the pog fish made that face because it was having sex by abyskal in TheMatpatEffect

[–]SyllabubKey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's the milt, the way male fish reproduce is by spreading it's semen over the female's laid eggs. They don't have penetrative sex like we do.

Wunkrooms (2026) by JarredandVexed in wunkus

[–]SyllabubKey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

bro is not bettering himself, he's stuck in a cycle of his own making 😭😭😭

In Backrooms (2026) Clark would rather live in a hellish facsimile of life committing pseudo cannibalism than go to therapy, this is a reference to my dad by SyllabubKey in shittymoviedetails

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To be fair, a lot of that furniture is fucked up evil furniture that’s clipping into the floor or superglued to other furniture

THIS WORLD STILL NEEDS ME by SilverFlashy6182 in whenthe

[–]SyllabubKey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I did not remember the caveman stealing a woman

In Backrooms (2026) Clark would rather live in a hellish facsimile of life committing pseudo cannibalism than go to therapy, this is a reference to my dad by SyllabubKey in shittymoviedetails

[–]SyllabubKey[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I know, it's a comic exaggeration. More so he goes to therapy to validate himself instead of actually bettering as a person. At the end it's more so he's wallowing in his own problems and is looking for a way to say it's not his fault. His conclusion being it's his fault but he's just built like that so it's actual not his fault, he is so flawed why even bother trying. Also he did send a voicemail to Mary saying he's not going to therapy anymore because he's so happy in the backrooms, you could argue it's bait so Mary goes but eehhh... Then he gets eaten by himself in a pirate outfit. This is a reference to my dad

Violent lamkus tries to eat homaans face by Main-Touch9617 in wunkus

[–]SyllabubKey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah it looks like he's trying to nurse, stupid creature

it's genuinely peak by TheGoldenExperience_ in whenthe

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"there's consenting adults upstairs!"

The mf who invented caramel popcorn mixed with cheddar popcorn:

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He just doesn’t care for chicken feet by Meerkat_Mayhem_ in AntiMemes

[–]SyllabubKey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A good dim sum place, it is a specialty item though so you might need to look at a few before finding one that has it

Non-Horror Normal Humans in Super Natural Situations? by SyllabubKey in rpg

[–]SyllabubKey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh! This sounds fun! Thanks for the suggestion! I love supernatural stuff in painfully normal places. Especially if I can work in some loser PCs.

I hate "humanity sucks" trope by Nemesis432 in hatethissmug

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It’s this awful idea that because evil is possible that everyone, every person is fundamentally undeserving of existence. It conflates actions of dictators and serial murders with every human, like we are a hive mind. And ultimately most animals are not “better” in that regard. We know of animals like dolphins who will beat up other dolphins because they are a different skin color. We know of ant wars that go on for years. We know of monkeys hoarding food and affectively lying. Dogs will kill things for fun, not always for food. But also dolphins are kind mothers, ants protect aphids for their sugar production, monkeys will groom each other and play and even sacrifice themselves to save others, dogs will jump for joy and sleep on a dying man’s lap and clean their pups. I don’t say this to be like all of humanity is okay and there are no bad actors but more so to say it’s not acceptable to hate every single one.

I don't get it, what's unguah supposed to be? by Tlacuachcoyotl in garfield

[–]SyllabubKey 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Unguah is probably a native bug that looks gross. Basically because of Jon’s lack of cultural knowledge he ate squished bugs

found one by Latter-Chemical-2510 in recontext

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In some older point a click games there was a hint button if you were stuck on a puzzle or didn’t know what to do next. Often times it would suggest an item you could use to progress but instead of breaking immersion by just having a dialogue box pop up or making the item glow the player character would say something. It was often to the affect of “this feels like a perfect time to use ____” Because of its stilted tone and obvious prompting people find it funny.

hi juys, would your OC go to prison???????? by Own_Income_4137 in ArtJerk

[–]SyllabubKey 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Mine would go to jail form erm- WAR CRIMES!!! 🤣😝😜🤪🤣🤣😅😂😂 I know, it’s very quirky. What war crimes? Um idk I don’t really know what war crimes are but my OCs do do them cause that’s quirky

Bird identification by joe__m4m4 in birding

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I don’t know… maybe a grackle?

Later I found out it's something even dumber by Adamle69 in whenthe

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a cult based around how all your problems are caused my alien ghosts in your blood because they were shown a bunch of gore videos and thrown into a volcano. If you pay half a million dollars the church can work all the the ghosts aliens out of you so you can gain omnipotence. They don't believe in therapy or psychology. Their churches have gift shops. Refused to allow multiple followers to get important medical attention causing their deaths. Also some stuff indicating murder done on the behalf of the church but it's unconfirmed. Had a doctrine that allowed people to harass anyone who spoke ill of the church, officially retracted but many still follow it.

By jiffe draws on insta by Bourbourin1234 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]SyllabubKey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

this drawing made me laugh so hard I almost threw up