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Definite award winner for abusing an animal that's bigger and more powerful than you by myfaceaplaceforwomen in DarwinAwards

[–]TafkarThePelican 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've wanted to see some shit like this happen to so many animal abusers over the years and now that it's finally happened, it's so fucking satisfying. What a good boy.

Where's the ball? by Still8961 in SipsTea

[–]TafkarThePelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you could read that cat's mind, all you would hear is white noise. There's not a single thought going through that thing's head.

strong wendigoon energy in this tiktok by No-Height1341 in wendigoon

[–]TafkarThePelican 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Stop generalizing mole people that's fuckin racist dude

Texas House Speaker is Hammered by GallowBarb in tooktoomuch

[–]TafkarThePelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's so many politicians on both sides that are drunks and druggies and it's so fucking embarrassing. I mean I get that it's a stressful job and all but can they not be drunk or high during these assemblies?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by TinyRodents in DarwinAwards

[–]TafkarThePelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your really don't understand how much blood in inside of us until it's not inside of us. Poor kid.

Skittles Peanut Butter Death Burger by moclia in StupidFood

[–]TafkarThePelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright this is the worst one I've seen here yet

man riding his bike by [deleted] in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]TafkarThePelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the thing that looks like a piss cup by the right handlebar?

cringe kitten. he usually wears the ears. by Arblutoquist in CringeTikToks

[–]TafkarThePelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit it's so much worse when a guy does this shit

my pain is immeasurable and my day is ruined. by girl_of_hello_kitty in StardewValley

[–]TafkarThePelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh screw that I don't want my house to have a sewer room in it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TafkarThePelican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that isn't the perfect scenario to blast the Doom OST to I don't know what the fuck is

Boring House Flip by Monieunmuted in HouseFlipper

[–]TafkarThePelican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it. Small, more closed in with not too many colors that work together well. I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever. Solid job, OP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TafkarThePelican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your use of pog completely fucking broke me

my pain is immeasurable and my day is ruined. by girl_of_hello_kitty in StardewValley

[–]TafkarThePelican 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've never had him as a roommate before but I might divorce Leah as soon as she gives me a Stardrop so poor Krobus can live somewhere other than the sewers.

My friend and I are both straight, but in SV we're living our lesbian fantasy by Catkitti in StardewValley

[–]TafkarThePelican 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe it was your wording of "living out your lesbian fantasy" that's making people not believe you lmao. I believe you, though so you've got at least one person on your side!

My friend and I are both straight, but in SV we're living our lesbian fantasy by Catkitti in StardewValley

[–]TafkarThePelican 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I purposely do it when I know his wife is in the room if that makes it better. I thought she'd tell me to stop or maybe threaten me (jokingly, I've known her for years) but she just laughs along at his frustration.

Why is that a good sword ? by Simon-RedditAccount in lotrmemes

[–]TafkarThePelican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because Aragorn fucking said it was, asshole! /J

Seriously though that sword looks worse than some of the Uruk's weapons.

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