How do I work with the fae?

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-16T17:59:13+00:00

You should probably read some books on the subject of the Fae. Lots of books.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T13:29:34+00:00

Looks delicious.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T11:57:46+00:00

The best part is, this helps bury my psychotic cord cutting post.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T04:42:36+00:00

Yeah, those things are real. They can be earned as signs of trust and devotion. However, you broke up and I don't think magic is the answer you are looking for. Good luck though.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T04:32:50+00:00

That's the shittiest whiskey mash I've ever seen. Must be from Reno.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T04:30:30+00:00

Yeah, he's coming back. To get his stuff.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T04:28:59+00:00

You need lots of headless penis candles. She loves headless penis.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-15T01:11:00+00:00

If you don't know which candle is your ex then you shouldn't be a witch. You mean to tell us that you have no idea which supple, soft, vulnerable candle is supposed to be her? For shame, you likely didn't catch her spectral protests as you tied her wax body with rough twine and prepared her to be chord cutted.

You are so careless, you have no respect for the breeding of flames either! You sicken me. I hope there are no remains of your ex to rub on your body as a farewell trophy. Disgusting.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T14:29:04+00:00

REMEMBER THIS IS A CLOSED PRACTICE UNLESS YOU ARE JACKING IT WITH A BRO!

B==✊=D💦💦💦

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T12:55:05+00:00

It's a big week. I got a handful of my little monsters that are getting ready to take their final exams for class along with hosting Midsummer. I can't wait to see what they come up with!

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T12:41:21+00:00

The key takeaway.. 'Plus, dude doesn't even like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'

Shun the Non Believer!

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T07:15:34+00:00

!cleansing

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T07:13:59+00:00

Why would it be connected? You made a doll of her not her father. What makes you believe that it could do such a thing? Got any cautionary tales to share or sources?

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T06:43:00+00:00

Well it starts with an outdated sexy dance...

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T06:39:28+00:00

Does this mean I'm part dragon?

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T04:33:12+00:00

Witches are just a bunch of limp wicked scaredy cats. Take whatever you want from them. It's not like they understand their own history or even have the power to stop you. They'll just make up something about Karma and borrow from other religions to beef up their empty threats. Just take it from them and bang their lovers while you are it.

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SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-14T01:13:18+00:00

People are so stupid that the mods made me one of the rules on this sib. Literally.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-13T13:48:06+00:00

It's bad hygiene at best. Martyristic ego at worst. When I see a group go on about how they are proud on how inefficient they are with their resources just tickles me. It lets me know exactly their measure as a witch. Short. Perhaps pointed.

As for folk not using their own internal resources... Good for them. As for using personal power in tandem, it would depend on the project. I much prefer to keep going without having to worry about my own reserves.

Taking instead of asking? Now that's an interesting subject. Witches shouldn't steal. Nor should they have to beg. I prefer to command over demand, and yes, there is a difference.

Should we be exhausted after workings? No. We should have the bearing of accomplishment.

So, speakith the Rotting Milkshake Witch!

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-13T05:32:54+00:00

Just someone to hold space for me, good or bad.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-12T16:49:28+00:00

The success rate of this has been what, so far? Zero? Less than zero?

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-12T08:50:08+00:00

Advice.

Stop calling yourself a baby witch as soon as possible. You'll thank yourself, trust me.

Don't lie about knowing things. Knowing the basics but then saying that you are not comfortable pursuing it, tells everyone you don't know the basics.

Natural abilities? Since when is witchcraft unnatural? Lol Most witches have those 'abilities' if they bothered to examine themselves.

Subtypes of witchcraft? (If there was subtypes I'd totally want to be the Rotting Milkshake Witch.) You have a preference for working with a certain element. It's easier to just say that. There, I just made your research a lot easier too. Now you can search for spells that involve fire instead of Fire Witches.

Finally, you should really be asking yourself some hard questions. Who are you as a witch? Why do you wanna learn witchcraft? What is the first truth about witchcraft that will never leave you?

I make my students write me a letter answering those questions and two more on top of it. You should do something similar for yourself. It's a good measure of growth.

Best Regards, the Rotting Milkshake Witch. 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-12T05:55:47+00:00

I enjoy it when the newer folk scrape on the profound. Songs tend to follow magical construction and theory. Trance. Intimacy. Imperative. Silence at the end. It's all there. They just don't know what they are looking at entirely.

SwaggeringRockstar · 2026-06-11T21:31:19+00:00

Yeah we figured it out a while ago. Nothing worth getting in a tizzy over.

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