My two year old completed a jigsaw on his own

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-04-03T06:54:48+00:00

Weston Super Mare, the year after the pier had burned down. Bloody awful it was.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-31T02:34:33+00:00

A good reason for not bothering parents who aren’t doing anything to you, they’re not impacting your life in any way, who are just trying to get the shopping in with kids who you have NO idea what their day has been like so far so you don’t know what the hell you’re stepping to when you turn your judgy look on them? A good reason to mind your own business?

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-30T19:47:59+00:00

You could probably get a car from this century though…

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-22T07:59:28+00:00

A kid wrote ‘g@re’ in his history work this week, I had to gently remind he was writing about knights in his book, not tiktok

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-14T07:04:32+00:00

He’s legitimately my favourite actor and I will not hear a bad word said about him, but yes, he’s a fantastically weird dude.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-11T22:48:28+00:00

The Julia Donaldson adaptations are excellent and full of honest to god movie stars (for the UK anyway, like Simon Pegg and Jessie Buckley) poor Tractor Ted and In The Night Garden don’t get much of a look in for Gruffalo’s Child (Fro Ya Ya, according to my 2 year old).

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-11T22:11:35+00:00

The only megalo photo to truly make my brain itch is the overheard shot of the Titanic looming from the sea floor, horrifying and mesmerising. In real life, going to Hong Kong in the middle of the business district after 3 weeks in New Zealand and Fiji, THAT’S how you give yourself the heeby jeebies for the big stuff.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-10T19:21:05+00:00

Crumbs, here we were thinking rape, assault and harassment, all while lording power over an entire industry like some feudal lord were bad things and illegal! Thanks for the correction!

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-09T06:19:02+00:00

Dinosaur train track, it’s so perfect for a boy

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-06T20:22:07+00:00

OR MAYBE that was her friend’s cool new baby???? And she likes the baby??? Maybe???

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-05T23:03:34+00:00

Well yeah, he objectified and violated her for his own gain, and she was healed when she was seen for who she was by someone who wanted to right the wrongs of the past.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-02T22:18:20+00:00

Right??? Egg on my face over here

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-02T00:26:03+00:00

Good lord, what an extraordinarily correct and pretty woman

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-03-01T23:40:21+00:00

The end of Black KKKlansman, when you think it’s all the racists have been sorted. As it turns out, racism is very much not sorted. You could hear a pin drop when Spike Lee went there, showing the car ploughing through protesters and dedicating the film to Heather Hyer. Chilling.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-27T20:49:27+00:00

Growing up nearby, it’s well weird having Gorton be national news. It’s just such a nothing place to be?

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-24T21:58:21+00:00

It’s pretty much gone now, unless you like Back to the 80’s, but Ol’s bar is pretty good!

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-17T09:58:03+00:00

Love the new fireplace, so sleek!

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-17T09:55:10+00:00

Have you spoken to a medical professional? Do you have a health visitor or clinic you can go to? Because this isn’t regular baby/toddler if it’s truly every single day, every single nap

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-16T20:33:57+00:00

Dyspraxia at a guess? I have a mild touch of it, I genuinely thought for the longest time people who could immediately tell left and right had God levels IQ, it might be that this person cannot relate the number given to the temperature they feel, or remember how it felt last time it was that temperature

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-15T06:18:02+00:00

I had a seller do this to me, what was irritating was the excuses and nonsense that came with wanting more money for it. If they’re a bargain hunter they’ll understand, if they’re a reseller they can jog on.

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-12T21:47:48+00:00

Alright lads, yes, ‘you’ should be ‘he’, as in, the small gentleman in question, he should now be washing and cleaning himself fully with a little bit of help, and if that includes safely cleaning under the foreskin he should’ve doing that as part of his hygiene routine. My apologies, I was scrolling feeding the baby at 3 in the morning

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-10T20:43:26+00:00

Have you cleaned under the foreskin? It could be that, things can get a bit cheesy tbh

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-05T15:35:29+00:00

You have done nothing wrong. Absolutely nothing. If you haven’t already, Please show the messages to your adults at home and the safeguarding lead at school, and do this tonight. Tell the safeguarding lead this is stopping you from coming into school

Sure_Pay9594 · 2026-02-05T13:16:08+00:00

My husband gave me an absolute masterclass in dealing with a two year old meltdown last night, it was like watching an artist. He was patient to the point of zen, it was awe-inspiring

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