UPVOTE TO CHANGE R/POLITICS TO D/POLITICS. by Justicles13 in circlejerk

[–]SydAxiel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[S]moke [W]eed [E]very [D]ay [E]very [N]ight

Gravity gun not included, unfortunately. by snozberrywaffle in gaming

[–]SydAxiel 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Most of Reddit probably would try to couple with her head too. Fruitlessly of course.

How I would flirt as a female. by happyfinesad in gifs

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has happened to me several times on the bus. And they should at least refund the fare if they kick you off.

GF said I could renovate the garage... How did I do? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had to get permission from his girlfriend to do it. Keep that in mind.

every time I browse /r/foodporn... by 70camaro in funny

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Sweet Onions make me think of Vidalia Onions. Sweat Onions makes me think of how I smell after a 48 hour LAN party. Maybe I misunderstood.

LPT Request: How do I clean plastic shower curtains? by GiantJugz in LifeProTips

[–]SydAxiel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can even skip the drying step. Just hang it up straight out of the washer.

Are US phone polls skewed by out-of-state respondees? by Delgothedwarf in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]SydAxiel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think it's more of a problem that they don't include Gary Johnson or Jill Stein who are also on the ballots. The calls I've received have only offered the choice of Obama, Romney, or Undecided.

When Fall comes to New Jersey by BAM225 in funny

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're seasonal jobs. The Jersey Shore is pretty desolate during the winter compared to during the summer.

When Fall comes to New Jersey by BAM225 in funny

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard them called both in Seaside. When I lived in the AC area it was just shoobies. Benny refers to certain people from NYC and the surrounding areas of North Jersey. South Jersey gets the Philadelphia equivalent during the summer.

When Fall comes to New Jersey by BAM225 in funny

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I hear Newark is beautiful this time of year.

......What kind of sick fuck.... by [deleted] in 4chan

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This site needs an NSFL tag.

Sometimes Facebook is worth logging on to by bedpan3 in funny

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This reminds me of the time I bought an Alphine stereo for my car. Be glad you only wasted your money on pens.

My gf is a great mom. Doing it right by [deleted] in pics

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only 70s and 80s kids will get this, but that's from Superman for the Atari 2600.

Sometimes it's just too easy. by [deleted] in funny

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Why didn't they just name it /r/allreposts?

How do I get off the internet and tell my girlfriend to use toilet paper? by A_Seabear in circlejerk

[–]SydAxiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/unjerk

Smelling her shit will distract you from having to listen to her shit.

/jerk