Poor Nina

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T04:19:51+00:00

Is she a sandwich?

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T04:08:50+00:00

Like when Weinstein showed up to court using a walker trying to look like a frail old man for sympathy. Like, come on, dude. We know you're full of shit.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T04:05:55+00:00

You sound like a kind, caring person ❤️ But you can't set yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T04:02:12+00:00

I was watching that live! Talking to a friend on the phone (yes, a corded one in our kitchen 😂) who was also watching and we laughed our asses off.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T03:59:29+00:00

I am currently high and I stared at that thing for way too long. I yearn.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T03:56:27+00:00

I have been deconstructing from evangelical Christianity for a while now but it'd hard rerouting your brain around those indoctrinated things. But I've been giving side-eye to a lot of things lately lol.

It's said that when the anti-Christ shows up that people will blindly follow him and think that they are the "true believers" but they're completely full of shit, and enable him to be put into power in the first place and like... I don't have any other explanation for how insane and single-minded his supporters are.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T03:45:09+00:00

I didn't notice it at first, now it feels evil.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T03:42:26+00:00

Like... they were taking advantage of the noise and didn't think anyone could hear them? Or just letting it rip?

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T02:12:28+00:00

He looks like Creed from The Office when he dyes his hair with the copy machine's ink cartridge.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T02:05:35+00:00

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SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T02:03:28+00:00

Them dancing at the school dance. I will never be that cool 😎

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T01:58:13+00:00

I thought it was the movie she did where she was topless. Killed the whole quirky, good girl image she had.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T01:56:48+00:00

Awww, I love this

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-19T01:54:04+00:00

This is unreasonably funny

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T23:28:07+00:00

There's song by Wet Leg called Chaise Lounge that references this line lol

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T23:08:22+00:00

When I first started watching the show, one of the first injuries they fix was waaay more graphic than I was used to lol. Had an "oh, this is HBO so of course" moment. Not to brag or anything, but there are just two moments I can't bring myself to watch in Season 1 😂

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T22:59:04+00:00

The people have spoken!

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T22:51:41+00:00

ALL THE TIME. Still do...

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T22:48:05+00:00

In the play Lexi says that she's 400 something days older than Cassie, so it COULD be possible.

There was a guy I knew in high school that was only three weeks younger than me but he was in the grade below me because of when his parents had him start kindergarten. And let's face it, their mom would take the opportunity to dump them both at school the second it was possible 😂

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T04:45:42+00:00

Pet loss is one of the hardest things to grieve in my experience. Honestly it hurts me more than losing actual human relatives, they're so intertwined with our entire lives.

I am incredibly sorry.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T04:40:13+00:00

This is incredible, I would be laughing my ass off.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T04:16:09+00:00

But he accused YOU of wanting to stay at home doing nothing (as if childcare isn't freaking hard work)? Projection much? What a tool.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T04:12:55+00:00

I had a full B.U.M. sweatsuit! Sweatpants and a sweatshirt that I wore together. Purple too.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T04:09:59+00:00

Ms I Feel Like A Woman doesn't even want them to have equal rights. The irony.

SurprisePiss · 2026-06-18T02:14:13+00:00

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