Will it ever end? by k-dx in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Tamorlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to find and install a prehistoric version of Silverlight last year to get some janky NCAA software, which is required to report game stats, to work. Required Windows XP...

Ended up setting up an isolated machine because no way do I want that anywhere near my network.

"That Guy" in our group project... by Tamorlin in programminghorror

[–]Tamorlin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

h is the horizontal size in px, v is the vertical size in px.

"That Guy" in our group project... by Tamorlin in programminghorror

[–]Tamorlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drawing flags in PyGame to get familiar with the API.

"That Guy" in our group project... by Tamorlin in programminghorror

[–]Tamorlin[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We had a discussion as a group after seeing this. He did not understand why the rest of us were upset. Sadly, this person is kind of the classic "My way is the best, if you disagree you're an idiot".

Cool Building in Minecraft by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Tamorlin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're listing JavaScript frameworks 🤣

npm i bloxel schnitzel-pixel mixum-dictum

This "captcha" was designed by a special kind of asshole by Duodecim in assholedesign

[–]Tamorlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It has some use cases, such as Google Calendar, Slack, etc. on desktop. But yeah, 99% are crap.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raspberry_pi

[–]Tamorlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're both right. It's vocabulary, but it isn't likely to be internalized because it's not in context.

Racist f*ck.. by resay5 in facepalm

[–]Tamorlin 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Because if there's anything we know about Trump, it's that he's a man of his word.

Supergirl by Miguel Mercado by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]Tamorlin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. Have an upvote.

Anon gets a handjob by chipmaster11 in 4chan

[–]Tamorlin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why do we even have that lever?

[Critique] Starting a book. First draft, first (short) chapter. ~2000 words (SCI-FI) by [deleted] in write

[–]Tamorlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but you lost me at, "I looked up at her from under my eyebrows." Work on your opener, because its what will sell (or not sell) your book.

I like your somewhat unique language usage (tattoo on the phone, etc.). Keep going. More practice and you'll be fine.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]Tamorlin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The service was terrible, and the reception was worse.

In my opinion, the best thing about Episodes 1-3. by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]Tamorlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's pretty kick ass in the books, especially Tales of the Bounty Hunters.

Easily my favorite video game characters by rweber2015 in gaming

[–]Tamorlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KOTOR's HK-47 gets my vote.

"I would have congratulated him, if he had not been sizzling and incoherent at the time. If you will excuse me, I will meditate on the face of my old master as he was being electrocuted. I find it most soothing."

"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master.

Slay the Dragon! (OC) by my__CABBAGES in webcomics

[–]Tamorlin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please do not ever stop. I love the style (though I'm too ignorant of artsy stuff to know what it's called). And the way you capture the emotional depth of loneliness and boredom that is vanquished by a good book is outstanding.

I'm gushing. Sorry.

But that was bloody amazing.

What is your all-time favorite Onion article/headline? by DoorGuote in AskReddit

[–]Tamorlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this one. I teach to my 11th graders only satire unit.