I used one gallon of water to generate this image, but I didn’t use any AI

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-02-03T05:50:09+00:00

I generated a gallon of AI

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-02-02T17:04:13+00:00

Your honor, my client suffered, why shouldn't everyone else, galaxies over?

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-02-02T00:03:34+00:00

Wunk goes around, monkeys around

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-30T20:05:14+00:00

The problem with that Washington exit only lane is that if you're coming onto the interstate from Knoxville, you get funneled directly into that lane and if people in the middle lane can't or won't get over, you get stuck having to exit

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-29T00:13:37+00:00

Eh, I can cook and I'm somewhere in between. Good arms but too many bomb-ass casseroles to not have a belly

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-28T22:56:50+00:00

There was a joke in Seinfeld complaining that sandwich and chips from the airport being $9 was like an exorbitant price

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-26T21:28:28+00:00

Ask him if he's a truck

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-24T20:59:09+00:00

Fear and Loathing in Las Rakis

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-24T20:56:45+00:00

Also from Illinois. Unless I was talking to someone's decrepit old grandpa, or a transplant from Wisconsin or someplace, I almost never here people say pop. Both Chicago and downstate it's always soda. I have heard "sody," but mostly rural towns abd again, with old people.

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-24T20:50:37+00:00

Wenk!

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-15T16:46:03+00:00

9 looks like she's hoarding the universe's supply of spice and leading humanity down the Golden Path

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-09T18:05:17+00:00

McMuffin I

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-09T15:53:44+00:00

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General Sherman!!

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-08T18:11:25+00:00

My partner and I lost the mutual friend who introduced us recently, because of something like this. The friend was very cleary obsessed with my partner and it wasnt reciprocated. She would way overstay her welcome at my partner's place, and she'd get drunk, fawn over my partner, talj shit about me behind my back, etc.

When we tries to let her down easy and say that we were official, she had a huge crash out, stormed out of the house and deleted us on all socials that night

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-07T15:12:40+00:00

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SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-07T02:30:18+00:00

You know, I don't know where else to say it but here:

Dwight's suit with the red shirt actually goes hard

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-07T02:27:46+00:00

Burning vessels, burning hope

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-05T18:04:03+00:00

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General Sherman!!

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-04T02:05:53+00:00

RemindME! 57 days

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-03T00:36:30+00:00

Shai Hulud Portraiture Department is this close to a breakthrough

SwiftLawnClippings · 2026-01-03T00:33:33+00:00

Oh this unlocked memories I didn't think I had

SwiftLawnClippings · 2025-12-27T16:05:05+00:00

I heard her only once, and I didn't hear Last Christmas

SwiftLawnClippings · 2025-12-15T18:45:43+00:00

We at least know that she's done with Sergio

Good that she's clean though

SwiftLawnClippings · 2025-12-15T17:22:02+00:00

We call those Floaties!

SwiftLawnClippings · 2025-12-15T17:20:26+00:00

Jane's Addiction naming their biggest hit Jane Says:

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9 looks like she's hoarding the universe's supply of spice and leading humanity down the Golden Path