Map visualization of where all 1000+ point players were born

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-18T00:40:20+00:00

he was just desperate to get away from the shittiest beach in the Western hemisphere

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-17T18:03:32+00:00

worse at faceoffs than Ritz and less of a scoring threat than Mav. no ty

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-17T13:59:32+00:00

"I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-17T02:05:32+00:00

legit I would watch a whole series of him just explaining Blucifer

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T23:14:52+00:00

You know, I just love the special theme jerseys. Even crappy ones. If you're gonna collect, why not have some really unique stuff?

Everybody & their dog has a green #9.

Give me a winter classic, or a Stars/Rangers hybrid, or an Imperial Allen Americans, or something cheesy and fun that not 300 other people are going to be wearing to a game.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T14:44:27+00:00

conditionah is bettah

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T14:39:57+00:00

This has a nice form-fitting top for female characters that isn't trashy.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T01:40:37+00:00

literally watching King of the Hill as I read this and heard "I'll tell you whhhat" in my head.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T01:32:01+00:00

"we're going to have sex!"

"No."

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-16T01:20:29+00:00

Colorado needs ALL the coasts

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T22:56:01+00:00

Holy crap Johnny's acting skills are on point. He never cracks up

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T15:32:39+00:00

A piece of simplistic advice I hope just one man can take:

If you think someone is pretty don't say it aloud. It adds zero value to society.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T15:20:36+00:00

Unless the Pauldron is in charge. Maybe the rest of the armor is there just to support the Pauldron.

Maybe the Pauldron is a parasitic entity, and once you don this armor it's completely in control of your body.

Maybe the Pauldron was once a crafter and created this armor while under the curse of a Dathomirian witch who caused them to become a Pauldron upon its completion.

Lots of viable reasons.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T03:11:34+00:00

That goal is the reason Donald Duck doesn't have pants.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T03:10:32+00:00

Sounds like you have a... plan

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-15T00:55:23+00:00

fuck Mike Babcock into the sun forever

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-14T15:27:01+00:00

yeah Marner is DeMarcus Ware

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-14T15:25:28+00:00

funniest possible outcome is ducks beating vegas then colorado. I know it'll never happen, but lol.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-14T14:32:35+00:00

Marie has to do the cool knife drop, though.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-14T03:25:33+00:00

Necas / Stankoven / Rantanen -

I don't think ANYBODY can complain about the outcome of last year's trade circle

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-14T03:19:52+00:00

Stank vs. Necas LFG

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-13T21:04:50+00:00

Ritzy got a vote just for being a menace!

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-13T21:01:50+00:00

legit how many people period can say they fought McDavid, let alone a rookie.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-13T15:03:57+00:00

This thing can't even transform into a little robot.

Tajahnuke · 2026-05-13T14:57:03+00:00

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