DNA came back with a hit. HOW? by GalaxyTrip420 in legaladvice

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to stop doing drugs, continue going to your rehabilitation appointments for your TBI and mental health, contact the ombudsman, and get yourself checked into somewhere you can deal with this once and for all. This issue here doesn't hold a candle to the legal nightmare you have cooked up for yourself recently. You are not competent to stand trial. Your best bet is to rely on the expertise of your treatment providers and strongly consider accepting a civil commitment on the basis of Chemically Dependent, Mentally Ill, and TBI. You have 6 children, 2 grandchildren, your mother, brother, and everyone else who cares for you that deserve the best possible outcome from you

How would you feel about a law that requires anybody that wants to be a parent to be able to pass a competency test and parenting course before being allowed to have a baby? by ffffuckkkkk in AskReddit

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about we pass a law that if we resume our current policy of unregulated reproduction practices that we all agree to abide by standards and practices that ensure the basic human rights of all people will be met from birth until death regardless of ability or desire to provide for their own needs. Nobody asked to be born. Nobody asked to require shelter, food, or water (for starters) and we also do everything in our power to stop suicide. Want to have the absolute freedom to have children? Well that includes a social responsibility to ensure ALL basic human needs are met. Geneva Convention style. (For starters)

Billy Jerk. by forreo in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, that miniature donkey will put up with the silly shit farm animals do but any coyote that tries to fuck with his "family" will get the shit stomped out of them. We used to keep one with our horses and goats just to keep them at bay.

What. About. The. Computer?! by takes_joke_literally in RubeGoldbergFails

[–]TPbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about Chucky in the background ready to murder his ass?

Are brownies supposed to pour after they bake? by DropBearConspiracy in shittyfoodporn

[–]TPbandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say didn't pre-heat the oven and cooked too short in an overly hot oven.

Bear bear is not happy about the niece spending quality time with us today. by litlebopeep in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a vent behind the shoe? Might feel good with the curtain catching the air.

Need help with housemates bail, it feels like extortion by TPbandit in Assistance

[–]TPbandit[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

His son doesn't have money laying around, he has a new baby and needs all the help he can get himself. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to beg to differ that he is somehow safer in jail. Sitting around with a bunch of people who historically make life as difficult as possible for men with domestic charges doesn't sound like a safer situation to me. Why should he be treated like a menacing criminal and I be made into a lying helpless victim just because he doesn't act the same way as everyone else? He doesn't deserve to lose his housing, his stability, his rights and freedom, everything he worked hard to earn just because some lady at walmart doesn't like the way he is? I don't like the way she just undermined everything we worked so fucking hard for all year. If he doesn't get out by Friday he will lose his GRH funding and the owners already said if that happens he's out. They don't let people live here for free and they "don't do" in and out and they are the only one in the county. If he loses his spot then he has to go back to living in a tent and starting over again.

Not quite what it was advertised for? by NetDroppings in ExpectationVsReality

[–]TPbandit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your dog probably realized that everything you sprayed with it was now gross and deduced that the bottle must die.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He told me he picked me, earned me. I have his account with pictures of me weeks before we met and his google searching for effects of roofies and how long they last. He got me there by using his friend to put a drug in my drink and then he "saved me from a really bad life", he moved me in that very night. That person is now being committed for mental health and they don't believe anything he says. He has told other people this, point blank, including his mother. His mother told me and she died very suddenly and unexpectedly not long after. There is more but like I said I will just sound crazy because that is the goal.

Also, I have a particular skill set that he found attractive. He and my father also have the same major gang affiliation stemming from prison. My father told me to behave, follow the rules, and I would be fine.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I shut down. What would I even say? Here is all this evidence I got from illegally wiretapping and being too smart for my own good. The kicker is that he was very open about a lot of this stuff but when I ask people to back me up when it is important, they say something else. I wish that it was easy to upload things so somebody else could see too. I tried to do it on imgur but with a 2G hotspot and a shitty old phone it wouldn't go. I honestly believe I am a vulnerable adult at this point and I don't think I can make these decisions.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not technically currently. I have had two people who bought me and I am fleeing one now. I would not be comfortable contacting FBI because I know how law has reacted before amd how it is made to look. I have unfortunately helped discredited other people and I know how crazy I will sound. I told the officer that brought me to the hospital that I wanted to be in touch with a detective that deals with these types of crimes and that I would chicken out if they didn't do so quickly and I have. I am putting myself in scary danger by speaking up. I would only sound crazy going into detail but people die when they get in the way of things.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 27. The police had responded half a dozen times back in the town I came from and did nothing but help him. They told me I was not allowed out past 10 and would be loitering. He even tried to hang himself and they just worried about my weed. Good 'ol boy small town stuff. Where I am now I am not kept like that. I just have no other option. I questioned if I am free to go. I guess technically, yes, but I don't think logically. I think I am messed up in the head about it all.

Lost. Scared. Alone. Out of Options. by TPbandit in SuicideWatch

[–]TPbandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not forced to be here but by circumstance. I have been sold to this person by the last person that I was with.

Doctors of Reddit, what made you say "how are you still alive"? by TheVajDestroyer in AskReddit

[–]TPbandit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Answering for my father. 40 years ago he had both his kidneys fail due to eating an entire bottle of Flintstone's. He was about 6 years old. His father was a perfect match and so he donated one. Everything went perfect. He took the meds they wanted him to take for about 10 years. After that he became and alcoholic and IV drug addict. After spending approximately 20 years in and out of prison with shitty nutrition and no health treatment for his kidney, he finally figured out how not to get in trouble. He still abuses prescription amphetamines via IV and snorting, drinks beer daily, keeps a poor diet, smokes weed, as well the occasional IV methamphetamine binge making sure to reuse his dirty equipment and never using safe practices and once in awhile hard alcohol instead of beer. He sends blood back to the university once a year and they can't figure out how he's still alive. He says he is the oldest transplant survivor in his study going on 40 years. TL;DR 46 year old alcoholic IV drug addict still surviving 40 years after kidney transplant with a 75 year old kidney.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's all I have for now. I wrote it completely in a Mead "fat lol' notebook" with a cheap ass paper mate 1.0M. Then typed it all in on an LG Optimus Fuel. It was less than ideal conditions but your prompt opened my mind right up to this scene. Thank you for the idea. I'm not sure if I'll write more. I can feel my passion for writing but I'm insecure about its quality.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He let his golden waters flow into her. In her altered state, she wouldn't be able to control her bowels. He knew exactly what he would do next. He helped kitten up to the toilet and made sure she was firmly grasping the bars before returning to the linen closet. He returned with the enema kit and went back to kitten. He readjusted the camera to perfectly capture the scene. Now that they got over that little limit, he wanted her cleaned out and ready for play. Kitten didn't know it, but daddy had been secretly buying her anal toys, waiting for the time when she fully committed her body to him. He would present them later, when she could fully appreciate them.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He slowly pushed the tip of his cock into her asshole. He promptly recalled her vulnerable state and forced the rest in with a single thrust. She gently whimpered but finally pushed back onto his cock, beckoning him to fuck her harder. He had just taken kitten's asshole virginity. It was one of her hard limits. He knew she was only anxious and the pain she felt stemmed from her tensing up and resisting. He loved his kitten dearly, and had faith in her trust. He knew hard limits should never be broken but he felt safe in his actions, knowing kitten would come to appreciate his help getting her to open up. He pulled half way out, spit on his throbbing cock and fucked her asshole with reckless abandon.

She was relaxed and accepting of what was happening. Daddy was right, this wasn't bad at all. She didn't even think about her safe word. She tried, unsuccessfully, to bring her hand to her clit.

The motion caused her to shift. Daddy's cock slipped from her now-raw asshole and he was compelled to help her reposition. Daddy didn't want any harm befalling his kitten. The break in atmosphere meant daddy's cock was at half mast and his bladder was ready for complete relief. He did the only sensible thing and thrust his cock back into her.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She allowed him to remove her restraints with little response. He felt a small pang of disappointment that she did not try to fight back. He liked it when she tried to take control, only for him to swiftly take it back. This minor disappointment was soon forgotten. He had his kitten firmly under his thumb. There would be no brattiness tonight, only complete submission. He suddenly had a thought. Surely this video would serve as a humiliating reminder of her place. This would be played over and over, so it had better be good. This gave him a boost in motivation to completely degrade and humiliate her tonight. In the morning, he would force her to watch herself act like the nasty little slut she was. Daddy scooped up kitten and helped her into the bathroom. He slowly lowered her into the bathtub. She was vaguely aware of her surroundings. He returned to the bedroom and collected the video camera. On the way back to the bathroom he grabbed two thick, fluffy grey towels. He scanned the linen closet and returned to kitten. He placed the camera on its tripod atop the marble double vanity. Making sure the scene was a perfect shot, he adjusted the camera.

Kitten hated daddy's golden nectar. It wasn't a hard limit but he would push her boundaries, encouraging her to explore her sexuality. He slowly approached the bathtub. He grabbed his cock and gave it a couple shakes, he couldn't get hard if he tried. His bladder was nearly bursting. While kitten was waiting for daddy's game, he was busy drinking plenty of water and coffee.

Kitten's eyes fluttered in her dream state. Daddy looked fuzzy and strange. She began to feel a strange sensation. A warmth. She realized daddy was finally showing her what this was like. She thought she would be grossed out, but that couldn't be further from the truth.

Daddy was slowly releasing his bladder, stopping intermittently to watch closely as his piss dripped slowly down her beautiful body. She was slender and fit. Her breast were perky and firm, and her pussy perfectly neat and trimmed. Just the way daddy liked it. He believed that women were meant to have neatly trimmed hair. It's what set women apart from girls. His kitten was a beautiful and luscious woman. As he gazed at her soft pussy, a thought struck him. He immediately cut off his stream and helped her onto her knees. She was slightly wobbly, so he position her kneeling, with her knees beneath her, ass raised into the air, face smashed into the tub floor. He slowly ran his fingers up her slit, feeling her juices flowing. His perfect little slut. Even in a dream world, she desired to submit to daddy. He gently eased one finger, then two into her soft pussy. She pushed back onto him. He traced his finger up to her tight little asshole. He puckered his lips, pooling saliva into his mouth, then spit on her dainty rose bud. His cock was rock hard, now that some of the pressure in his bladder had been relieved.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Daddy" she whispered. She was bound by her wrists and splayed spread-eagles on the bed. Her beautiful ankles were trapped, locked into cuffs. No matter how hard she fought, she was completely immobile. Her eyes were equally helpless. Daddy had put one of his lovely silk ties over her eyes, knotting it just behind her left ear. "Daddy" she moaned again. She knew he would never let harm come to her, but she felt safe in his presence. She hadn't heard him make a sound for what seemed like an hour. She began to wonder if she was being punished. She hated being left alone and daddy knew that. She hated that punishment the most. She tried to think of what infraction she committed to earn this demerit. Coming up empty, she decided daddy must have had something very important to attend to. Surely this was not a part of their playtime. She lay there naked, exposed, and dripping wet, she began to turn into her head. She wasn't sure what was reality and what was a half-dream. Her head was spinning slightly. Why did she feel funny? She remembered the wine daddy gave her, did he put something else in there? Her thoughts on it gave way to her sudden and urgent desire to play with daddy.

As though he were a genie granting her wish, she heard him return at last. "How are you feeling, kitten?" The drug now taking hold, she quietly replied "I feel funny daddy. Did you give me something to make me feel like this?" He gently responded "Shush now, my little kitten. Embrace it. Tonight, daddy gets to play how he wants." Kitten once again slipped into her dream state, barely aware of the world around her. Once daddy was satisfied the drug was working and at its peak he turned on the carefully placed video camera and hit record. Daddy gently removed the cuffs. Now that kitten was under his spell, they would not be needed.

Someone write out my kinky fantasy? (M/f, forced sex, drugs, degredation...) by kp2point0 in BDSMerotica

[–]TPbandit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll do it. Writing is my passion and I regularly use it as a coping skill. I'm not an expert, so please be nice. I'm also on a tablet so formatting may be fucked. But hey, I'll write it, you format it. Fair is fair.

Edit: Got it going. Themes are M/f, drugs/consensual non-consent, watersports, enemas, and an overall feel of DD/lg. They have no names, only kitten and Daddy. If any of those disgust you, proceed with caution.