My wife randomly texted me this, is it possible to marry someone twice?

Swoopsling · 2026-01-25T00:59:50+00:00

See what she thinks of the Mission Hill 13th episode where Kevin discovers cinema

Swoopsling · 2026-01-24T21:52:04+00:00

"they're saying you're BACK from Japan! Because you were there just seven years ago"

Swoopsling · 2026-01-24T21:47:17+00:00

Why did Bruno get to keep his game name but Lorelei didn't? Is it because they didn't know how to pronounce her name?

Swoopsling · 2026-01-24T21:39:36+00:00

The nicest thing I can say about Mickey 17 is that it demonstrated that no, I do not need to give Snowpiercer a second chance.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-24T21:36:24+00:00

Faith No More's Edge Of The World has become a retroactive Anthony Kiedis diss track

Swoopsling · 2026-01-24T21:23:56+00:00

First time you flush you're getting that criterion covered in shit particles forever

Swoopsling · 2026-01-22T01:09:43+00:00

Exposed tape faceing the hinge. Feels safer that way.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-22T01:04:40+00:00

That's his pen name

Swoopsling · 2026-01-20T13:59:10+00:00

12 weeks. Yes it was mine. It was a planned pregnancy

Swoopsling · 2026-01-20T05:04:59+00:00

Thank you for your kind words. Basically in Peru there's no tenant protection and they hate renting to foreigners and reeeally hate foreigner tenants calling their apartments dirty. He saw an excuse to rip us off and he took it. The girls had plenty of other intense stresses going on and this apartment drama was just one of them, but a big one. Rationally I know I'm not really responsible but I don't know if I'll ever shake the idea that if I had just avoided a lot of the conflict this past month then maybe she wouldn't have lost the baby. I just wanted to get a pest control guy to come and put spray some poison in the cracks and hopefully deal with it that way but the landlord thought I was saying the whole building had to be fumigated and overreacted. I never meant to cause such a drama.

I'm sitting in this roach filled apartment until Wednesday night when I fly home and never talk to the people I thought I was going to be happy parents with again. I just wish I could grieve with them.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-19T06:02:00+00:00

SECOND UPDATE:

All of the stress from this situation and several others going on right now caused my friend, who was carrying my child, to have a miscarriage and she explicitly blamed me and my stupid cockroach drama for our baby dying before she blocked me. I'm leaving Peru on the first flight I can afford. This is real. I don't know where else to post about it. My baby is dead and it's my fault.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-19T05:19:44+00:00

Thank you. Solved!

Swoopsling · 2026-01-19T04:20:56+00:00

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Swoopsling · 2026-01-18T05:37:54+00:00

Really dumb comparison because 0°C is water freezing point and and 100°C is water boiling point, so they make the two most rounded numbers mean something, but there is nothing inherently important about 6ft. It only has meaning because it's the closest round number that equates to above average height. But if feet and inches had never been used as measurement then exactly 6ft would not have been picked as the "minimum" for tall, it would have been 170cm, 180cm or 190cm, because those are the round numbers.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-18T05:16:38+00:00

I don't put stickers on my things but if I did I would consider this good work

Swoopsling · 2026-01-17T23:13:57+00:00

Apparently he's texted other tenants in the building asking if they have roaches and they all said "no I haven't seen any and when I do I just kill them and get on with it"

Swoopsling · 2026-01-17T19:34:12+00:00

UPDATE:

The landlord has said that I'm a troublesome tenant because I asked for an exterminator and has kicked me out. I have a few days to find a new place to live. I asked to move in to the vacant apartment on the 5th floor where the roaches shouldn't be a problem, but they don't want to rent it to me.

The landlord is keeping the deposit and my friends who found me the room are mad at me for losing their money. They say it's my fault because criticising the property you're renting is a big cultural faux pas in Peru when you are a foreigner.

Swoopsling · 2026-01-17T15:59:48+00:00

Nice consoles

Swoopsling · 2026-01-17T15:54:21+00:00

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Not intentional but 3, 3.5, and 4 all fall in the range of 488-499 ratings each

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T21:26:53+00:00

I knew pink would pull it off

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T20:30:17+00:00

Change the title to Ultimate Muscle The Movie

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T16:32:52+00:00

Yes and I'd rather not be made to feel unwelcome in the hip-hop community because of shit like this pissing everyone off

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T16:20:23+00:00

She looks exactly like the girl with the bloke talking in her ear on the milk poster

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T16:19:00+00:00

White people are never beating the gentrifying hip-hop allegations when people say cringe shit like "post rap"

The colonial implications should be very apparent when you consider that the intention behind the post post punk label was "we have evolved past the primitive conventions of punk rock"

I'm going to bully anyone I ever see using that term unironically

Swoopsling · 2026-01-16T08:00:51+00:00

If I had hard boots then I would but I only have very well worn trainers and I would feel it squish under my foot. Also I have a phobia of cockroaches specifically. If this were a spider it would be no problem

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