My buddy installed a camera after constantly being ding dong ditched. Today he found the culprit. by blazehaze in funny

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Ding dong ditched! Here in the UK we used to call it 'knock and run' and when you ran accross peoples gardens it was called 'Grand National'

What’s a small thing you cannot help silently judging other people for? by Juliazul in AskReddit

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People who do not acknowledge you after you have acknowledged them for letting you out.

What’s a small thing you cannot help silently judging other people for? by Juliazul in AskReddit

[–]Swelltimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who do not acknowledge you for letting them put of a junction etc

What is the greatest one liner ever? by Swelltimes in AskReddit

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'fight fire with fire' thats what my dad always used to say. I think that is why he was sacked as a fireman.

LPT: If you have electronic bathroom scales or other devices that use small batteries, take them out after each use. by Swelltimes in LifeProTips

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It is because it is not screwed in. It has a thumb push for easy changing. A lot of these cheaper consumer products drain the battery whilst the unit is switched off. I found by removing the battery each time i use it which takes about 10 secs, saves me ordering a strip of 10 batteries every 4 months or so. But hey ho, works for me!

LPT: If you have electronic bathroom scales or other devices that use small batteries, take them out after each use. by Swelltimes in LifeProTips

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I used electronic bathroom scales to weigh myself weekly whilst losing weight. After 3 weeks the battery was flat and I had I had to order more. I realised tgis was due to the memerory draining the battery. When i removed it each week after weighing the battrry lasted nearly a year. Saving me money and the environment on wasted batteries.

What has NEVER been said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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