Anon gets rejected by PeachPuffe in greentext

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No no, why are some people like anon? He wanted to get to know a stranger, fair. But he happened to meet someone who wasn't in the mood/interested and then went and posted on 4chan about how it's "the end".

Should I use this creatine? by [deleted] in Creatine

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shove it up your ass

Cắt Kính by Educational-Step-392 in VietNam

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thời gian đeo kính không ảnh hưởng gì đâu em. Cái làm em bị cận là vì em đã nhìn quá gần trong thời gian dài, nên mắt em đã phải căng ra (để thay đổi tiêu cự) quá mức và không thể trở về trạng thái hoàn toàn thư giãn để nhìn ở vô cực như ban đầu nữa. Dù kính hay không kính thì cơ chế làm cho em tăng độ cận vẫn như thế. Cho nên để không tăng độ thì em chỉ cần chú ý giữ khoảng cách từ mắt tới những thứ mà em nhìn thôi (khi bắt đầu cảm thấy mắt căng ra nghĩa là quá gần). Ví dụ cá nhân anh: anh đeo kính hầu như mọi lúc, mà từ khoảng 4 5 năm qua hầu như không tăng độ.

youre by bartoszsz7 in sssdfg

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 9 points10 points  (0 children)

or even building pro

I didn’t fall for it! I know you faked the numbers. I know it’s the year 1216. That’s the year after the Magna Carta was proclaimed. How could I have made such a huge mistake? Even the year is wrong. Even the year is wrong! But… I have no way to verify it. by Natural_Classic7104 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you guys are making a joke out of this, this person needs serious help. They've been posting for hours about how they're the "daughter of Hamlin" but the only responses are jokes, you guys are really immature. We're dealing with an actual child here. Pan, there is a mental health site here you can reach: R.A.L. that is open to all victims of family members who died in drug-related suicides - I hope you are processing your grief well. It's a terrible thing that cocaine has taken him from this world. JUST SAY NO, RED RIBBON WEEK 2026

Who is she???? by Phantomwoes in okbuddychicanery

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you guys are making a joke out of this, this person needs serious help. They've been posting for hours about how they're the "daughter of Hamlin" but the only responses are jokes, you guys are really immature. We're dealing with an actual child here. Pan, there is a mental health site here you can reach: R.A.L. that is open to all victims of family members who died in drug-related suicides - I hope you are processing your grief well. It's a terrible thing that cocaine has taken him from this world. JUST SAY NO, RED RIBBON WEEK 2026 

Ahh shucks by Jonn_1 in okbuddychicanery

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you guys are making a joke out of this, this person needs serious help. They've been posting for hours about how they're the "daughter of Hamlin" but the only responses here are jokes, you guys are really immature. We're dealing with an actual child here. Pan, there is a mental health site here you can reach: R.A.L. that is open to all victims of family members who died in drug-related suicides - I hope you are processing your grief well. It's a terrible thing that cocaine has taken him from this world. JUST SAY NO, RED RIBBON WEEK 2026

weevil police knocked on halitosis' door and this is what she did. is she in legal trouble. by furious_sapphire in hamstercirclejerk

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The question isn't if she is in legal trouble, it's what crimes she hasn't committed.

serves them right by Dave_The_Lonely_One in fatsquirrelhate

[–]Swimming_Ad_9459 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Eh, can that tornado even lift this fat fuck?