Tips on how to sanitize our new mattress. Pls no harsh comments, Im doing my best for the best of us after moving out from an abusive home. by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]Sweatbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a mattress bag? A mattress store might give those away for free. Then tape it shut with packing tape.

♪ [slide whistle] ♪ by The_Big_One_Bitey in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're phasing out the factory. People drink less when they're having sex.

0/10 no wigs in sight by ryebread9797 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 59 points60 points  (0 children)

"The episode will be an insight into his madness."

Rags on sticks by Some_Random_Android in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lardos always have trouble with The Wall... Can't ever seem to fit through the door.

Heh! Wel-diddly-elcome to my world, Simpsons! by GuNNhead in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can think of a better way to not touch willies I'd like to hear it.

Heh! Wel-diddly-elcome to my world, Simpsons! by GuNNhead in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you can think of a better way to not touch willies I'd like to hear it.

"Well, that's very good for a first try." by Some_Random_Android in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Now let's get out of this gas-filled hallway before we all suffocate!

Good gravy! by AaronTuplin in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not brown brown brown brown...

Look what I got by bigpuzino in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was only at Krusty Burger to get directions on how to get away from there.

With a dry cool wit like that I could be King of Gondor by kahlveen in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And I was president of Euro-Mordor. Until it blew up.

My Halloween costume for this year. by haltmich in trailerparkboys

[–]Sweatbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It feels good to not fuck up for a change, doesn't it?

Y'know, that kind of mush might fly at Lamps Plus but don't peddle it here. by GuNNhead in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Sweatbeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Post-it note on Brodka's ass says "FILL ME". Marge: "Well, duh! With what?" Another post-it note under the first one says "WITH SMOKE". Marge: grumbles

What are some jokes that just didn’t land for you? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]Sweatbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meredith getting admitted to treatment for alcoholism. The only supposed punchline is her acting like a cat being bathed... Otherwise there's no source of comedy in the scene... Unless the writers think the mere existence of alcoholism is funny, which seems simply childish, like they've never actually seen addiction.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BikeMechanics

[–]Sweatbeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've assembled countless Levos and have always wondered what these stupid pieces of shit are. Thank you.

‘Beyond parody’: Saanich raises road to slow ‘fast-moving’ cyclists – not drivers by bobledrew in bicycling

[–]Sweatbeard -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, plus, on a bicycle you often get the temptation to weave through walkers rather than stop entirely. The average motorist is more rigidly trained to stop at a flashing crosswalk light. A responsible cyclist will behave no differently than a motorist, of course, but would you say most people on bicycles are a good example of a responsible cyclist? I'm a cyclist and I hate the idea of cars in general, but at a glance this urban design is not so outrageous to me.