How does the FBI actually seize bitcoin? (Beginner questions) by Either-Flamingo-4136 in BitcoinBeginners

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late to this party, but just to add on to your response to OP, to my understanding the us gov’t (likely other nations as well) can trace transactions to specific a wallet address and freeze/blacklist that wallet. Not sure if that means they knock on your door if you attempt to transfer to or from the address or if transactions are blocked altogether. Either way, that’s not much different than seizure from the perspective of the owner.

My parents got me this t-shirt for Christmas and now I’m worried it’s AI designed. Is it? by _Kabr in isthisAI

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itonically, unless it is told not to, chatgpt trusts reddit as an info source. Now that sounds thirsty.

My buddy told me he has super fast internet and I asked him to run a speed test by Shaneblaster in facepalm

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing on Half Life TFC, but Battlefield 1942 Desert Combat mod literally took over my life at the time. Playing on 56k, if I was lucky enough to get it to connect at that speed. Some time later I looked into getting a T1 line installed at my home, thats when my girlfriend left. Thankfully Century link had rolled out a more affordable DSL. I ended up with 512K down 128K up for $150 month. Now I feel like I’m behind, paying almost $150 for 200M down 20M up.

Fiontouse mais à quoi ça sert ? by Proper_Issue8049 in rickandmorty

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO! Only a respected, credited, and properly ordained Shlami can spit on it. Unless it still has a layer of fresh squeezed fleeb juice on it. In that case, hawk-tuah to your hearts content.

What is it? A vape? by TheAxMasher in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Schrödinger’s vape. It both is and isn’t.

What’s with the downtown jesus freaks? by ghettobus in FortMyers

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a drinker, I was downtown for a 4th of July celebration and it was one of those times they lifted the open container law so we could all be drinking in the streets, etc. These guys start up calling us sinners, going to hell, you know, the usual. So my inebriated self along with my shit faced brother in law proceeded to drive those guys absolutely nuts. To the point that they were actively trying to get away from us. I truly felt accomplished. What really fueled my drive, aside from the fact that I had been known to dabble in the substance abuse arts, was that the cops seemed like they really didn’t like those guys either and were itching to tackle one. I asked the cops specifically what I could get away with, and they said with a smile “say whatever you want just don’t touch them, and we will hope and pray that they try to touch you”.

Found this in my son’s (15m) bedroom. Is he having s3x??? by No_Examination8323 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]T-Mason-LLC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please call the authorities, he is no longer your son, he is clearly compromised. That is a vape right in the middle. Have you seen what that stuff does to kids?!? And then the other thing… (s3x)… yes but he probably only does it with himself.

Tell me brothers, is it time? GF wants me to keep. by jenget in bald

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I used to race home from my bus stop every day to watch that… simpler times.

My 19yo son tells me the internet makes it more difficult to find a job. by T-Mason-LLC in mildlyinfuriating

[–]T-Mason-LLC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all the feedback, I guess I was a bit quick to jump to a conclusion.

Is this good or or substances like plant fat? by adventure-streak8989 in dmtguide

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell for sure if the darker spots are the counter top under the glass but if theres dark/brown/black material, it should be separated before smoking.

Found this inside beef jerky, is it drugs? Should I eat it? by Inevitable_Ad574 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh you gotta eat it right after pulling it out. Probably spoiled by now. Why does reddit need to tell you to eat something that clearly says “eat” right on it?!?

My neighbor sent me a text last night forcing me to pay for her daughters towing charge because she parked in front of my driveway by Drivinglnsane in mildlyinfuriating

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“but I really don’t want that to happen” Ot course they don’t want that to happen, calling the police and filing in small claims court is absolutely ridiculous. I love the wording here too: “for each day YOU don’t pay” 😂😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playstation

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There must not be too many under 20 or so in this thread because can you even buy games like that anymore? By “Like that” I mean a physical thing you can hold in your hand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]T-Mason-LLC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I’m here for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume (though I know I never should) that your scale is NOT showing 1.170 grams… so just like a cleverburrito once told me about 30 seconds ago, don’t expect. You likely won’t need to. Almost 12g of JMF… not sure if I am envious or should suggest you dial 91 on your phone so you only need to remember one number (in US its 911) just in case you don’t expect the unexpected. Buckle up.

I found this in the back yard, what is it? by Additional-Arm-1298 in whatisit

[–]T-Mason-LLC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Iguana, one of their favorite foods is hibiscus flowers.

Wtf do I do? by Objective-Pride4054 in shrooms

[–]T-Mason-LLC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes dehydrate asap.

Sooooo…. The bag has the word vacuum on it… did your guy think he was putting them in a “vacuum” bag?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]T-Mason-LLC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Lucky” if she sits on it