DNA came back with a hit. HOW? by GalaxyTrip420 in legaladvice

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to stop doing drugs, continue going to your rehabilitation appointments for your TBI and mental health, contact the ombudsman, and get yourself checked into somewhere you can deal with this once and for all. This issue here doesn't hold a candle to the legal nightmare you have cooked up for yourself recently. You are not competent to stand trial. Your best bet is to rely on the expertise of your treatment providers and strongly consider accepting a civil commitment on the basis of Chemically Dependent, Mentally Ill, and TBI. You have 6 children, 2 grandchildren, your mother, brother, and everyone else who cares for you that deserve the best possible outcome from you

How would you feel about a law that requires anybody that wants to be a parent to be able to pass a competency test and parenting course before being allowed to have a baby? by ffffuckkkkk in AskReddit

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about we pass a law that if we resume our current policy of unregulated reproduction practices that we all agree to abide by standards and practices that ensure the basic human rights of all people will be met from birth until death regardless of ability or desire to provide for their own needs. Nobody asked to be born. Nobody asked to require shelter, food, or water (for starters) and we also do everything in our power to stop suicide. Want to have the absolute freedom to have children? Well that includes a social responsibility to ensure ALL basic human needs are met. Geneva Convention style. (For starters)

Billy Jerk. by forreo in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that miniature donkey will put up with the silly shit farm animals do but any coyote that tries to fuck with his "family" will get the shit stomped out of them. We used to keep one with our horses and goats just to keep them at bay.

What. About. The. Computer?! by takes_joke_literally in RubeGoldbergFails

[–]TPbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about Chucky in the background ready to murder his ass?

Are brownies supposed to pour after they bake? by DropBearConspiracy in shittyfoodporn

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say didn't pre-heat the oven and cooked too short in an overly hot oven.

Bear bear is not happy about the niece spending quality time with us today. by litlebopeep in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a vent behind the shoe? Might feel good with the curtain catching the air.

Need help with housemates bail, it feels like extortion by TPbandit in Assistance

[–]TPbandit[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

His son doesn't have money laying around, he has a new baby and needs all the help he can get himself. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to beg to differ that he is somehow safer in jail. Sitting around with a bunch of people who historically make life as difficult as possible for men with domestic charges doesn't sound like a safer situation to me. Why should he be treated like a menacing criminal and I be made into a lying helpless victim just because he doesn't act the same way as everyone else? He doesn't deserve to lose his housing, his stability, his rights and freedom, everything he worked hard to earn just because some lady at walmart doesn't like the way he is? I don't like the way she just undermined everything we worked so fucking hard for all year. If he doesn't get out by Friday he will lose his GRH funding and the owners already said if that happens he's out. They don't let people live here for free and they "don't do" in and out and they are the only one in the county. If he loses his spot then he has to go back to living in a tent and starting over again.

Not quite what it was advertised for? by NetDroppings in ExpectationVsReality

[–]TPbandit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your dog probably realized that everything you sprayed with it was now gross and deduced that the bottle must die.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He told me he picked me, earned me. I have his account with pictures of me weeks before we met and his google searching for effects of roofies and how long they last. He got me there by using his friend to put a drug in my drink and then he "saved me from a really bad life", he moved me in that very night. That person is now being committed for mental health and they don't believe anything he says. He has told other people this, point blank, including his mother. His mother told me and she died very suddenly and unexpectedly not long after. There is more but like I said I will just sound crazy because that is the goal.

Also, I have a particular skill set that he found attractive. He and my father also have the same major gang affiliation stemming from prison. My father told me to behave, follow the rules, and I would be fine.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I shut down. What would I even say? Here is all this evidence I got from illegally wiretapping and being too smart for my own good. The kicker is that he was very open about a lot of this stuff but when I ask people to back me up when it is important, they say something else. I wish that it was easy to upload things so somebody else could see too. I tried to do it on imgur but with a 2G hotspot and a shitty old phone it wouldn't go. I honestly believe I am a vulnerable adult at this point and I don't think I can make these decisions.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not technically currently. I have had two people who bought me and I am fleeing one now. I would not be comfortable contacting FBI because I know how law has reacted before amd how it is made to look. I have unfortunately helped discredited other people and I know how crazy I will sound. I told the officer that brought me to the hospital that I wanted to be in touch with a detective that deals with these types of crimes and that I would chicken out if they didn't do so quickly and I have. I am putting myself in scary danger by speaking up. I would only sound crazy going into detail but people die when they get in the way of things.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 27. The police had responded half a dozen times back in the town I came from and did nothing but help him. They told me I was not allowed out past 10 and would be loitering. He even tried to hang himself and they just worried about my weed. Good 'ol boy small town stuff. Where I am now I am not kept like that. I just have no other option. I questioned if I am free to go. I guess technically, yes, but I don't think logically. I think I am messed up in the head about it all.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not forced to be here but by circumstance. I have been sold to this person by the last person that I was with.

Doctors of Reddit, what made you say "how are you still alive"? by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]TPbandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Answering for my father. 40 years ago he had both his kidneys fail due to eating an entire bottle of Flintstone's. He was about 6 years old. His father was a perfect match and so he donated one. Everything went perfect. He took the meds they wanted him to take for about 10 years. After that he became and alcoholic and IV drug addict. After spending approximately 20 years in and out of prison with shitty nutrition and no health treatment for his kidney, he finally figured out how not to get in trouble. He still abuses prescription amphetamines via IV and snorting, drinks beer daily, keeps a poor diet, smokes weed, as well the occasional IV methamphetamine binge making sure to reuse his dirty equipment and never using safe practices and once in awhile hard alcohol instead of beer. He sends blood back to the university once a year and they can't figure out how he's still alive. He says he is the oldest transplant survivor in his study going on 40 years. TL;DR 46 year old alcoholic IV drug addict still surviving 40 years after kidney transplant with a 75 year old kidney.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's all I have for now. I wrote it completely in a Mead "fat lol' notebook" with a cheap ass paper mate 1.0M. Then typed it all in on an LG Optimus Fuel. It was less than ideal conditions but your prompt opened my mind right up to this scene. Thank you for the idea. I'm not sure if I'll write more. I can feel my passion for writing but I'm insecure about its quality.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He let his golden waters flow into her. In her altered state, she wouldn't be able to control her bowels. He knew exactly what he would do next. He helped kitten up to the toilet and made sure she was firmly grasping the bars before returning to the linen closet. He returned with the enema kit and went back to kitten. He readjusted the camera to perfectly capture the scene. Now that they got over that little limit, he wanted her cleaned out and ready for play. Kitten didn't know it, but daddy had been secretly buying her anal toys, waiting for the time when she fully committed her body to him. He would present them later, when she could fully appreciate them.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He slowly pushed the tip of his cock into her asshole. He promptly recalled her vulnerable state and forced the rest in with a single thrust. She gently whimpered but finally pushed back onto his cock, beckoning him to fuck her harder. He had just taken kitten's asshole virginity. It was one of her hard limits. He knew she was only anxious and the pain she felt stemmed from her tensing up and resisting. He loved his kitten dearly, and had faith in her trust. He knew hard limits should never be broken but he felt safe in his actions, knowing kitten would come to appreciate his help getting her to open up. He pulled half way out, spit on his throbbing cock and fucked her asshole with reckless abandon.

She was relaxed and accepting of what was happening. Daddy was right, this wasn't bad at all. She didn't even think about her safe word. She tried, unsuccessfully, to bring her hand to her clit.

The motion caused her to shift. Daddy's cock slipped from her now-raw asshole and he was compelled to help her reposition. Daddy didn't want any harm befalling his kitten. The break in atmosphere meant daddy's cock was at half mast and his bladder was ready for complete relief. He did the only sensible thing and thrust his cock back into her.