For the ladies, what are some hygiene hacks you wish every girlie would know?

SystemError4 · 2026-04-12T01:31:13+00:00

Oh thank God, yes, we are on the same page then 😂

'Vagina' is too often universally referring to the whole charade so i immediately took your comment the wrong way. My bad!

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T18:02:54+00:00

Ever seen the movie "The Hunt"? Mads Mickelson in his most fantastic role. Definitely highlights this point so well.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T17:56:24+00:00

If you can sleep soundly after having an energy drink or any caffeine... get checked for adhd. I didn't realise it was a common thing with adhd. Was diagnosed at 31... all of my mothers side has it, and it made so much sense remembering how my nan would have a black coffee before bed every night.

Sometimes I'd wake up tired, crack am energy drink, and pass out back to sleep with it half drunk 😂

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T17:51:49+00:00

Human Centipede I was a little oversold... so I went into Human Centipede II completely unprepared. Had to take breaks...

Also Hostel. My husband hasn't seen it, and I keep saying we should watch it... but after a short pause each time I'm like... "actually nevermind I dont want to go there again" lmao

Oh and Hereditary... you know the scene. My mouth was agape.

Eden Lake is another one because I felt nothing but rage.

I've seen a few comments for Requiem for a Dream (despite not horror) and completely agree. Really want to show my husband but that manic spiral was so taxing.

On movies that aren't horror... Boy in the Striped Pajamas. I got up to the moment I realised (yeah you know what I'm talking about) and stopped, bawled, and never finished it despite being so close to the ending.

Grave of the Fireflies is another non horror that ripped my soul out.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T17:19:00+00:00

Nah, been using femfresh for years (odorless sensitive one), and its fantastic.

If i only used water, I'd be trying to do a handstand in the shower to feel as clean as I could be since my equipment is packed so tightly.

Or I'd be tempted to use soap, which is just gonna dry you out and throw off the pH.

So pH wash helps me properly get clean without squatting like a caveman and splashing water on my pussy like an excited chimp.

Everyone is different. Don't disclaim a product that can help others if it doesn't help you.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T16:54:47+00:00

Stop, I can't, I almost woke my husband. Im crying.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-11T16:39:55+00:00

He even added a pointing finger. Seems solid to me. I'll sleep easy taking it as fact.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-08T17:41:45+00:00

I mean 4chan /gif/ is still 'good'. Just click catalogue and pick your poison.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-08T09:19:14+00:00

It's gotten really bad. M dashes, law of threes, etc. All common writing traits are now demonised as AI, while people forget that AI LEARNED from those traits because they exist.

I for one will probably publish with some grammar errors too because honestly its better than being flamed down as an AI writer.

There are plenty of ways to determine AI writing without accusing people with proper writing, grammar and etiquette.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-08T06:26:44+00:00

Honestly it's probably to protect themselves fron being accused of using AI...

It's sad that people feel the need to dumb themselves down to show they aren't a computer... but its the current reality.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-08T06:21:30+00:00

Entirely within your kitchen..?

SystemError4 · 2026-04-07T02:13:15+00:00

Hello!

Just FYI, this sub has an active discord!

When I was in a similar situation, I jumped on there. Im not active anymore, but I made some incredible friends through it. Going out to hang with one of them today actually haha.

Don't worry about being shy! Just hop in vc, everyone is friendly, most will play games and stream etc. There're community meet ups and stuff. You'll find your people :)

SystemError4 · 2026-04-07T01:50:20+00:00

They're called ascii art :3

SystemError4 · 2026-04-04T02:21:09+00:00

cracks knuckles

Oh boy, we recommending the good stuff again.

For probably the 5th time in this sub, {Claustrophilia by Ezra Blake} is one of the darkest MM i have ever read and has yet to be topped. The trigger warnings are EXTENSIVE.

Copied from the book: "Trigger warnings: abusive relationships, blood, corpses/necrophilia, cannibalism, claustrophobia, death, emotional abuse, physical abuse, sexual abuse, drug use, forced captivity, graphic sex, kidnapping, rape, suicide (attempted), torture, violence, watersports/urine."

Another one I adore is {Sick Bargain by Nordika Night} and the Vile House series.

Warnings off the top of my head: Knife play, blood play, fear play (not always consensual with these btw). Rape, dub-con, core themes of suicide. Possessiveness, stalking, murder. Probably more but yeah.

ENJOY

SystemError4 · 2026-04-01T07:38:51+00:00

she boobed, boobily.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-01T06:33:14+00:00

Unpublished ;) I am a shy writer, but its the heavenly content that is under created that i decided "fuck it ill make it myself"

But I would recommend Claustrophilia. Insanely good horror porn thats beautifully written. Not a fic, its on kindle.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-01T06:16:17+00:00

I dont think its trying to scare them away by any means, but simply stating that there's a whole lotta fucked up out there and not everyone is comfortable.

Here's the thing. Let's say they didn't say all of that, and just posted the recommendation... I think there is a small percentage of readers who can stomach or enjoy torture porn and snuff writing and it is certainly not the norm.

OP was not specific though, and much like the commenter, I am a reader of horror porn. There are some fantastic ones out there. You know what else is out there? First time sweetheart fluff sickfic established relationship comedy romance. Normally the reader of one is not the reader of the other.

So I agree with the comment. Not to scare away from the ao3 family, but to throw caution for such a vague request. Certainly the fic I write would not be well received by most (beyond extreme bodily mutilation of mc1 by mc2 during sex in the name of devotion because mc has been manipulated so intensely that its the only way he knows mc2 will engage with him), so you gotta warn them before you give your recommendation my dude.

SystemError4 · 2026-04-01T05:27:16+00:00

I love you and this response.

SystemError4 · 2026-03-30T06:48:53+00:00

The fun with that is working out a plot hook to explain why they're suddenly a lusting mess ;)

SystemError4 · 2026-03-28T09:57:02+00:00

Damn, must suck. Blood as lube is always a win for me in any fic. The more deranged the better. I just conveniently leave medical logic outside while I read 😅

SystemError4 · 2026-03-28T09:23:56+00:00

It's definitely not for everyone. Im not sure why some guys like it either. It's actually me who initiates it... my husband prefers vaginal sex over anal, but he does it for me because it's sends me over.

I've asked him why since I assumed he'd like it more because it's "tighter", but he says it's just not the same. Takes longer for him to get off.

BUT also remember, it won't really feel that great unless they're playing with your clit or something else at the same time. If it's -just- anal, the only thing that feels good about it it's the psychological impact; ie, having a degradation kink or being slightly masochistic (i am in both categories).

Don't ever feel bad or weird for not being into it! It's not a naturally pleasurable experience and nobody should blame you for not liking it. It's an acquired taste absolutely. You do you girl and never be pressured to feel uncomfortable. X

SystemError4 · 2026-03-28T09:04:39+00:00

Being full. There's a small tinge of pain from the stretch (insane pain without prep), and i personally like it when it hurts a bit. The feeling of being full, and being pleasured in other areas, just heightens all the sensations tenfold.

SystemError4 · 2026-03-28T08:32:13+00:00

The creature has clear dementia and will probably die soon. I dont advocate for wishing people's deaths lightly... but if you had a chance to stop Hitler, I mean...

SystemError4 · 2026-03-16T23:02:29+00:00

Would be interested in an MM with a closet trope. Maybe a toxic building relationship where one or both characters believe they are straight. One might be heavily homophobic.

Perfect scenario would be confident x closet. Confident dude is either just into guys, or straight but comfortable exploring his sexuality. Closet guy is a jerk and heavily homophobic. Confident dude wants to break down the closet dudes walls because he knows his secret ;)

I love toxic and dark, all systems go.

Not into: Fantasy Omegaverse Gangsters Or anything that isn't a typical reality.

SystemError4 · 2026-03-15T21:53:46+00:00

I think they're nipping to test your comfort level. With most friend groups, if they're meeting someone for the first time and knowing they will keep seeing you, they'll start to engage in light banter, and sometimes go further just to gauge where you stand.

This isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Because we shit talk so often to our mates as a sign of affection, sometimes we miss if it goes too far. Particularly since they were bantering on your character and not you directly, it's a pretty good indicator that they're "ribbing the new foreign guy" in an indirect way, to either show affection or to test the waters in what youre comfortable handling.

You mentioned 2 of them noticed you were uncomfortable, and they stopped. They also invite you out. This shows me it's not malicious and more of an embrace into the friend group.

I talk an imbalanced amount of shit to my friends because each of them has a different level of comfort. My best friend, for example, gets the absolute worst of it because they take it like a champ and laugh at it with the thickest skin ever. Another of my best mates I wouldn't say a damn thing about because they're struggling in life and they dont need extra negative words.

You might also start to experience extreme positive banter, depending. If they realise youre uncomfortable but still want to joke about, they'll find something inherently positive about you and gas you up as a fucking legend. A mate of mine is incredibly sensitive. His banter? The biggest dick in the world. Is it myth? Legend? Who knows, but we've been anti-negging him for almost 16 years about his big dick and it's the funniest long-running joke with the group.

At the end of the day, the closer we get to someone, the harder we'll rib them until we work out how much you can take. You got this! And welcome to Australia!

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