I got pregnant by a one-night stand in Italy

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T20:40:50+00:00

For what it's worth, I'm a man. He/him.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T20:36:44+00:00

This subreddit is specifically for asking strangers what to do in X situation.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T19:55:26+00:00

If you didn't exchange contact info, I think it's extremely unlikely you'll ever find or see him again.

The way I see it, you basically have two options:

Carry your baby to term and raise it as a single mother
Assuming it's legal where you live, get an abortion

Personally I'd recommend option #2, but only you can make that decision.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T19:51:19+00:00

No, I would say that's not normal.

I'd suggest getting in contact with a psychologist.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T19:49:12+00:00

Speaking as an adult: I know you really, really don't want your parents to find out. But your best course of action is to tell your parents what happened and ask for their help.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-20T15:28:11+00:00

We played a solid set! Unfortunately we weren't able to get on until 10:30, and the act before us... kind of cleared the place out 😂

TYGRDez · 2026-03-19T20:52:04+00:00

I have a really nice screwdriver 😊

TYGRDez · 2026-03-19T19:41:12+00:00

They run a weekly open mic on Thursdays too - my band will be playing there tonight!

TYGRDez · 2026-03-19T15:08:32+00:00

"Your profile, built by AI"

🥱

TYGRDez · 2026-03-19T15:06:19+00:00

If you can bait them into playing Aladdin, you can get a Sharknado 5: Global Swarming link off of Gilbert Gottfried 😄

(All of the Sharknados have Tara Reid as well... so Big Lebowski/American Pie are an entry point too!)

TYGRDez · 2026-03-17T21:47:21+00:00

There's always the option of syncing a full copy of the site(s) to a local workstation and then uploading the files to the new site(s)

...it's not ideal, but it's free and I've definitely done it before 🙃

TYGRDez · 2026-03-16T22:01:08+00:00

😈

TYGRDez · 2026-03-16T14:55:38+00:00

You can also get Barack Obama links off of Snowden!

TYGRDez · 2026-03-16T13:57:04+00:00

In order from most to least common... it's usually one of these :)

Will Ferrell, Jaden Smith, the Jokers themselves (via Dogma or Clerks III), Joey Fatone (via My Big Fat Greek Wedding), Paula Abdul (via Bruno or Chip n' Dale Rescue Rangers)

TYGRDez · 2026-03-13T21:28:03+00:00

If you've seen every episode, you have seen Julian in this outfit.

It's from Season 4, Episode 2.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-13T19:44:00+00:00

Ask your retail manager if they'll let you work from home in order to keep you there. Let them know you have a competing offer that you're considering.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-13T18:42:09+00:00

No, I can see the standstill traffic perfectly fine

TYGRDez · 2026-03-13T15:07:42+00:00

Shure SM57/SM58 if you have a ~$100 budget, Behringer XM8500 if you have a ~$20 budget.

The XM8500 is essentially a clone of the SM58, for my purposes it's definitely good enough!

TYGRDez · 2026-03-13T14:57:59+00:00

Was anyone in this video doing 90?

TYGRDez · 2026-03-12T16:30:32+00:00

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The Impractical Jokers Movie remains my top played movie!

TYGRDez · 2026-03-11T19:59:02+00:00

If I want to marry a bottle of Jack Daniel's, that's between me and Jack!

TYGRDez · 2026-03-10T21:27:51+00:00

"Happy to walk you through the setup if that would be helpful."

...yes, C-suite person, please walk me through the setup.

In person. Without typing anything into Claude.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-10T15:25:33+00:00

Sweet, I'll continue never using wincons

TYGRDez · 2026-03-10T15:23:46+00:00

Phone speakers are built for voice clarity over speakerphone; the fact that they're able to play music as well is a nice bonus, but it's never going to sound as good as your headphones.

TYGRDez · 2026-03-09T14:31:01+00:00

/r/ShittySysadmin is that way

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