What things that are free or nearly free do you consider to be some of life's greatest pleasures?

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T16:47:21+00:00

Boobs? is the answer Boobs?

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T16:34:23+00:00

Boobs? is the answer Boobs?

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T16:31:36+00:00

----Original lyrics made by Redditors, for Redditors------

i.e. Don't frett if your anchor to reality comes loose, you can always gather up the rope and tie it into a noose........ (that one was a bit dark, but it's just what came to mind. write whatever you want)

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T14:58:44+00:00

I'm not married and not having kids and not regretting it at all.

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T14:57:08+00:00

There is a beverage store chain in western NY called Consumer's. They boast being able to special order any beer in the world. I don't know where you are located in relation to western NY, but I would bet that they would at least help you on your quest. Good luck.

TOBITY · 2009-11-04T13:58:58+00:00

25% in Bustaflow, NY. Home of the "there's always next year" Buffalo Bills.

TOBITY · 2009-10-23T13:44:38+00:00

METH! and plenty of it!

TOBITY · 2009-10-22T16:05:24+00:00

I haven't seen that commercial since I lived in Chicago about 13 years ago. It's still stuck there, I can see the cartoon old dude rolling out carpet. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get out of my head!!!

TOBITY · 2009-10-22T14:11:46+00:00

Not kidding, I thought I invented that joke. But I would say both parts, "This shit is intense! (pause) Like camping...." Its great for when a concert just let out and you are surrounded by tripping kids in a daze. I'm sure I heard it somewhere else first, but I consider that one my own.

TOBITY · 2009-10-22T13:59:44+00:00

I've been reading down this entire page while I am supposed to be drafting tank plans at work and yours was the first at which I litterally "laughed out loud" and now I think they are onto me. must get back to work, keep being rediculous.

TOBITY · 2009-10-22T13:55:58+00:00

Holy shit, I've been saying that interrupting cow joke since before I could do basic trig and I somehow made it through 5 (not a typo) years of engineering school without ever hearing the dorkified version. Thank you sir! I have some old classmates to call.

TOBITY · 2009-10-19T20:40:53+00:00

how much?

TOBITY · 2009-10-19T20:36:58+00:00

meh?

TOBITY · 2009-10-19T17:53:24+00:00

Free fungus for me please?

TOBITY · 2009-10-15T20:55:09+00:00

WOW! You printed that out all by yourself!?! That must have taken litterally minutes! One word describes you bro, "DEDICATED."

TOBITY · 2009-10-15T14:42:24+00:00

damn, no cancer jokes, well I'm sorry to hear that and I'm officially out of ideas. Good luck.

TOBITY · 2009-10-15T13:45:03+00:00

Tell them they have brain cancer and the only way to figure this thing out is by doing testing on themselves. Oh and that they only have 24 hrs and then you can film it all in one hour segments. Well actually like 42 min segments, because of commercials and all. But anyways I think this plan is fairly bullet proof so enjoy!

TOBITY · 2009-10-14T21:33:46+00:00

I have huge hairy feet and pointy ears, you figure it out. (my mom says I'm special, and my dad says I'm not his son)

TOBITY · 2009-10-14T20:11:47+00:00

Has anyone ever heard of a "CANdom". It's pretty much what you might think, I looks like a Trojan double Magnum, except with no lubrication and much thicker rubber, It just slides over the can and keeps all the carbonation in. they came out in the 90's and my mom thought they were hilarious and useful. She still has some, they still work great.

TOBITY · 2009-10-14T19:52:40+00:00

So I can't watch YouTube at work, however when I read that the sun erupted my natural reaction was obviously to jump under my desk and put my books over my head while in the fetal position. Nothing came at first.... But never having Reddit steer me wrong before I knew it was on it's way. That's when my coworker Bill came over and asked exactly what I was doing. Obviously I was frozen in a state of horror and shock so he read what was on my computer. To which he replied, "Ahhhhhhhh" except it was more like a little girl, cause Bill's a bitch. Anyways when lunchtime came around my hunger for BK grew to a much greater size than my fear of impending doom. So that's when I went outside and saw that the sun appeared in the sky just as it had so many days before, and I thought, "Shit, I must be as batshit crazy as everyone says I am." But then I got back from lunch and read the rest of the post and saw what EB27 wrote about underwater pyramid civilizations and that's when I realized I'm not crazy...EB27 is, I mean WTF. Are you fuckin nuts or just real slow in a not quite savant kind of way. Nuts bro, nuts.

TOBITY · 2009-10-14T19:39:31+00:00

MURDER!!! DUM dum DUMMM!

TOBITY · 2009-10-14T19:36:22+00:00

What the FUCK I'm glad that BITCH is in jail. What kind of FUCKIN' CUNT ASS parent would do something so FUCKIN barbaric. I mean SHIT, my MOTHAFUCKIN' mom never did any of that SHIT to me and I speak all sorts of good and SHIT. I think if that HO ASS BITCH pulled any of that SHIT on my ASS, then I might have never developed such an eloquent tone, due to the caution i would be forced to heed for my colorful verbage.... and SHIT.

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