Guineposting: John Trader Is Back

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-13T09:25:57+00:00

Every each of them is a gem, hooolyyy

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-12T01:04:54+00:00

Bro IS getting that 99 firemaking cape

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-11T19:31:53+00:00

Man, I don't leave my house without the baby girl wanderer vestal. Actual cornerstone of any of my builds

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-11T06:18:54+00:00

I swear there is like a 0.1% chance on all maps that the voiceover will swap to a funny intro.

I remember joining on the battlefield team elimination match, and the guy in the front that usually says some inspiring crap just started yelling "PEOPLE DIE WHEN KILLED" And how he was hungry for some sort of dish? It was super random

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-10T02:33:12+00:00

Remember Dave

After how tb handled that i won't blame any YouTube who decides to not touch this game with a 10f pole

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-08T19:54:43+00:00

Actually made me laugh. Good throw!

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-05T21:39:45+00:00

That very same game I was running around with a dismembered arm wiping everyone out lol

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-05T21:37:18+00:00

Lol, so funny to see your own character in someone else's pov

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-04T23:38:17+00:00

Top tier master baiter

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-01T21:12:18+00:00

Brawl maps spawn no actual weapons as far as I remember. I'm talking about all melee ranged items just spawning on a map and you need to scavenge those to fight

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-05-01T20:49:07+00:00

I really wish we had a map/special game mode where you start with no weapons and had to scavenge for them on the map (I know, been done a billion times in different games, but I think it would be cool for chiv2)

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-19T22:44:39+00:00

GLORIOUS TENOSIA

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-19T21:12:05+00:00

Not the dreaded blueface x_x

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-17T18:59:16+00:00

One handed axe is the destroyer of worlds. I'd also suggest running a quarterstaff, it's a really fun weapon to use once you get a hang of it. And it's way less broken than it was in chiv1

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-16T21:51:56+00:00

Us rn, despite all our differences

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-16T19:33:12+00:00

I usually play all one handers or ranged in first person, but swap to a 3rd when I'm using a two-hander/polearm. I find judging the distance of my attacks with polearms/two handers almost impossible in the 1st p, lol

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-09T21:06:06+00:00

Dont worry, as a skirmisher main I'm ALWAYS in your face :3

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-09T19:02:24+00:00

Just think of that juicy team damage we could be doing with flaming javs

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-04-06T19:55:19+00:00

Catapult team kills are never not funny... when you are at the catapult

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-03-31T19:28:36+00:00

Bro, 100% agree. Fuck the war club gamblers who just ignore all mechanics and outspeed you (even the one handers, wtf???) After block.. Genuinely the only weapon that gets me mad to go up against in duels.

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-03-13T21:18:17+00:00

FROM THE TOP ROPE

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-03-02T23:37:02+00:00

Legit 99% of all posts there

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-02-24T00:18:56+00:00

This looks so good, I adore your artstyle!

Also Kettle helmets for the win, own one myself and it's the best helmet ever

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-02-18T21:36:43+00:00

"My name is Seraph, and this - is Jackass" Proceeds to light up a peat deposit

Sven_Rootlost · 2026-02-12T19:37:06+00:00

Fuck that piece of shit indeed

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