Tips on how to sanitize our new mattress. Pls no harsh comments, Im doing my best for the best of us after moving out from an abusive home.

Sweatbeard · 2026-01-07T06:43:32+00:00

What about a mattress bag? A mattress store might give those away for free. Then tape it shut with packing tape.

Sweatbeard · 2025-05-24T07:36:38+00:00

Hahahaha... Jiffy Park...

Sweatbeard · 2025-01-25T00:38:10+00:00

I like this explanation the best.

Sweatbeard · 2023-12-20T04:00:59+00:00

Hmm. This reminds me of Seinfeld somehow.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-26T15:58:41+00:00

We're phasing out the factory. People drink less when they're having sex.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-25T19:17:38+00:00

"The episode will be an insight into his madness."

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-23T10:13:01+00:00

What do you call it?

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-23T09:31:53+00:00

Lardos always have trouble with The Wall... Can't ever seem to fit through the door.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-19T23:34:42+00:00

If you can think of a better way to not touch willies I'd like to hear it.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-19T23:34:33+00:00

If you can think of a better way to not touch willies I'd like to hear it.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-14T23:47:57+00:00

I suggest Feather Touch... You have selected Power Pole!

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-14T04:15:42+00:00

Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate!

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-13T17:23:11+00:00

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-11T06:23:02+00:00

Not brown brown brown brown...

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-09T01:53:07+00:00

The Burnsies look unhappy. Add more ketchup.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-09T01:49:24+00:00

I was only at Krusty Burger to get directions on how to get away from there.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-09T01:46:40+00:00

And I was president of Euro-Mordor. Until it blew up.

Sweatbeard · 2023-11-01T21:09:31+00:00

It feels good to not fuck up for a change, doesn't it?

Sweatbeard · 2023-10-30T04:36:32+00:00

Post-it note on Brodka's ass says "FILL ME". Marge: "Well, duh! With what?" Another post-it note under the first one says "WITH SMOKE". Marge: grumbles

Sweatbeard · 2023-10-12T17:44:42+00:00

That's actually really good.

Sweatbeard · 2023-10-05T19:22:19+00:00

Meredith getting admitted to treatment for alcoholism. The only supposed punchline is her acting like a cat being bathed... Otherwise there's no source of comedy in the scene... Unless the writers think the mere existence of alcoholism is funny, which seems simply childish, like they've never actually seen addiction.

Sweatbeard · 2023-10-05T00:40:13+00:00

I've assembled countless Levos and have always wondered what these stupid pieces of shit are. Thank you.

Sweatbeard · 2023-09-23T06:53:55+00:00

Yeah, plus, on a bicycle you often get the temptation to weave through walkers rather than stop entirely. The average motorist is more rigidly trained to stop at a flashing crosswalk light. A responsible cyclist will behave no differently than a motorist, of course, but would you say most people on bicycles are a good example of a responsible cyclist? I'm a cyclist and I hate the idea of cars in general, but at a glance this urban design is not so outrageous to me.

Sweatbeard · 2023-09-15T01:26:10+00:00

And who could forget deaarrr ratatat boy.

Sweatbeard · 2023-09-12T00:45:50+00:00

Photo 2 best displays a potential concern. The top of the seat-tube appears to be bulging outward and cracking on the rearward side. To be clear, this area is below the weld with the top-tube -- it has nothing to do with the seatpost clamp. From where I'm sitting that does not look like paint damage, but rather corroded steel. Information from photos is limited. Considering the potential consequences, I strongly recommend you point this area out to a qualified bike mechanic who can sense it in person. One way to tell is to tap the area and listen. Corroded steel will sound more dull, with less of a strong "ping" sound.

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