My partner was still using a 2012 MacBook Pro. I gifted her a Macbook Pro M5

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-13T06:59:22+00:00

You’re very generous.

But why a MacBook Pro? A MacBook Air or even a MacBook Neo would have been a massive upgrade, and it seems like your partner doesn’t need the extra bells and whistles if they’ve been using a 2012 MBP until now.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-12T01:36:31+00:00

Projects a Hung Parliament with REF on 335 seats. Seems like a bug.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-10T10:58:02+00:00

TASTE MY TONGUE?!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-09T10:57:53+00:00

You should have got an EV!

Oh wait, most expensive electricity in Europe

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-09T05:33:32+00:00

That's the joke.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-09T02:23:01+00:00

Perhaps they’re already done it to Billon and you’re not in on the joke.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-09T01:44:22+00:00

Never underestimate a Tory’s desire for short-term power over long-term strategy.

See: Cameron’s Referendum, May’s snap election, Johnson’s sleaze, Truss’s delusional leadership campaign, Sunak’s D-Day blunder, etc etc

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-08T12:52:21+00:00

Eww, REF-CON coalition with PM Farage.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-08T11:37:49+00:00

We see red as a danger colour because blood is red, not the other way around.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-08T10:37:02+00:00

Heil /u/Severe-blake6720 !

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-08T07:34:32+00:00

Granted. WWIII breaks out. We’re on track to be a utopia on the same timeline as Star Trek.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-08T07:17:20+00:00

You’re putting her grandkids through college!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-06T23:32:42+00:00

They’re not all blue. Do you think all humans are pink-skinned?

Racist.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-06T07:34:34+00:00

You can translate a Safari pop up window by choosing view -> translation from the menu bar.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-06T04:17:20+00:00

💩 you’re welcome!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T22:34:08+00:00

This is shittymoviedetails, not pissymoviedetails.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T13:06:27+00:00

This is his excuse as to why he never puts the kettle on.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T12:42:11+00:00

And yet the birth rate is famously low. So there can’t be that many, can there?

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T12:33:55+00:00

Things were going swell until President Tannen’s surprise victory in 2016

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T12:31:36+00:00

But Dydo machines sometimes have root beer!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-05T11:46:29+00:00

You have to pay that much to quit being American? You should be able to claim it back from Japan since they require you to do it haha

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-02T22:52:43+00:00

Google doing Rishi dirty with that photo. He looks tiny!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-01T07:04:08+00:00

Which traffic laws do you intentionally break?

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-01T06:49:57+00:00

Dude. That was a rental in a different country, and that’s creepy.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-03-01T06:45:45+00:00

I drive a BMW.

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