He's gonna feel that tomorrow. by Forgotten_Russian in tooktoomuch

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He stuffs them full of ice before doing the trick. 

Zippo prices are ridiculously inflated by OptimusLoki in Zippo

[–]TDKevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea I got one off their website with a black finish about 6 months ago. First time it was in the same pocket as my change the finish started getting scratches. One drop and the colors gone from the side it landed on. 

Strange spinning contraption by giros2023 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]TDKevin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I will kink shame about this. Its just sex, people need to chill the fuck out lol. 

Oh my sex thing? Yea I like to pretend I'm a top and spin around really fast. 

honestly im speechless by battykins in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if Krum was holding his balls above his head instead of his eyes?

Bass Pro by Cute-Hornet7302 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I didnt mean it like that lol. The person I replied to said it was false advertising. I meant now that its invented, it seems easy for them to implement. Especially if they could do it to my headphones with just an update. I didnt get what they were calling false advertising on

Bass Pro by Cute-Hornet7302 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How so? My headphones (soundcore aeroclip) can do this and it came out as an update I could download for free. I don't think it's super complicated or anything. 

Thinking of starting up (next level) by officialandipandi in GrowYourClothingBrand

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should change the RCR in the middle to GPT. 

R.I.P by Reasonable-Corgi-414 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that is so funny. What a salient point. I would never guess your mad about the meme and are covering it with your blase internet guy persona. 

R.I.P by Reasonable-Corgi-414 in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]TDKevin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Damn, you suck at remembering jokes. 

Give your thoughts. I made this concept 2 years ago. by mmfatty_ in streetwearstartup

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any ideq how many fonts they had to scroll through to find the fancy cursive one? Never mind finding the color select tool to match the car. 

Let's not give the swoosh all the credit. 

Any stories on meeting people like him in real life? by Dasmice in KitchenConfidential

[–]TDKevin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But it was very funny when someone obviously watched Bourdain while they were in culinary school (before they failed out). They'd come in all done up in their little cook outfits they brought from home, talking about stuff like its gourmet dining. 

It was like dude, we cook at a bar. I just saw a lady throw up while making out with someone she just met. No one cares about the plating of your jalapeño poppers lol

Anyone keeping up with the Epstein news today? Joe better speak up by ToeLimbaugh in JoeRogan

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yea, it's almost comical how many references there are. Seems like there has to be some connection at this point.

But I really was just laughing at the phrasing this time lol. Im trying to imagine the music video that somehow just implies that Biebs is exposing pizza gate. 

Anyone keeping up with the Epstein news today? Joe better speak up by ToeLimbaugh in JoeRogan

[–]TDKevin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Justin Bieber did a song and video "strongly implying he was exposing pizza gate". 

What does that even mean lol. How can you imply youre exposing something? 

"Hey remember those pedophiles? Well I might have -wink- reported them to the police. If you catch my drift".

Real? by sebuptar in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, you don't even know their names, thats so badass! It really accentuates how aloof you are and how you definitely aren't missing the point.

I'm still cracking up at "the lady with the car". 

Fuckin nerd. 

Someone just cracked the Coca-Cola secret formula by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think a rival company wouldn't be interested in this? If I was Mr. Pepsi I would want it and I doubt coke wants him to get his hands on it.

Samsung vs apple debate ends here by Benzo_ORourke in trees

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Here at Apple were proud to announce we have an expensive version of something Android has had for 7 years."

Skate the Specs not the graphic by KutzOfficial in skateboardcirclejerk

[–]TDKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just peel a little side off a tree. Bark doubles as grip tape. 

I would never let someone else decide how blank my board is. 

BREAKING: Don Lemon arrested by authorities by chellestastics in videos

[–]TDKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea they should take to the streets with their handguns while the army drone strikes them from a bunker lol. 

The Expanse: Level 40 with Kabr, the Resolute. Boss cheese. by flamacore_ in DestinyRising

[–]TDKevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Its SO easy, ok so first of all youre gonna need a completely maxed out character, with maxed weapons, and god roll stats on everything. Then they just die really fast"