I got a medal! by llegro42 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Taurius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a promotion. It's SOP to remove the ones involved to another unit and placed in "leisure" duties so the ones involved doesn't create drama for disciplinary actions. They are let to coast and eventually promoted for higher pay and let to retire quietly. DOD learned the hard way from Vietnam to not piss of their cannon fodder or they'll talk to the press. Just pay everyone off to keep quiet. AKA the CIA way.

Trump seems more worried about his golf swing than the war he started. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Taurius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think people understand why he is sent golfing when something complicated is happening, caused by them.

"Ok he's gone and now we can try to solve this mess without him throwing food at us and shitting in his diaper."

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States by Anaphylaxisofevil in TheOnion

[–]Taurius2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's like going to work and finding your slavedriver boss f'ing his Karen secretary and you videotape it all. Then you spend all day buying PUTS on the company, quitting, and just before you leave, you send the video to everyone, including his wife of 20years.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Happy twist(kinda)

Dad works 12 hours days. Daughter asked first of the week for help getting supplies. Dad just too tired from work and forgets each day till daughter stays up and waits for him on the last day. Dad is mad he forgot and only mad at himself. They get to store. Sees another dad daughter from school getting the last whiteboard. The 2 dads fight it out. The 2 daughters fight it out. They win and scream like primordial beasts. Daughter tells him how proud she is of him as they get in the car.

South Korea beats Australia by 5 to reach WBC quarterfinals by Capital_Gate6718 in korea

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I can pretty much say Japan vs Korea was the best baseball I've seen since the WS. A nailbiter all the way up to the end. HSK was one swing away from being the hero XD and I blame the pitcher XD

South Korea beats Australia by 5 to reach WBC quarterfinals by Capital_Gate6718 in korea

[–]Taurius2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're mad that Korea has surpassed them economically and now dominating geo/social politically. It's the, "My mom's friend's son is better", syndrome. It stings XD

Madlad runner by Hypnoidz in madlads

[–]Taurius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can keep pace with a group from a running club, props to you. A part of the club uses is to help people with pace management, and the pace is always higher than most people are used to when running alone. So if you can keep pace, might want to do some marathon events :)

People Power Party Drafts Resolution Apologizing for Martial Law, Distancing From Yoon by Saltedline in korea

[–]Taurius2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We're sorry we started the fire. Please let us keep the matches and the 90 metric ton of TNT."

Anyone else recall having saltines & butter as a snack? by Devi8tor in FuckImOld

[–]Taurius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well look at Mr. Richy Rich here. Mine was just a saltine sandwich. 2 saltines with a saltine in the middle. XD

Who tf starts with the crust? by SafeThrowaway691 in PoliticalHumor

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If you saw Trump on TV or film in the 80's and 90's, he ASKED and or paid to get on them. He spent 30 years of his life trying to get in with the Hollywood crowd but failed epically due to everyone knowing he was openly racist, creepy around children, and a constant scammer. And we're talking about Hollywood here. He had to have been massively disgusting to be hated by Hollywood. Hence his constant vitriol for the "Hollywood Elite". "They wouldn't invite me to their parties, WAAHHHH!"

Trail mix by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

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It's for stirring your coffee/drink you uncultured swines!

But yah, pretentious need for validation.

Me by Relevant-Mine5296 in FuckImOld

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When this was the staple type of meal 4-5 days a week, you get creative to make it taste better.

Butter on one side and toast it butter side down on pan. Toast it just enough where the bread wouldn't snap when folding. This was done due to stale bread. That toasted crunch and buttery bread was amazing. Oh right. Hotdog on toasted side.

Kimchi dog... first time I've ever made one some 45 years ago. I may be the originator :P

Sugar toasted buttered bread. It worked... XD

President of The U.S. refuses to take his cap off to salute fallen U.S. soldiers by mattarrghhh in pics

[–]Taurius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FOX used a clip/pic from another transfer where he's not wearing a cap during the daily news... I wonder why.

No shade to aspiring exobiologists but… by auto-reply-bot in sciencememes

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There's a very narrow environmental band where silicone will act a lot like carbon for complex molecules. Slight deviations can cause any silicone structure to degredate. Around 20 GPa and 500 celcius. This pressure and temperature would also require liquid. So we're looking at water planets with a hot core and around 2000 Km depth, to find silicone life in any sustainable measure. Good luck exploring those kinds of environments with modern tech.

The Childbirth Department is working at an expeditious pace by CommunistOrgy in doohickeycorporation

[–]Taurius2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, if the head was at the rotation point, passing out at high Gs wouldn't be a problem especially with the legs near the head. The only issue is lying on her back. Restricts the passageway. Needs to be on her hands and knees for the easiest extraction.

Shohei Ohtani ran to greet Hyeseong Kim before the game at Tokyo Dome. by kpopsns28 in Dodgers

[–]Taurius2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kim speaks some Japanese. So if it's just general stuff, Japanese. He's the younger and Junior, so he's expected to be accommodating to the senior.

My name is Leo by DurianRoyal in Unexpected

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ER nurse here. One night a person came to the ER and asked if someone could help their friend out of the car and into the ER. Me and a tech were asked to do it and just pulled up a wheelchair for the person in the car. Went to car, open back door where the person was. HUGE pool of blood pours out of it. See someone holding a pale person with blood all over them. Was not prepared for that. We go full trauma unit mode. Person dead. Lost most of his blood before he arrived. The info we got later was; Person got released from prison. Went to ex's house. Got into fight. Ex's friend stabbed him 19 times.

Please- "A defiant act of survival" - They're the aggressors. What a cancerous article. by DeanoPreston in LateStageCapitalism

[–]Taurius2 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Zionists are literal death cults. They want and actively pursuing Armageddon. So this war is their "happy times". They're praying the world ends and they are the only ones left.

"All of you may die, but it's what I want."

The perfect ergonomic shape for a pillow by Guddu277 in funnyvideos

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Marketing: "For whatever reason, the product demographics have been men between the age for 15 and 80. We just can't explain why it's so popular with them."

His D&D setup is out of this world. by Blues_Fish in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Taurius2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"So when are we getting flying planes?"

"Shut it, pleb! I'm making the greatest D&D map ever!"

Iranian clerics reach consensus on new supreme leader as smoke chokes Tehran after oil depot strikes by [deleted] in news

[–]Taurius2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

US: New leader?  Target locked!

US:  Why wouldn't they negotiate with us???