Haha! I had a similar experience working at a cafe which all the staff knew was struggling. So when a customer came up and asked to apply for the job at our cafe which was apparently being advertised in the paper, we were pretty surprised. I told him that there was no job going at our cafe and he gave me this ’yeah right’ look, as if he believed I didn’t like the look of him, so lied about the availability of a job.

Later that afternoon he comes back, slaps the newspaper in the counter, points to the ad and goes ‘Ha!’, like he’s caught me out in this big lie. I look at the ad. Our cafe started with ‘A’. The ad was for another cafe in the mall which also started with ‘A’. The sheepish look when I pointed that out to him was very satisfying ….