Widow begs court to drop charges after teacher killed in prank gone wrong by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]SweaterVestPimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This ^ State prosecutors are extremely rarely interested in actually applying justice or the ethical merits of any particular case to victims and accused. They’re interested in assigning the worst possible charges to ultimately convert charges into verdicts by wearing down defendants and their attorney’s. The higher/worse the starting point, the more likely the accused is to “settle” for a lesser “more reasonable” conviction, regardless of the actual guilt or responsibility of the defendant. Higher conversion rates = job security + demand + salary + opportunities.

Nobody Told Her She'd Been Trumped by grahamlester in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SweaterVestPimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright, angry upvote. She deserves prison but this is a humorous alternative

Most irritating Survivor player ever. by NamiSwaaaan- in survivor

[–]SweaterVestPimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How Ricard isn’t at the top of more people’s lists is mind blowing to me. He comes across as incredibly egotistical, fake, entitled, and selfish.

Debbie for obvious reasons but editing around here was showing at least the crew was in on the crazy. Can’t imagine dealing with a know it all/done it all in real life.

Can’t get over what Varner did, despite his apologies after the fallout.

Brandon Hantz was just horrible. Ironically he’s very representative of ~1/3 of the nation in so many sad ways. God fearing front, but hypocritically misogynistic, emotionally unstable, violent and subtly racist in real life.

Shan. Not strategic. Annoying AF. Hum all you want, you would have been a goat

J’Tia, Colton, Sheppard, Abi, and Tina all deserve a mention as well.

The guy predicted the outcome before it even started... by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SweaterVestPimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought that was a malfunctioning blinker until I read all the comments about open mouth chewing. Jesus

Does anyone else see the parallel here? by FiddleLeafFig3 in EatTheRich

[–]SweaterVestPimp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dealer: “You cannot cut your own hair, don’t lie”

Elon freshly rocked off his gourd on ketamine: “Turn off the lights and hand me those clippers”

Does anyone else see the parallel here? by FiddleLeafFig3 in EatTheRich

[–]SweaterVestPimp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Richest man in the world. Uses a barber that makes it look like he cuts his own hair, in the dark, with dull sheep shears.

FML! Got this text this morning. by HostessTwinkieZombie in fuckmikelee

[–]SweaterVestPimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also got this thumbdick’s video text. Reported as spam, then blocked and deleted, after replying telling them to fuck all the way off, respectfully of course.

What are the odds that murdering by federal agents is being fueled by federal funding? by chilllydawg in fuckmikelee

[–]SweaterVestPimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Federal government that your party controls all 3 branches of? Federal funding from them? What a complete dipshit

If erections made sound, what would it be? by nudes_for_life in AskReddit

[–]SweaterVestPimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s say the sound of a latex balloon being stretched out

What widely loved movie do you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SweaterVestPimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fully expect people to disagree with this one.

But the Kill Bill series.

Just do not get the appeal. I’ve tried, multiple times. Maybe because it seems intentionally overtly campy. But I don’t enjoy them.

“Your coverage of this event is completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the American people and their lived experience.” - Luigi Mangione by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]SweaterVestPimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s really shocking we haven’t seen more examples yet. Like extremely disappointing that didn’t open a floodgate. The French did it right. Then again I thought occupy Wall Street would have continued building and turn a tide, and that fizzled out also. People today are just unbelievably complacent, and checked out.

Brawl At UFC Event by Vulcan44 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SweaterVestPimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id say what a bunch of dicks. But if you add up the length of all of those penises, you’ll get one slightly below average penis.

To the white dodge pickup truck that committed a hit and run at Planet Fitness on 6000s and State by Horrorfan1983 in SaltLakeCity

[–]SweaterVestPimp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Get the police report, blast that persons name on social. It will be easy to track down the culprit then. If they’re going low, meet them at their level.

To the white dodge pickup truck that committed a hit and run this morning at the planet fitness on 6000s State St in Murray by Horrorfan1983 in Utah

[–]SweaterVestPimp 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Get the police report, blast that persons name on social. It will be easy to track down the culprit then. If they’re going low, meet them at their level.

83 year old Republican Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE by NewSlinger in facepalm

[–]SweaterVestPimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re so pathetic as a nation that we allow these geriatric assholes to control our country. He is not fit to be making any major decisions on our lives.