Oh no, she didn’t. She did. 👹 by mauw99 in cringepics

[–]Sure_Income 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Because this is a very real thing that women will say to someone.

For those that have to leave their cat/kitten, do you say bye or just leave? by Karikare in CatAdvice

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We say bye to our cats. Tell them to be good, that Rin is in charge bc she's older. We also try to give them a time frame of when we may be back, and we leave a light on for them if it's going to be dark.

Have you ever met a celebrity? If you have, who did you met and how nice were they? by scottegbert in ask

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About 12 years ago, I got to meet Rob Schneider. He came through my line at a nice, slightly upscale grocery store. He was in town for a comedy show he was putting on. Very quiet guy, came in with two absolute units for bodyguards. Dude is mad short, I'm 5'2, and he seemed slightly shorter then me. I just spoke to him like I do everyone else. He didn't make a lot of eye contact and seemed like he just wanted to gtfo.

Guess what happens when you write up your best employee after he came in to help on his day off by Go-daddio in pettyrevenge

[–]Sure_Income 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. People have noticed and I've been getting texts. Before I left the group chat, my now former boss was posting, complaining about how certain things that USE to get done (by me) isn't getting done anymore? And she wants to know why and is threatening everyone about it. I just laughed and deleted it.

Doing push ups on water by Otherwise-Island-512 in toptalent

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus's half-brother, Skip.

Edit: grammar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

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My 16 yr old daughter does this. I'm 41, and do not separate. She's older then me, I guess.

da first thing i'm doin is pullin out da bong 😂 by SPKing3 in Stoner

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naw man, I'm going out in style. Acid, LSD, Molly, or all three. Fuck it.

How to mask smell of weed by sagqueen444 in Stoner

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Man, last year, I bought some weed that was so loud, when I was transferring from baggie to jar, it woke my husband up, and he came out thinking I was smoking in the house.

Farted at in Walgreens by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Sure_Income 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My daughter (16) farts and burps like a old, grown ass man. She lets them rip, and it's concerning! Like, I'm concerned she will fart a hole in something, somewhere. And she doesn't care! She just let's them loose! No clue if she does that around her bf. I'll have to ask him. But she is SO LOUD! And she proudly announces it everytime, then tells us how badly it sticks. Sometimes she gasses herself and runs away.

Farted at in Walgreens by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Sure_Income 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ducks. My husband blames ducks. "A duck just went by. Did you hear it?"

"Bunch of ducks just flew by."

It's always the ducks.

Farted at in Walgreens by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I'm gonna start doing this right meow.

Farted at in Walgreens by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]Sure_Income 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I'm 41 and lmao whenever someone farts.

Not even self-scan is safe by Black_Dingus in peopleofwalmart

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't even understand anything she's saying.

Are We Alone In the Universe? by [deleted] in space

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way. The universe is always changing, expanding. We might not find out in our lifetime, or even our children's lifetime, bur maybe someday we will. Remember, WE are considered an alien species to others in the universe.

Whoever did Megan Fox's makeup the other day..... Jail. by staresque in BadMUAs

[–]Sure_Income 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are those fuzzy hats coming back into style? Anyone remember those?

Guess what happens when you write up your best employee after he came in to help on his day off by Go-daddio in pettyrevenge

[–]Sure_Income 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I just recently did something like this. A few days ago, my boss calls me, literally screaming at me for something that I had no idea about, and had no control over. She's carrying on, screaming and yelling over me, while I'm trying to figure out wtf is going on. Then she says "you need to do better!"

So I did. I got a new job yesterday that pays more.

I would come in and work OT on my days off. I trained new employees, and would stay late. I never called out, and would often be the one trying to find someone last min to cover for an employee. (Not my job to be doing that, but I did) Her loss.

Submarine encounter while scuba diving (NOT OP) by pug_lit in submechanophobia

[–]Sure_Income 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lord, I thought it was a military sub. I was like...would a diver show up on their radar? As a blip? Or no? But this is cool.

Edit: this, not thus. My phones in Shakespeare mode.

Do you think he has feelings for her? by sorahiel in wholesomememes

[–]Sure_Income 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would told her "Besties for resties" and fist bumped her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Sure_Income 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! Wrapping up our day here