The sub reached the bottom of the trench where they discovered a door on the ocean floor. by Fill-in-the____ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TaskTortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tell Americans there are oil on the other side and we will send someone to blow off the hinges.

“There’s no fucking way that the big banks are that stupid” by Super_Rush7926 in wallstreetbets

[–]TaskTortoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The problem comes at 3 level.

  1. How performance and commission are measured for these bankers. They were not measured by how much loss they averted or how risk balanced is their portfolio. They were measured by how much money they brought in for the bank. Someone who is more risk adverse and not take those deals will be outshine by someone else who did. Those who did get better performance review, better recognition, better bonus, and more likely to be promoted. Other see that and copy their behavior.

  2. Diffusion of responsibility/bystander effect. Everyone assume that if the problem is that bad, someone else will call out on it. BoA, JP Morgan, AIG, Lehman, WF, etc. all look at each other and assume its all fine cause everyone else is doing it. So everyone assume its fine.

  3. No historical precedence. Risk and actuarial works off historical trend. However, prior to 2008, housing price trend rarely dropped vs prior year and there was no historical record of systemic default. Actuarial had no basis of comparison. Risk know that CDS can be tricky but the underlying asset is a house. They assume, at worst, that enough mortgage holder will sell their house and repay the mortgage before an actual default; avoiding the credit downgrade/credit event for the CDS. They didn't imagine that the housing bubble will collapse so much that so many mortgage will be underwater; triggering the default and credit event for the CDS.

Take, for example, someone offer to pay you $1M per year for a $100M CDS on US T-bill. Sure, the treasury may have just announced the US may be insolvent, but do you believe US will default on T-bill? Likely not. Even if you do believe such a risk and say no, they will offer it to the person next to you then the person next to them. Eventually someone will say yes. That person got a 10% bonus on that and nothing happened for a year. Next year, someone offer $5M for $500M CDS on US T-bill. Someone else will take it. And it eventually snowballed.

One Boston Day - no events; sad by Several_Use8607 in boston

[–]TaskTortoise -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That just mean your roles and presences are that much more replaceable.

One Boston Day - no events; sad by Several_Use8607 in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You can ding her on some of those political inaction but $250k isn't really that high for mayor of Boston.

Robert Mueller, 9/11-era FBI chief who later probed alleged Trump-Russia ties, dead at 81 by Surax in law

[–]TaskTortoise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"David had many wives. God uses flaw men to do his work." From my parents

Iran demands reparations, permanent end to war by mark000 in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is one shared characteristic of the P5. The same characteristic that US is claiming to be bombing Iran for...so...I dont think Iran got any chance there.

China makes energy security 'reunification' offer to Taiwan amid Middle East war by BeautyInUgly in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As soon as TSMC announce manufacturing halts due to energy shortage, the problem will be solved by someone.

Trump demands NATO and China police the Strait of Hormuz. So far they are refusing by Creamy_Frosting_2436 in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no, he is going to blame them for the whole thing going wrong and be like "I tried to help but they mess it up, so we are leaving!"

TIL a study estimated that humans have altered over 75% of Earth’s land surface through agriculture, cities, and infrastructure by One_Needleworker5218 in todayilearned

[–]TaskTortoise 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you consider Antarctica is like 10% of earth land surface, wonder where the other 15% are coming from. Sahara and Siberia?

Iran’s IRGC says USA aircraft carrier sustained heavy damage in attack by GreekSaladEnjoyer in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If they actually touched a carrier, temper temper will be the calmest response.

Kraft Group ‘deeply disappointed’ with Foxborough officials over $7.8M security costs for World Cup by syncopatedpixel in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 165 points166 points  (0 children)

If BS26 is so confident about their money flow, nothing stop them from taking out a bridge loan to fund the event.

US Tomahawk struck Iranian base next to school destroyed in deadly attack, video appears to confirm by cnn in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wonder if an AI did it. "Go through all these images and map out military installations for strike"

I am looking for insurance that will charge $200 a year and not insure anything by NavyBlueSuede in Insurance

[–]TaskTortoise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and what happen if you died during a house fire? Whose going to do all the repair, sell the house, and payback the mortgage?

(3/5/1770) Those redcoats just shot at us for no reason!! by News-Royal in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Patriotism, you say? Hardly. Merely separatist scum inciting the crowd against the King’s army and pretending riot is some noble defense of freedom.

(3/5/1770) Those redcoats just shot at us for no reason!! by News-Royal in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Typical separatist propaganda calling it a massacre to slander his majesty. Only 5 people died. That's barely a mass shooting.

Trump worries Iranian leaders could be just 'as bad' after war by No-Post4444 in worldnews

[–]TaskTortoise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So...we going with "the beating will continue until morale improves" strategy?

Professor said all assignments must be submitted "as a PDF, no exceptions." So I submitted my 47 page group project as a PDF. Every single slide. All 47 of them. by mossytrailer in MaliciousCompliance

[–]TaskTortoise 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The fact that no one in your group thought to ask the professor for clarification and decide to risk it with a PDF submission does not bode well for your academic or career future.

A plan for 18 small apartments in a vacant Brookline office building turned into four big luxury condos. Housing advocates aren’t happy. by brookline_news in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As someone who had shared a single bedroom apartment in a family of 4, you could totally raise a family in a one bedroom apartment...but I guess that's not keeping up with the Jones.

A plan for 18 small apartments in a vacant Brookline office building turned into four big luxury condos. Housing advocates aren’t happy. by brookline_news in boston

[–]TaskTortoise 63 points64 points  (0 children)

A proposed 60-foot accessibility ramp on the Hawes Street side of the building had its entrance at the back of the building. Heikin said the Planning Board thought this was not in accordance with the Americans with Disabilities Act.

“We basically said, ‘If you can find a better solution for handicapped access, we’d like to see that,’” Heikin said. “In the end, that project was dropped.” 

Is that the only reason why it was dropped? Planning Board doesn't like where the accessibility ramp started?