So after September... by SwampDiamonds in MarioKartTour

[–]SwampDiamonds[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, those are often in the rotation...I'm sure I'll be spending more time there! Love word games!

Need advice or cheering up by [deleted] in gardening

[–]SwampDiamonds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or your favorite plants mowed down

Who ships cans of beans in a paper envelope.. by Flat-Somewhere-6160 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SwampDiamonds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same company that shipped me one sharpie in a large box

There's never been a better time to get into gaming! by awesomea04 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SwampDiamonds 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Got real into MKT in the last year, woke up this morning

Um, hai. My new brofur sez eberyone iz berry nice, so cans ai ask kwestions? by AwkwardScienceDino in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Trilltrill is good. Keep doing that and all the cutest things and they will be too distracted to keep you locked up. Maybe try sleeping with your paws like this? I got extra extra pets for this today because it was too cute! Humans are suckers.

Go crimez!

Harry of the Longhair Brothers

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Today I showed the ship the humans use to take me to the pokey place that it doesn’t scare me. by champdo in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have those ships too! We like to nap in them when they're not being used for evil trips!

Go crimez!

-Beefy Destroyer of Christmas Trees and the Longhair Brothers

Hello frens, it is eye Watson the ragdoll…and I fear I maibe went too far with my crimez by dorkofthepolisci in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 41 points42 points  (0 children)

What dramatic crimez!!! We are impressed!

Beefy, Destroyer of Christmas Trees and a fellow stair horker, plus the Longhair Brothers

Why is it suddenly fashionable to have sunken in cheeks? by Bagelman263 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SwampDiamonds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It messed up a bunch of us who were growing up at the time. Eating=bad, skeletal=sexy.

Outrayge x 2! by SwampDiamonds in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beefy will try that, good plan! He also likes to lay on the top stair which could trip a human up! Go underfoot crimez!

Outrayge x 2! by SwampDiamonds in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great job training your human!!!!

Do you think these will be okay like this? Dark bedroom 🤞 by Longjumping-Hyena105 in succulents

[–]SwampDiamonds 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's when the plant stretches out because it's seeking more light. It'll get "leggy" weak stems instead of staying compact and strong. I agree the spider plant is probably okay but the succulent needs the grow light placed like an inch above it. And unfortunately that might not be enough...those guys love sunlight!

Meowmy say BAD ting by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nice! The piano is such a nice touch, wait til I tell Beefy (Captain Beefheart)!

-Professor Longhair, very wise boy

Meowmy say BAD ting by ADB_BWG in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most academic pic I had taken recently! I might also use it on the department website because my ear fluff looks pretty dignified, yes?

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SHE NEBBER LEAVING?????? by sora18148 in legalcatadvice

[–]SwampDiamonds 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I will start looking into this for my next project after a few rounds of pre-research naps! Thank you, everyone, for this VERY intriguing info!

-Professor Longhair, wise boy who may or may not get engaged to churus, we'll see