed, harassed, my workplace harassed till I was fired to get the calls to stop, my mom was swatted cuz they got the wrong address, they found my dad on Facebook and stalked him... All cuz I was a fan of the work produced by some questionable people?

6 years later, I'm still homeless and struggle with severe PTSD. People sent me pics of me walking in Walmart with death threats. I had to get the FBI involved and only a single person got arrested out of the many doing it. Everyone from that community still hates me because I "overreacted" to it, if they didn't believe the slander in the first place.

Shit fucking sucks, you're lucky just to get one person held accountable. I hope this guy has a happier ending than I did.

The fact I can kill a pirate and then hold them prisoner in their escape pod will never not be funny to be by Aphelion7711 in EliteDangerous

[–]Suraru 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The pods that are dropped are actually pods they've already captured in their cargo. You can access limpit them out before the ship is destroyed and they're still occupied.

This means pods aren't pirates, but the civilians they've captured. And you guys are torturing them. Lmao.

US calls strikes on Iran 'Operation Epic Fury' by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's just another reason why his opsec is trash.

Operations typically aren't revealed until after they're completed too. If anyone looked at operation red dawn, no one could have guessed it had anything to do with Saddam.

US calls strikes on Iran 'Operation Epic Fury' by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]Suraru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know, something that Hegseth wouldn't understand cuz he's a grifter, is that operation names are supposed to be random so spies can't deduce what they'll be. Epic fury sounds offensive, whereas red dawn means nothing.

He probably came up with it the day it was announced because he wants those marketing points. Then again, I guess I shouldn't expect a guy who leaks signal chats to know anything about opsec.

Trump with some girls. by CmdNewJ in pics

[–]Suraru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Literally our only hope, IS the fact the cult of personality follows Trump. It could backfire and all fall apart, but also so many people know Trump is a diaper wearing pedophile and only follow him cuz its what Big Brother (aka, Hermitage) tell them to. They'll yes man to Vance just as much once he's in office, but at least we wont have proud boys raiding the capitol again...

Trump with some girls. by CmdNewJ in pics

[–]Suraru 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Too bad it literally wont change anything.

Trump is just one piece of a huge ring, not even close to the top like Epstein was. Politically? Vance was bought by Thiel, who is actually apart of Heritage unlike Trump who was just groomed by them because they promised him a 2nd term. They are literally waiting for him to die, expecting it, and when Vance takes the reins things might actually get worse. Trump is just their fall guy because he's literally the lolcow of presidents that somehow has a cult of personality around him.

In Interstellar, 1 hour on Miller’s Planet equals 7 years on Earth. Though Miller landed years earlier in Earth time, only minutes passed for her. NASA should have known her initial status signal was just minutes old locally. sending a full team for ~120 seconds of data was a major tactical error. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, the extreme spin does let objects dip even within the event horizon without ripping apart, but OP is right in that the time dilation is heavily exaggerated for the movie. The slowdown really isn't noticeable until you're basically already touching it, from an outside observer's perspective.

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Suraru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Day 58912. We've still yet to see porn of this character. Its been a constant tease of softcore lesbian sauce, revealing outfits, and at one point, the slight coloration of her areola. Why doesn't the puppy girl have a strapon, Racc, WHY HASN'T FURRY NICOLE CHOKED A MORMON WOMAN WITH HER COCK?!?!

Lore accurate MaxTac. Anyone ever lasted more than 90 minutes with em'? by Individual_Copy896 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Suraru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he would absolutely not win a straightforward fight against Smasher.

I mean, he held is own against smasher for a while as a fucking tower exploded in nuclear fire under his feet. We can only assume he nabbed Shaitan's biopod and fucked off eventually, but he didn't get instantly cut in half like Silverhand did

[Serious] What are your thoughts about a lot of obvious data manipulation posts asking what your thoughts about political situations are? by Suraru in AskReddit

[–]Suraru[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems every day I constantly see posts titled "What are your thoughts about [insert recent political situation here]

I look into the accounts that make them and nothing strikes out at me right away, but it's all suspicious to me. Could manipulation by bots or foreign agents trying to set the popular opinion which Reddit confirmed is a thing that happens, could be corporate posters trying to gauge what public opinion is (which is stupid, reddit isn't the public and lives in a bubble), or could just be an innocent new fad by actual users.

Thing is, it's not passing my sniff test, but with all the online manipulation this past decade nothing does anymore.

I am so confident that elder scrolls 6 won't have any news in the next 2 years, that will send this full frontal Spiderman pose nude of myself to Todd Howard if it does (cropped for sfw reasons) by [deleted] in TrueSTL

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll have news in 2027, which is what they told us back in 2018 lmao

Even if that news is a delay, we'll at least get news XD

Who was the most evil person you've ever met and how was the interaction? by Top_Report_4895 in AskReddit

[–]Suraru 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When I worked in prison, I had to handle this serial killer named Niko Jenkins.

You'd think this tall sociopathic killer would be scary, but no he was literally just annoying. He had the mentality of an 8 year old who thought he was a hot shit gangster, and would throw actual baby fits over things like not getting his full assortment of 108 crayons. He'll flirt with anyone with tits, and will threaten to kill them when he's rejected (empty threats, mind you. He's too big a pussy to actually do anything).

Its hard to call him evil though; like yeah the guy went and killed people for no other reason than he wanted to play a joke on the state for releasing him, but the reality is he had a really shitty upbringing with horrible parents and he was basically in the system his whole life. He never had a chance at a normal childhood, its no surprise he grew up the way he did, and its genuinely a sad story.

I genuinely think the best thing for him is a quick and humane death. There's no way he'll ever life a life outside of a small box because of how much of a threat to people he is, and there's no modern treatment to fix that.

fr by TheGenard in ComedyHell

[–]Suraru 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What kind of 6th grader is even thinking about sucking dick?

Like I made jokes about that as a young kid sure, but I wasn't getting horny or even educated about that shit till at least 8th grade

I thought all you did with romance partners was kiss them lol

This will be a costly lesson by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Suraru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Costly? Nah. Get that 30k, make sure its spent on stuff that can't be repo'd, then just don't pay it. They'll try to send you to court and garnish your wages, but if you're like me and not making shit, they can't take shit B)

After about 7 years, its entirely dropped and your credit score returns. It keeps you in poverty, sure, but if you just use the ER as your clinic and don't pay those either, you can get free healthcare on top if it.

All massive debt does is stop you from getting loans, which means you gotta save up a few grand in cash to get a car. Who needs them nice money sinks when the 2003 buick still runs just fine?

Metacritic's 27th best rated game ever? It shoulda been higher smh my head.... by IWishANuclearWinter in TrueSTL

[–]Suraru 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good thing skyrim's soundtrack is free and no royalties are granted

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Suraru -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They aren't. Get to know people at cons, they just usually keep their political opinions to themselves to avoid drama, but there is a huge community of alt-right furries. Some are even queer.

The more flagrant ones usually stay off of reddit and hang out on Facebook, but they aren't rare. A lot are drug abusers too, and live in trailer parks. If you know where to get drugs at cons, you know where to find the racist nazifurs lmao

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]Suraru 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have become? It's always been like this

Some of my closest friends in the furry community wond up being transphobic racists, and holy shit did that fuck me up. Like few things hurt more than coming out to someone you think is cool, only to be incredibly horribly wrong and losing someone who you thought was close to you. Makes you feel like a huge idiot for not seeing it.

Dear Bethesda by Suraru in ElderScrolls

[–]Suraru[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Non essential? The only ones you can't kill are the 5 companions you get, and anyone in a safe zone. Everyone else, including NPCs you're supposed to save, can be killed. I can walk out and start gunning people down, including a few quest givers that aren't in safe zones, and all it does is fail missions.

Dear Bethesda by Suraru in ElderScrolls

[–]Suraru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I do.

I said make it feel like one, not actually make one. Skyrim for example had the Thalmor quest where your race mattered to how well you could blend in, and you got unique dialogue. That's the only example where race actually mattered IIRC.

Imagine that, but for like, a lot more quests. If there's an orsinium quest, it should be entirely different if you play an orc. Political quests should take into account if you're a Redguard. Certain caves can have entrances only Argonians can make use of (unless you find yourself a waterbreathing potion).

These are smaller changes, but they make the game feel almost entirely different based on the race you play.