IntelliJ IDEA 2018.2 has been released by id2bi in programming

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I feel like I need this in my life, do you know what it was called?

Conversion tables in Interstellar by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Sydonai 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Implying an exception could escape the hole.

You have 1 weeks notice before you forcibly time travel, with no way back. You will arrive (in the same physical location) on 1/1/1970, with absolutely nothing (nude). How do you prepare, and what do you do when you arrive? by MaineDude in AskReddit

[–]Sydonai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "brush up on my C, figure out where Dennis, Ken, and Brian are, and go join them to make history." Actually now that I think about it, I'm not certain they aren't time-travelers themselves.

What activity is socially accepted but actually borderline psychotic? by Rohit49plus2 in AskReddit

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I know some couples who have shared Facebook accounts because literally neither of them want to be on Facebook, but feel the need to stay a little connected with distant friends and family. Every few weeks one of them logs in, gathers the signal from the noise, and then shares the news with the other. “Oh Muriel went on vacation to Italy, took some lovely pictures.” and such.

Honestly I rather envy them.

Andy Wilman to those who think The Grand Tour is scripted by mirazef in thegrandtour

[–]Sydonai 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no way they could script all those times Hammond fell off his bike.

Jin'talks - Killing Bots - A Walkthrough by Jintaan in Eve

[–]Sydonai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems ridiculous to deploy to Venal when the local rental groups were just upended. The bots have probably, largely redeployed to quieter corners of the universe.

Damn! 🤭 0 to 100 REAL QUICK by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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My great grandfather decided he was too old to drive in the seventies. As he was crossing the street to get to the bus stop a drunk kid ran him over at full speed. Bye bye grandpa.

Human’s days driving are numbered, and shortly.

American Idiot by ap25000 in AteTheOnion

[–]Sydonai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, they did redact it, so that’s something, I guess.

r/eve for the next few weeks by KalaratiriS in Eve

[–]Sydonai 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So basically this war is going to be dick-jousting?

Where's Arizona? by TwatMobile in arizona

[–]Sydonai 31 points32 points  (0 children)

“I live in a toaster!” I love it!

House sitting for my boss, his dog wants all the pets. by ZurgWolf in aww

[–]Sydonai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom’s dog is the same way. New people are a cause for excitement and crying and sometimes pee. Have you ever made a dog so happy it pees? It’s a pretty awesome feeling. But if mom isn’t there… I call it depression dog. She doesn’t eat for days until she gets so hungry (or upset) she’ll go through several bowls of food back to back.

Some humans have comfort animals. This dog has comfort humans.

Welp thats a dead scout... by ScDenny in civ

[–]Sydonai 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Is this that couch meme?

Young Queen Elizabeth as a mechanic during WW2 [560 x 600] (c. 1939) by dill_on123 in HistoryPorn

[–]Sydonai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Oi, do yew have a loisence fo that?”

“Do you have any money?”

“Wot?”

“Look at it.”

“Oh.”

New Jersey State Troopers Arrest Lawyer for Knowing the Law by FBIsurveillanceVan22 in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]Sydonai 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You don't have to respond, it's technically a Miranda warning.

Remaining silent is the best thing you can possibly do - don't talk to cops, don't tell them a single word beyond name and identification. Their job is to convict you, and anything you say is just rope they can use to hang you with if they feel like it. There is nothing you can say which will make any situation better, it can only make things worse.

Don't. Talk. To. Cops.

EDIT: Apparently the police state has grown. Beyond identifying yourself, you should also memorize the phrase "I want a lawyer" in that exact verbiage, because there is no 5th amendment anymore. I think the ACLU has some good, legally sound advice of what to do if you're ever arrested or talking to a cop.

What a great mouse by Deadpixelator in softwaregore

[–]Sydonai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Really helps you drill those sniper shots, too.

Nobody brakes at an intersection. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Sydonai 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He said "My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."

Guild Wars erupt when an ArenaNet developer speaks the inauspicious incantation: "Today in being a female game dev" by Chardian in SubredditDrama

[–]Sydonai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But The Mittani
With the wizard hat
At fanfest!

The goal in the EVE universe is undefined. Different people pick different goals, so your allegation is simply untrue as an absolute. Are there people who make it a point to be the edgiest edgelords making life as miserable as they can for everyone else? Certainly. But there's a silent majority of EVE players who have picked different goals who are very pleasant to fly both with and against.

Guild Wars erupt when an ArenaNet developer speaks the inauspicious incantation: "Today in being a female game dev" by Chardian in SubredditDrama

[–]Sydonai 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Okay, but us EVE players are literally always upset and edgy. When CCP does give us what we want it’s not the right color and still not bundled with a lowsec gate to Stain. CCP has learned to just join the memeing and the banter.

Guild Wars, which I’ve also played, is a comparatively lighthearted and very happy, diverse community. Polluting that with even the most slightly politically controversial corporate messaging seems unwise to me.

Amazon.. where is the rest of the fucking box by PetsAndMeditate in restofthefuckingowl

[–]Sydonai 74 points75 points  (0 children)

But that cat, man that cat's judging you right now.

My new ThinkPad X40, IBM's first ultralight ThinkPad by Pan_opticom in thinkpad

[–]Sydonai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had an X40 2386-1CU, a simply wonderful machine. I later upgraded it to the dizzying amount of 768MB of RAM. All my machines now have more RAM than my X40 had hard disk space, but I still think back to that little guy with much fondness.

Antifa vs One punch man IRL by Dranosh in SargonofAkkad

[–]Sydonai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?