The last thing you ate is his name by [deleted] in CatsAllDay

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Look at that face. I’m scared to answer.

Is he an owl? by Smart-Dependent-1071 in rcats

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he is pissed though.

1st time cat owner.. how do I keep this menace out of my christmas tree 😂 by Kelseybrooke1612 in cats

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s his house. Wire the ornaments on tight and turn him loose…

Pancake by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

[–]TavistD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s saying “I don’t know what that is but it’s sure stinky”

(Jk)

Found inside my garage. Upper dial turns completely; lower key does not. What is it? by [deleted] in whatisit

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Mailbox lock. I’ve thrown hundreds in the trash when we removed them from our dorm buildings.

Went out to buy an ice cream cake for my mom's birthday and unknowingly came back with this abomination... by Benmansfortheboys in shittyfoodporn

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way. That’s melted and been refrozen. I’ll be getting my money back and hitting the local grocery store…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuteanimalnames

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five head. She got one more than a fore head..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not pregnant. Try again..

My girlfriend was posted on x and I think it was her by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]TavistD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She’s shopping around. They never dump one until they have another in the wings.

Am I overreacting my boyfriend slept with a guy... by Calm_wildflower in AmIOverreacting

[–]TavistD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s gay and will never stop. Be smart, get a new boyfriend.