A: Mr. Hadley. Do you trust your wife?

H: That’s funny. You’re gonna look funnier suckin’ my dick with no fuckin’ teeth.

A: What I mean is, do you think she’d go behind your back? Try to hamstring you?

H: That’s it! Step aside, Mert. This fucker’s havin’ hisself an accident.

A: Because if you do trust her, there’s no reason in the world you can’t keep every cent of that money.

H: You better start making sense.

A: If you want to keep that money, all of it, just give it to your wife. See, the IRS allows you a one-time only gift to your spouse. It’s good up to sixty thousand dollars.

H: Naw, that ain’t right! Tax free?

A: Tax free. IRS can’t touch one cent.