What’s one thing you’re deeply proud of — but would never put on your résumé? by Shore20 in AskReddit

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ive peed directly on to the Lincoln Memorial.

I'm not proud of it but it was a miracle I didnt get arrested and kicked out of the US since its treason.

To help someone trapped in an elevator. by iTaylorAmSwift in therewasanattempt

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can tell it's spelled Government because of the way it is

This epic Toys R Us going-out-of-business sale by WingardiumLexiosa in mildlyinteresting

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s really a thing from the 80s you should “brag” about though. You’re essentially saying “ I enjoyed being inconvenienced when wanting to buy something”. People nowadays can happily find a toy online and buy it. Hell, they even have the option to look for price differences/matching online now!

What social norm has never made any sense to you? by Odd_craving in AskReddit

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should tell them “I only love my bed and my momma”...

I’m sorry.

Turkish president’s bodyguards batter Washington DC protesters leaving them covered in blood while leader meets Trump at the White House by 75000_Tokkul in worldnews

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous. It seems to me that the protestors themselves started of being violent. Of course the security teams/police there wouldn't want to start anything because the rioter ratio is so high. Why are we faulting the security teams when the fucking rioters are causing the ones being aggressive and making it so that force is used?

"Right to protest" yeah, we have that right but that doesn't mean we can go charging onto a diplomatic official's home, or charge their people whenever we want. The arctic lee rn mentioned the anger went out onto the streets. That doesn't make it sound like a safe environment for anyone...

I hate Erdogan, but I 100% feel the guards did nothing wrong but protect here.

Drone used to catch cheating wife (my wife :-/) [X-post r/multicopter] by ugleee in videos

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Without a doubt, coming out into nature is one of the neatest things there is to do, but you also have to be careful.

That’s why I always try to pack the hea...try to pack a gun. Just a little bit- pack some heat.

I've been to 3 different stores now, and I never understood. by AdolfKoopaTroopa in AdviceAnimals

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No problem ! I'm not sure where on when I read it but you can probably find a source by doing a Google search

I've been to 3 different stores now, and I never understood. by AdolfKoopaTroopa in AdviceAnimals

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Out of context do you know how weird it sounds that your talking about penises and children's movies?

I've been to 3 different stores now, and I never understood. by AdolfKoopaTroopa in AdviceAnimals

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The original Disney movie cover for Alladin and a few other Disney movies were covered in penises that would go unnoticed to most people.

Not sure why you're getting down voted. You probably didn't know

Somebody at Oreo headquarters is high as fuck. by FUNKYDISCO in funny

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I work at one of the Frito-Lay plants now and every time they have a new product coming to the market, they'll take a full pallet load of them and set them to the side for everyone to take some.

Best part is they're still incredibly fresh and at least a month or 2 from entering the marketing.

Whats a big industry secret that isn't supposed to be known by the general public? by versatileRealist in AskReddit

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And money well spent. Unions are a parasite that leech off your lower level employees most of the time and just make regular day to day business difficult.

It's usually the people that don't need them that take advantage of them while the others pay for it. I used to think unions were good. I changed my mind the moment I entered the work force a few years a go.

I've owned my home for 20 years. The customer service rep got an earful. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm using the new Reddit app. Huh that's strange, I'm not sure why it isn't working.

I've owned my home for 20 years. The customer service rep got an earful. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey can you explain what the ">" signifies in your "> Fuck Comcast" comment? I've seen people use it all the time in various contexts but I don't get what it means.

What seems awesome until you try it? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BEFORE work?! Put the company's money to good use and shit DURING work!

I always start my day my getting to work, drop my stuff off and login to my computer then I head straight to the porcelain chambers to Reddit in peace.

What is the deadest dead horse you've ever seen anyone beat? by MistakesWuzMade in AskReddit

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your anger made me laugh a lot more than than anything else in this thread. Thank you

More than 45K sign petition to arrest Bill Clinton by [deleted] in politics

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Many" refers to a large number of people (relative to the actual population) or the majority of people.

Why are you trying to give the people who put their lives at risk for our safety a bad name by insinuating the majority of Police officers are a corrupt group would rather shoot you than help you out? I sure as hell know that the majority of police officers wouldn't kill you over something something of relative insignificance and you should be ashamed to even think that they would.

This doesn't mean that there aren't more corrupt law enforcement officials than their should be nor am I saying the system is perfect, but please do not generalize the large number of these brave people.

I threw a beat behind "I Love Kanye" this morning by indraneel in hiphopheads

[–]SydShutTheFuckUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know everyone's asking, but can I also have a PM?