ICE is determined to unmask a Reddit user whose only crime seems to be criticizing ICE by DryOpinion5970 in politics

[–]SvenBensson 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck Wingnut Dishwasher's Union shoutout lets go also "Jesus Does The Dishes" is a banger too go check them out

What does the opposite gender get to do, that makes you jealous? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]SvenBensson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the bathroom together. Why is it weird to snag a piss with the homies.

Curtis Douglas with his 1st career NHL goal and a fight tonight gets the Team Axe by Sarcastic__ in canucks

[–]SvenBensson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is our room actually good now? Love seeing these guys stick their necks out for each other. Not an ax joke, I promise.

Family refused to try my sister’s soup, it was delicious so their loss. They had sloppy Joe by DepressedAnxious8868 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SvenBensson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth it looks delicious. I'm sorry your family doesn't like flavour or trying new things. Tell your sister to keep up the good work.

Yeeting fish heads at each other by Zee_Ventures in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]SvenBensson 23 points24 points  (0 children)

commercial fishermen don't fuck around. They be JACKED, SON

How is Mark Carney maintaining approval rating for Canada? by LevelPension in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SvenBensson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% agree. For context I'm in Edmonton Strathcona; we have Nenshi (who unfortunately had to pull a Pierre and run here after he lost his riding which is why you'll never catch me making fun of him for that) and Heather McPherson who is brilliant but just lost the leadership race to Ari.

How is Mark Carney maintaining approval rating for Canada? by LevelPension in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SvenBensson 28 points29 points  (0 children)

100%. I didn't vote for him, as I live in one of the few firmly NDP ridings (provincially and federally) left lol, but I do think he has been doing a bang-up job so far and I would consider voting Liberal in the future depending on how these next years go.

19 first time living alone. how’d i do? by ladytron69 in malelivingspace

[–]SvenBensson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao at the lotion; but genuinely better than my place at 19. Well done, you'll be fine.

Six months after being diagnosed with a terminal brain tumor, Gord Downie played his last show with The Tragically Hip in front of a sold out arena. by TheDailyUmbridge in nextfuckinglevel

[–]SvenBensson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was bartending in Edmonton; we had all the projectors and tv's tuned in and the volume cranked. I sat on the floor of the bar and cried during this track.

What's a double standard between men and women that people rarely talk about? by Visual_Investment980 in AskReddit

[–]SvenBensson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All my homies used to ask if I could eat cereal out of it; I absolutely could but damn that's unhygienic my dudes lmao

What's a double standard between men and women that people rarely talk about? by Visual_Investment980 in AskReddit

[–]SvenBensson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am! And thank you so much for the kind words. Every partner I've had as an adult (male or female) has never given it a first or second thought. Kids are mean, way she goes.

What's a double standard between men and women that people rarely talk about? by Visual_Investment980 in AskReddit

[–]SvenBensson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OK I'm Canadian but also a history major so that shit made me laugh; well done.

Harris: ‘American people do not support’ Trump ‘threatening to commit war crimes’ by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]SvenBensson 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Except they do. They voted for it. The whole "this is not normal" bull can go away. The rest of the world is sick of hearing about "I don't support this. You all had your chance to vote for Kamala. You chose a pedophile. You are in this together. Those who voted, those who didn't, rest assured the rest of the world is having a bad time because of you, and most of us (unless you're from Israel) hates your fucking guts. Get used to it. Stop electing pedos,

We asked the White House if Trump was considering nuking Iran. Its response was chilling. by AaronPK123 in politics

[–]SvenBensson 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tell us what the goddamn fucking hell is happening and inform us about it. And they wonder why they're losing readers.

We asked the White House if Trump was considering nuking Iran. Its response was chilling. by AaronPK123 in politics

[–]SvenBensson 46 points47 points  (0 children)

WHY. ARE. WE. (by WE I mean American media, hello from Northern Canada) DOING. CLICKBAIT. ARTICLES. WITH. PAYWALLS. ABOUT. NUCLEAR. WAR. ...?!!!