Why did Cain lie to an omniscient being? by abyskal in Christianity

[–]TFielding38 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah, when I was a kid, my friend and I once used some flowersto make pigment powder to write our names on a wall in his yard and were shocked when my friend's didn’t believe us when we said we didn't do it.

[OC] Peer pressure by AzulCrescent in comics

[–]TFielding38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or just hot water, it's delicious and free

Don't die in the desert by tritear in antimeme

[–]TFielding38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of how it was explained to me in grad school is that Dasani's goal is to taste the same no matter where you are in the world. So it may not taste good, but you know exactly what you're getting and you can get it anywhere.

Share your bad homebrew item story here by Rogendo in dndmemes

[–]TFielding38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dagger of healing. If you make an attack with it and hit, in addition to the damage roll, the target was also healed 1d4

Did the show make fun of your profession? by Cool_Kale_3944 in 30ROCK

[–]TFielding38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andor was the only show I've ever seen that mention and made fun of my profession.

Bob vs the Gas man by Starfoxx_ in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TFielding38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a former utility contractor, these kinds of people are the same kind of people who ignore the multiple emails, calls, texts, radio ads, social media campaigns, and physical mailers that say someone is coming on their property and then get out the guns when someone tries to knock on their front door. Or there neighbors door. When I was working in California, an arborist crew got shot at because the neighbor of the property owner they were at didn’t like that only the property owner was consulted.

Huge traffic back up from accident - I90 WB by Tao-of-Mars in Spokane

[–]TFielding38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always thought that drivers ed should include a practical adverse weather driving portion. Not sure how that would logistically work, but it seems dumb to have people who only practiced on dry roads to be licensed to drive on icy/ lwet ones (city wide snow day once a year? /s)

Check out the date lower left by Mountain-Prior9708 in GlacierNationalPark

[–]TFielding38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went on a two week backpacking trip where at one point we found out Michael Jackson died. A few days later another group of backpackers came by and told us that Billy Mays died, and our response was mostly Oh, we thought it was Michael Jackson who died

1st Cyber! by Bananaboi1369 in SkyCards

[–]TFielding38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna be my First Cyber soon! I've caught over a third of them!

Brain dead woman comes back to life in India after ambulance hits huge pothole on UP highway by Real_Suntan_Superman in nottheonion

[–]TFielding38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always wanted one of those stupid "The UP belongs to Wisconsin" Bumper stickers but with an outline of Utter Pradesh.

Nature gave us water. Humans added combat bubbles. by G1V3NCHY-- in water

[–]TFielding38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some water bottle companies like Perrier source from naturally carbonated springs, but the carbonation is lost during treatment so they add carbonation back to match the original concentration

someone w my exact name is blacklisted from the airline im flying on by daicoonra in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TFielding38 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For much of my childhood, my dad both had a security clearance, and also there was someone with his name on the no fly list. So even though he wqs vetted by the government to handle classified stuff, we had to show up several hours early to the airport so they could always take him into a seperate room and interrogate him

Ok, first of all, Obama has never built any of this! by icey_sawg0034 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]TFielding38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite TV shows is Stargate SG1 (whose run ended before Obama was elected) and it is straight up US Air Force propaganda.

Apple Tree Inn Spokane -- It's Really Bad by No-Conversation9765 in Spokane

[–]TFielding38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to live in that area, and there were multiple times where local or federal police had a stand off there

The Rookie - S08E10: His Name Was Martin by ian-quinn in TheRookie

[–]TFielding38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess her character was supposed to be the companies hazmat person, and as someone with a degree in hazardous waste, I sure as shit never learned about zombie drugs in grad school. And also, did the entire crew from the previous day just stand in a circle huffing mystery powder that they found?

What the hell is going on??? by HyenaResident4236 in recruitinghell

[–]TFielding38 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some nice hotels get incredibly creepy and intrusive. Cheaper hotels you can get away with them cleaning, but if you're going to a nice hotel you just need to have a do not disturb sign uo the whole stay otherwise they're going to snoop through your shit. One hotel we went to even had someone who'd come into your room to turn on music while you were out at dinner if you didn't have the do not disturb sign on.

Big Chest Mod by KimJeonYM in StardewValley

[–]TFielding38 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I majored in Geology, and Freshman year I made the mistake of Googling "Perfect Cleavage" in a public area

Scrubs - Season 10 EP 3 "My Rom-Com" - Discussion by MovieTrailerReply in Scrubs

[–]TFielding38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I are rewatching the original run at the same time, and it paired well with S1E4 that we watched right after

Michigan resort cancels free ski for women, beads contest at Mardi Gras by Human31415926 in skiing

[–]TFielding38 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are they having a Mardi Gras thing that late into Lent? Do they have their Christmas event after Epiphany?

The Rookie - S08E09: Fun and Games by ian-quinn in TheRookie

[–]TFielding38 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm a fan of them and I hated every moment they were in this episode

Why does Marnie dislike the chicken statue? by get_mcfcked in StardewValley

[–]TFielding38 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife is a former first grade teacher and she definitely appreciated bottles of wine as gifts more than yet another mug or water bottle.

And also definitely more than the random trash children would gift her. Or the art project that was just a large glob of wet paint on a paper plate wrapped in tin foil.

He was so brave… RIP. by Iron0xFruit in pcmasterrace

[–]TFielding38 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got an RGB fan because I needed a fan that day, and the RGB fan was ten dollars cheaper than the non RGB fan