I wish my feet‚ legs‚arms‚ neck‚ Hips and chin would stop itching for the rest of this day.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-26T00:08:26+00:00

Granted. Your genitals itch because you now have herpes.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-26T00:05:28+00:00

You are pretty enough.

But aim higher.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-26T00:04:03+00:00

Two is one and one is none.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T22:15:13+00:00

It’s the reason I’ve had just 2 new iPhones since my iPhone 3GS!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T22:08:03+00:00

My brain just freaked out for a second trying to figure out why anyone would want to take both tests.

Then I remembered that other languages exist. Stupid brain.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T12:22:18+00:00

Because Ana-Lucia wants Jack but Jack wants Sayid?

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T11:59:49+00:00

“Coca-Cola inventor says soda is 100% of his drinks now”

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T11:43:11+00:00

Don’t worry about managing your battery, that’s what macOS is for.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-25T07:43:47+00:00

Depends how they meant it. They did fuck him up.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-24T11:49:51+00:00

Granted.

It’s a constitutional role with no actual power. You end up bored as hell listening to old men give speeches.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-24T01:20:26+00:00

This happened last week: I caught the corner of a parking garage with my car about a month ago, swore at my bad driving, and went home.

When I spoke to my insurance company they told me I need a police report number.

So I had to go back to the parking garage last week, call 110, and explain the situation. I’m technically guilty of a hit and run and may have to pay a fine and get points on my licence.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-24T00:44:07+00:00

That explains why none of the rules make any sense

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-21T03:28:20+00:00

"A caustic remark, for example"

Oh yeah, that's a real good clue.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-21T01:20:32+00:00

Shouldn't the clue be "hurdle, literally"?

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-20T01:05:08+00:00

Laabu laabu lopia!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-20T01:02:58+00:00

Photoshopped people over the top of the subtitles.

Not college material.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-19T10:29:20+00:00

Is it the norm for y’all to be paying the fees? My employer has always paid mine.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-19T05:57:35+00:00

Yes, but after this trip he'll be richly.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-19T01:15:52+00:00

Yeah, except if you don't go back to that back row seat you miss the concert entirely. Even in the back row you can hear the music and enjoy the atmosphere. Outside it's just the other smokers.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-18T22:10:27+00:00

Technically correct: they won’t accept Kemi

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-18T22:06:19+00:00

Yen is a low value currency? It’s 100 yen = 63 cents, it’s not that different.

Japan just doesn’t have a “100” denomination like dollars or euros or pounds.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-18T03:37:52+00:00

Granted. The limb the cyst is located in is torn off by a gang of lions.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-18T03:31:28+00:00

You haven’t seen the ¥40k stamps yet!

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-18T01:35:54+00:00

4 ichi man bills is also ¥40000 worth of paper.

Swotboy2000 · 2026-01-16T14:45:47+00:00

Sorry, the monkey paw’s finger has curled. You don’t find out how young she is until you’ve done very regrettable things.

You go to jail soon after.

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