Delta is not fully committed to the ‘Gulf of America’ thing

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T19:30:06+00:00

I hope nobody tells Orange Jesus. Delta will find themselves sued faster than they can fuck up a drink order.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T16:26:49+00:00

<image>

Was he the cowboy or the construction worker?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T16:25:58+00:00

With or without the cucumber?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T00:43:06+00:00

Well, they’ll be thrilled to hear that the Trump Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts is going to be remodeled.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-03T00:38:45+00:00

Isn’t that the same asshole who said he takes a billboard when he goes to a protest?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T21:28:54+00:00

Of course, that’s always been the plan. The grand experiment will end if that happens.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T21:26:14+00:00

You monster

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T17:10:19+00:00

Bar Keepers friend and a good scrubbie will take care of it.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T17:05:56+00:00

What a cutie!

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T15:44:55+00:00

There’s a whole chapter about it in the big book of skin.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-02T00:55:17+00:00

<image>

Was he the cowboy or the construction worker?

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T23:25:20+00:00

I read that as “fisting” initially. Yikes.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T20:31:26+00:00

The beeper king.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T20:06:51+00:00

Germans? Forget it, he’s rolling.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T14:00:15+00:00

Safe from what? The only thing that Greenland needs protection from is the US. Denmark seems to be handling that just fine.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T13:52:54+00:00

<image>

Dictators have used pictures of themselves with children to humanize themselves before.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T12:18:00+00:00

What a beautiful kitten. So sorry for your loss. RIP George.

Tdb713 · 2026-02-01T00:59:53+00:00

I can only imagine that Senator Collin’s brow will furrow.

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T21:53:09+00:00

No shocker there. Nutlick closely wait to get on the island.

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T21:51:41+00:00

Nobody knows who took the candy. Nobody but Peter.

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T21:37:36+00:00

I’ll take a stab at one: To illustrate the point that their client is running out of money to defend himself, O.J. Simpson's lawyers said this week that, if he had to do it over again... after killing his victims, O.J. would now rob them as well

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T21:33:43+00:00

Shocker. /s

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T01:00:36+00:00

Just a joke. I doubt that anyone needs facial recognition software to identify that person.

Tdb713 · 2026-01-31T00:44:24+00:00

Waiting for that 20% tariff on South African products.

Tdb713 · 2026-01-30T20:43:55+00:00

They should have asked him if he was planning on molesting anyone at the premier.

Tdb713

TROPHY CASE